Batman Sucks Forever

One of the most rewarding things about the BSF website has been the guestbook. Now defunct, it was hosted by Lycos for about 12 years. On one hand, it was a way for our awesome fans to let us know how much they enjoyed the screenplay. And that's terrific.

But there was another level of enjoyment. In addition the adulation of our fans, the guestbook attracted no shortage of stark-raving lunatics. Most of them mis-interpreted the website as an anti-Batman manifesto. Their ungrammatical rantings have provided us with countless hours of laughter.

The guestbook entries trailed off over the years to a bare trickle. So I've frozen it, downloaded the entries, and presented them for you here. Enjoy.

Sunday 02/01/2009 4:30:58pm
Name:	Chris
E-Mail:	chrisberkley@msn.com
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Comments:	I'm an aspiring filmmaker, and I've been thinking this would make a great starting-off point. So can I turn this script into a fanfilm (giving credit where it's due)?

Thursday 01/22/2009 11:26:26pm
Name:	doubleagent
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Comments:	found by googling for "i hope robin set a tape". read it about a decade ago and have been looking for it, off and on, for the past two years.

Saturday 10/11/2008 5:26:27pm
Name:	Grick Dayson
E-Mail:	the_nb_man@yahoo.com
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Location:	Los Angles, California
Comments:	It could've mocked the "Shoemaker" movie a bit more, but it's still very funny and clever, my friends and I are considering making a live action adaptation, what do you guys think?

Saturday 03/17/2007 2:07:07am
Name:	amanda
E-Mail:	fergie_rux@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batmansucksforlife
Homepage URL:	http://www.batmansucksforlife.com
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Location:	were ever yo
Comments:	BATMAN SUKZ 4 LIF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday 03/17/2007 2:07:05am
Name:	amanda
E-Mail:	fergie_rux@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batmansucksforlife
Homepage URL:	http://www.batmansucksforlife.com
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Location:	were ever yo
Comments:	BATMAN SUKZ 4 LIF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 01/04/2007 6:46:44pm
Name:	Brandon Daley
E-Mail:	bman109@hotmail.com
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Location:	Kansas
Comments:	I am a fan of your script and wondered if you could purchase a published copy anywhere. Please let me know if this is possible.

Sunday 07/16/2006 0:38:30am
Name:	chris
E-Mail:	rcelliott2@c omcasd.com
Homepage Title:	yoo
Homepage URL:	http://dude
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Comments:	batman sucks forever. i hate batman. this movie sucks i dont like it at all. im watching it now and i hate it

Monday 07/10/2006 2:01:13am
Name:	David
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Location:	USA
Comments:	i love this screenplay, my favorite part is when Robin puts on a paper bag and a guy calls him a dick and Robin thought he was saying his name but it was an insult instead, funny stuff!

Tuesday 06/27/2006 12:49:40am
Name:	The intergalactic lunatic
E-Mail:	melon_master@hotmail.com
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Comments:	Every couple of years or so i read this, and each time its better than how I remembered it, this is one of the world's truly great satires, i would love to read your other works.

Tuesday 04/18/2006 2:30:33am
Name:	Ravishankar
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Comments:	BATMAN...nanananananana...BATMAN...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Funny. i love this movie!!!

Sunday 04/16/2006 7:12:50am
Name:	BSP Gallery Bookshop old and rare books
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Homepage URL:	http://www.bspgallery.com.au
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Comments:	Your site is great. Nice layout, BSP Gallery Bookshop old and rare books. BOOKS and MEMORABILIA on military, shipping, aviation history, craft, arts, Australian, old postcards. http://www.bspgallery.com.au

Saturday 04/01/2006 3:04:12pm
Name:	richerd
E-Mail:	rick@hot male .com
Homepage Title:	rick moshing
Homepage URL:	http://dont now
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Location:	wigan
Comments:	the batman forever film is brlliant

Saturday 03/18/2006 5:51:17am
Name:	hj
E-Mail:	jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh
Homepage Title:	jh
Homepage URL:	http://hk
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Location:	ukykj
Comments:	ki

Monday 03/13/2006 7:14:35pm
Name:	Batboy"SO I FORGOT MY SUIT, ALRIGHT!!"
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Comments:	In a nutshell, FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!! Thats all...

Sunday 03/05/2006 8:07:38pm
Name:	Andrew Stobart
E-Mail:	Stobart@hot mail . com
Homepage Title:	Google
Homepage URL:	http://Google
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Location:	Beechwood 36th street 600
Comments:	I would love to watch this movie pleas.

Wednesday 02/22/2006 1:16:31pm
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Comments:	4TO5

Wednesday 02/22/2006 1:16:30pm
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Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:23am
Name:	as hole
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Comments:	you suck ass hole

Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:22am
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Comments:	you suck ass hole

Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:22am
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Comments:	you suck ass hole

Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:21am
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Comments:	you suck ass hole

Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:19am
Name:	as hole
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Comments:	you suck ass hole

Friday 02/03/2006 12:01:33am
Name:	Amster
E-Mail:	dontcareaboutyou@biteme.ass
Homepage Title:	Smellly
Homepage URL:	http://yousmell.com
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Location:	The Underworld...
Comments:	That is totally funkeh! :) Lovin' de batman randomness!

Sunday 01/08/2006 6:54:41pm
Name:	Omalthe2
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Comments:	Can't stop laughing that was brilliant, every quote, every villain perect im still laughing omg.....

Saturday 12/03/2005 5:20:49pm
Name:	BATMAN
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Sunday 11/20/2005 5:28:19pm
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Monday 11/14/2005 9:40:18pm
Name:	Scott Perez
E-Mail:	xfromtheheartx@msn.com
Homepage Title:	batman
Homepage URL:	http://batman
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Comments:	Being an extreme Batman fan...this is the best pay I've ever read.

Wednesday 10/19/2005 4:14:00pm
Name:	felix cegueda
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Wednesday 10/19/2005 4:13:58pm
Name:	felix cegueda
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Sunday 10/02/2005 9:56:03pm
Name:	oompa
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Comments:	I love batman, despite your comdedic hate.

Sunday 10/02/2005 9:56:02pm
Name:	oompa
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Comments:	I love batman, despite your comdedic hate.

Thursday 09/29/2005 8:36:05pm
Name:	Bilal
E-Mail:	Bilal.Itani@gmail.com
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Toronto
Comments:	Loved the skript. I read a bit of it but wanted to sign the guest book because I have stuying to do. The BatMan movies from BatMan to BatMan Returnes were good. The next two that came after really "Sucked Forever." BatMan Begins, Really nice!!

Monday 09/26/2005 11:01:55am
Name:	johnny d
E-Mail:	jumbobellbottoms@gmail.com
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Location:	Dublin, Ireland
Comments:	guys that batman script is the funnniest thing i've ever read. i was reading it in work and it had me in tears of laughter. please let me know if your writing anymore screen plays

Friday 09/09/2005 5:17:44pm
Name:	lavertraharris
E-Mail:	batman
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Comments:	batman

Friday 09/09/2005 5:17:43pm
Name:	lavertraharris
E-Mail:	batman
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Comments:	batman

Thursday 08/04/2005 11:14:20am
Name:	APORO
E-Mail:	APORO18@POST.SK
Homepage Title:	WWW.APOROWEB.WZ.CZ
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Location:	Nitra_ Alovakia
Comments:	Hello everybody.... good page :) keep smiling

Wednesday 07/20/2005 4:48:12am
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Monday 07/11/2005 10:39:42pm
Name:	Buddy
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Location:	CANADA!
Comments:	GREAT SCREEN PLAY!!!!!!!! SHOULD BE A MOVIE!!! i'D WATCH IT

Monday 06/06/2005 5:49:29pm
Name:	OMAR
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Tuesday 05/17/2005 0:59:27am
Name:	David
E-Mail:	david_booch@hotmail.com
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Location:	CANADA!
Comments:	Great script work, love the parody, they are hard to come up with and you stuck to the central elements of a origianl batman movie, congrats!

Thursday 03/31/2005 11:11:47am
Name:	Dave
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Comments:	Your script has no meaning. Trust me, your script sucks just as much as you think Batman does. If there is anything you are about, it is nothing. Just for fun, we could steal your screenplay. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

Thursday 03/31/2005 11:11:47am
Name:	Dave
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Comments:	Your script has no meaning. Trust me, your script sucks just as much as you think Batman does. If there is anything you are about, it is nothing. Just for fun, we could steal your screenplay. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

Wednesday 03/30/2005 9:31:46am
Name:	deco
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Comments:	fuck you fucker i hope you die

Tuesday 03/22/2005 5:37:17pm
Name:	Xavier
E-Mail:	XAV989@YAHOO.COM
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Comments:	Freaking funny should be a new animated movie

Friday 03/18/2005 9:51:13pm
Name:	matt
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Location:	Aus
Comments:	You suck. This isn't funny at all, you have the sense of humour of an 11 year old. Well done, you script wasn't clever or witty.

Saturday 02/26/2005 6:19:47pm
Name:	Lance Kinkade
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Comments:	Your website's the pits & your script sucks like you do. You're a disgusting fat bag of sh** that would disgrace the name of the Dark Knight himself. You will never be forgiven of this at all.

Friday 02/18/2005 9:59:25pm
Name:	Marlon Tayag
E-Mail:	lonskee2000@yahoo.com
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Monday 02/14/2005 5:29:51am
Name:	Lestat
E-Mail:	clockviolin@hotmail.com
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Comments:	Fuck you bitch. you have the worst fucken site i have ever seen.what the fuck is that? go to hell and come with better site as\#$@#$ole

Saturday 01/08/2005 9:23:10am
Name:	Derick Smith
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Comments:	I'm a big Batman fan, but let me tell you people, THIS SCRIPT ROCKS! (I never liked the movies anyway). The refrences to all the villans being created by falling into Vats was hallarious... just as much as everything else. Parodies are great, but this... THIS is a masterpiece! Hope it gets turned into a movie, REAL soon. BTW: you should add more sections to this site... It seems a little plain...

Wednesday 01/05/2005 2:24:20am
Name:	Martha
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Comments:	this script rocked back when I first read it yrs ago and it still makes me laf hysterically. Go you!

Tuesday 12/07/2004 10:17:10pm
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Comments:	who sucks? you base your wimpy story on Batman and now what?

Tuesday 10/12/2004 12:17:11am
Name:	Adam
E-Mail:	irtehhaxxor@yahoo.com
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Location:	South Florida
Comments:	Very funny. I finally got a chance to read it all. Could use some music though.

Thursday 09/23/2004 1:04:28am
Name:	angelina
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Comments:	That script was bloody brilliant! It should definitely be a movie.

Tuesday 08/10/2004 8:04:12pm
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Comments:	dude this is fucking hillarious if only you could make it into a fan made movie or something, that would be tigth. But it's still funny.

Thursday 07/22/2004 0:49:34am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	monkey35@yahoo.com
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Comments:	this site sucks eternally....

Monday 07/12/2004 2:19:59pm
Name:	shaun
E-Mail:	muxz@yahoo.com
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Location:	Reno
Comments:	Read this back around 97-98 and thought it was friggin hilarious. If there were any justice in the world it would be on the big screen.

Wednesday 07/07/2004 7:18:54am
Name:	The CON_Artist
E-Mail:	con_artist_code_12@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	The CON_Artist
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ego2/con_artist
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Location:	Where I lay my head is home
Comments:	I love this... I'd do the film just for the hell of it.

Wednesday 07/07/2004 3:44:42am
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Monday 06/21/2004 8:13:36pm
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Thursday 06/17/2004 5:11:03am
Name:	Morgan
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Comments:	This was a VERY funny piece. I laughed out loud at least 5 times.

Saturday 06/12/2004 3:39:44am
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Monday 05/17/2004 5:52:38pm
Name:	eric blue
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Location:	memphis
Comments:	I like this. Good stuff. Reminds me of the humor here: http://www.silverladder.com/literature/humor/humor.htm

Saturday 05/08/2004 5:50:01pm
Name:	dead man
E-Mail:	insanerama@yahoo.co.uk
Homepage Title:	www.insanerama.4t.com
Homepage URL:	http://www.insanerama.4t.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	noman land
Comments:	people who don't like batman can died be cose your proble a xmen fan that shit and so is your comics u r all dicks

Wednesday 05/05/2004 10:32:04pm
Name:	Parise
E-Mail:	Febreeze_2@hotmail.com
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Comments:	THis is the funniest thing ever

Thursday 04/29/2004 5:13:14pm
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Comments:	Did anyone go see the Punisher movie yet? I have to say, I think it's the best comic book movie to ever come out. It's definitely worth checking out! If you want to see a trailer of the movie, go to MarvelCatalog.com, and you can also buy some awesome Punisher Merchandise while your there!

Saturday 04/03/2004 8:30:28am
Name:	ryze
E-Mail:	ryze_z2003@yahoo.com
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Location:	subang jaya
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS COZ HE ONLY USES GADGETS AND NOT HES OWN STRENGHT!aND HE SUCKS COZ HE SUCKS.

Thursday 03/25/2004 3:23:17am
Name:	Boon
E-Mail:	maybeimachinesejetpilot@yahoo.com
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Location:	CA
Comments:	I freaking love your script. I was cracking up for hours. I visit regularly to reread it. Thank you for being funny.

Sunday 03/21/2004 8:42:40am
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Comments:	all you mother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the bigest ball lickers. im gonna fuck your mothers while you watching and crying like litlle bitces.

Saturday 03/06/2004 11:29:53pm
Name:	Just another Fangirl
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Location:	N. Y.
Comments:	Ingenious. Just, wow.

Saturday 02/28/2004 1:58:49pm
Name:	Corey Brand
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Comments:	ya know i like batman but that was hilarious. i think it was funny when darth vader showed up . You should add more like put some guys like Freddy, Jason or Micheal Myers.

Friday 02/27/2004 8:49:24am
Name:	Chris
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Comments:	Laughed my ass off. It was great how you poked fun at every single little aspect of the movie/t.v. show.

Saturday 02/21/2004 11:05:34am
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Tuesday 01/13/2004 5:11:16pm
Name:	Heather
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Comments:	I like Batman, but this is pretty funny.. so i gotta say this is a cool site. :) (how come you dont make a Superman sucks..? now that would be something to see) whoever wrote this, great job.

Saturday 01/10/2004 2:34:59pm
Name:	Michael
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Comments:	your parody isnt even funny

Wednesday 11/12/2003 11:09:52pm
Name:	SuPeRn0va
E-Mail:	warcraft3hero@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Kyles Layer
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Comments:	pwns

Wednesday 11/12/2003 8:55:50am
Name:	DAVIES
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Wednesday 11/12/2003 8:55:44am
Name:	DAVIES
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Wednesday 10/29/2003 7:16:45pm
Name:	ethan boehm
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Comments:	I love batmans gadgets

Saturday 10/04/2003 2:18:16am
Name:	Rebecca
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Comments:	Hey! This script is awesome! You totally got all the main points in "Batman Forever" and laid them all out with your own quirky twists! Rock On!!

Saturday 09/20/2003 6:26:58pm
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Comments:	you fn suck

Tuesday 08/12/2003 3:20:19pm
Name:	luke s goljan
E-Mail:	idlereaper@yahoo.com
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Location:	beverly, MA
Comments:	this script is absolutely hilarious, and if you ever did make it, i want to see it. i've been laughing about it for 3 years now ever since i stumbled across it in some fan scripts page. i use jokes from it constantly and even inserted one into a film i did (the mr freeze fish joke). if you guys are still doing comedy, i'd love to hear from you. and just for the record, the 'j. schumacher club' thing made me cry, i laughed so hard.

Wednesday 07/16/2003 2:51:17pm
Name:	Harley Quinn
E-Mail:	Alicecat79@hotmail.com
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Comments:	I am a die hard batman fan, but that is the most insane shit I have ever read... I love it!!!!! It needs to be a movie though...

Wednesday 07/16/2003 4:07:10am
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Sunday 07/13/2003 5:32:32pm
Name:	Bruce Wayne
E-Mail:	ImAliasTheBatman@cs.com
Homepage Title:	Criminals are a suspicious cowardly lot
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/im_alias_the_dark_knight/bat_sonar
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Location:	Wayne Estates; beyond Gotham City limits
Comments:	This script is the result of the consequences that await any great fictional character when its license is pimped to those who have no care for another's works. In 1939, Mr. Bob Kane (& friends) gave to the realm of literature & art a creation that has, & will endure, no matter how the DC Presidents & Joel Schumachers of the world attempt to heap infamy upon it, in their march towards personal wealth. The Bat-Man IS forever! No amount of mock or parody can harm him! Mainstream America discovered him in 1989, when Mr. Michael Keaton donned body-armor, in an attempt to bring The Bat-Man back into the darkness. Let me tell you a secret... he'd never left it. V. Kilmer aided with his stiff, mono-syllabic, Pinocchio-like portrayal, in adding nails to the coffin. And lovable old G. Clooney, who couldn't act dead if someone killed him, lowered the box into the ground. And now, with rumors circulating that the ultimate buffoon, A. Kutcher, is to act (lol) the part, Tinseltown starts shoveling-in the dirt. But, you cannot kill what cannot die! We followers of the ideals of The Bat-Man have held warder over his true sense of years before Hollywood discovered him. We don't see him prancing through neon lighting, flaunting nipples & cod-pieces, trading corny banter with celebrity wussy bad-guys, the latest trinkets from The Sharper Image spinning 'round his utiliy-belt. We know him to step from the shadows without a word, inflict justice and/or vengeance, & disappear back into the night! But I digress. Of course everything can & should be able to withstand self-mockery; that's why the 60's version with Mr. Adam West & Mr. Burt Ward is so warmly accepted around the globe. At least they wore the correct uniforms. I, & those other few who echo my thoughts & feelings, will never forgive (or forget) those who have sought to strip our hero of the saintly image, wonder, & dignity that he has earned by sacrificing his all many times over. The greatest truth to being "A Son Of The Dark Knight", is that we will "still-and-always" be here, long after the crucifiers have collected their thirteen pieces of silver and gone.

Saturday 07/05/2003 7:15:10pm
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Comments:	i love batman

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Tuesday 06/24/2003 8:16:39pm
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Comments:	This is one of my all time favorite websites. That was freaken hillarious with Robins lines on Catwoman

Tuesday 06/24/2003 1:22:18pm
Name:	Dave
E-Mail:	orionsbelt13@msn.com
Homepage Title:	Call Of Duty Resorces
Homepage URL:	http://www/3dactionplanet.com/callofduty
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Comments:	Kick @$$

Thursday 06/05/2003 9:12:12pm
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Tuesday 06/03/2003 12:50:55am
Name:	darkmillennia
E-Mail:	darkmillennia@hourafterdark.com
Homepage Title:	Another Day
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Comments:	Dude, this SO has to be made into a movie. It'd make some HUGE-ass bank if it was. XD

Saturday 05/31/2003 8:30:56pm
Name:	Matthew
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Comments:	i love this thing it crack me up.this is the best thing i read

Wednesday 05/28/2003 3:50:23pm
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Monday 05/12/2003 4:20:22pm
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Comments:	You have a very cool comic book, and movies

Saturday 04/26/2003 8:04:17pm
Name:	I Hate YOu
E-Mail:	batman@joker.cowl
Homepage Title:	$%^& you!
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Comments:	I hate you you idiots I will call the cops if u don't shut your dumb wedsite down STUPIDUMBASSYITIOTDUMBO I HATE YOU YOU ARE A LOSER your a @!#$&^ *^&%#@%# ()}{}P":>?@%(& I %^&#$ HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go to &*((

Thursday 04/24/2003 4:59:39pm
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Comments:	Great Screenplay thing you got here

Wednesday 04/23/2003 9:34:07am
Name:	iam93157
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Comments:	"aka" is spelt incorrectly about 1/6 beginning of the script. halarious, i actually read the whole thing in one sitting

Thursday 04/17/2003 11:13:53pm
Name:	@#$%^&(&^%$#
E-Mail:	BSF@htmlgear.tripod.com
Homepage Title:	sucker
Homepage URL:	http://SHUT UP
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Location:	STUPIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments:	THIS SITE SUCKS. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO THE RETARDED LOGO THAT YOU DUMB PEOPLE USED TO HAVE?????????????????????????

Tuesday 04/08/2003 12:06:23am
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Comments:	FUNNIER THAN SHIT. thanks guys

Sunday 04/06/2003 6:11:28pm
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Comments:	ooooooooooooorrrrrinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg

Sunday 04/06/2003 3:43:15am
Name:	Adam West
E-Mail:	realbatman@homedying.cum
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Comments:	Wow ur a sick pupy friend..u also have a lot aof time on your hand...i have something else in mine!!!

Saturday 04/05/2003 1:44:43pm
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Comments:	This is one insanely good joke! If anyone ever made a movie out of this script, I would be first in line to see it. But I guess that's not going to happen any time soon...is it?

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Monday 03/31/2003 6:14:38pm
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Comments:	This is pretty funny... but - it reads just like an episode of the 60's series with Adam West!

Saturday 03/29/2003 2:50:47am
Name:	the biggest batman freak ever!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments:	BATMAN DOESNT SUCK MR. YOU DO!

Wednesday 03/19/2003 9:30:45am
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Tuesday 03/18/2003 8:00:02pm
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Comments:	That was the funnyest thing ive read it a long time! I was falling out of my chair laffing! Ellen

Sunday 03/09/2003 12:18:41am
Name:	Tommy
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Comments:	This was one of the funniest things that ive ever read. My congrats to whoever thought this up. You could be a great spoof writer.

Thursday 03/06/2003 10:52:27pm
Name:	Dick in your mouth
E-Mail:	Dicky D
Homepage Title:	Dick in your mamas mouth
Homepage URL:	http://Dick in your mamas mouth
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Location:	you don't wanna know!!!!!
Comments:	Batman is cool.The 1st 2 movies were cool!Bitches who make fun of batman especially that one person who kept sayin fag alot is fuckin too young to know shit!Man don't worry about what these other losers say your site is pretty ass funny!I hardly ever read comic books because I have other important things to do but when i was young i used to watch the animated series and i thought it was pretty cool.Good luck with your site and don't take shit from these little bitches who say you suck!Reply back man!

Thursday 03/06/2003 10:37:30pm
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Location:	America.........of course
Comments:	What is up with everyone makin fun of this site.It is just showing the funny ,slightly stupid,faults and mistakes of the directors of the recent BATMAN movies.I have nothin against this site.But,yall have to admit....some of thelines in the latest Batman movies have been corny....this .....in my opinion is hat thissite is makin fun of and not the superheroe itself.

Thursday 03/06/2003 10:22:57pm
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Comments:	Funny as hell.Thought you wrote it well.It would be funny if you teamed Batman and Superman together.Wouldn't it. Good Luck with site.

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Tuesday 02/25/2003 12:31:04am
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Comments:	Love this!!! This sounds like a Mel Brooks movie! You write really well! Keep up the good work!

Sunday 02/23/2003 4:41:11am
Name:	cem
E-Mail:	2003
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Homepage URL:	http://batman forever
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Tuesday 02/18/2003 6:15:16pm
Name:	Josh
E-Mail:	Kraventhehunterx@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Mephisto's Comics
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/kooshney/mephistoscomics.html
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Comments:	This would make a great National Lampoons Movie.

Tuesday 02/18/2003 3:27:11pm
Name:	J_Son
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Comments:	This was great. A Laugh riot. I too would love to see this on film. Looking forward to the next one.

Saturday 02/15/2003 6:35:25pm
Name:	peter noer
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Comments:	well, thank god i'm not the only one that realizes that "gay-boy" joel schumacher should'nt have even been give the privialge to direct not one but two pieces of crap!! first of all why he thought he needed to change the wonderful "dark" look of gotham city laid down by tim b. and secondly,,,what the hell's the point of putting "man-nipples' on the bat suit and do we really need to see a "fashion show" after they don thier new rubber suits?????/?????????I feel george was a better BATMAN than Val, but if tim was acting executive producer for these last 2 films,,why did he let loose the loser/director joel and step in to direct them himself?? whew,, I feel better now.. - 2nd generation batman fan p, noer of southcarolina [ps i may get back-lash from certain memebers of the Homo-sexual society, but ,Batman does NOT need insulting like he has in the last 2 films.im surprised the late BOB KANE did'nt protest when he visited Joel's set during production.]

Saturday 02/15/2003 4:51:34am
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Thursday 02/13/2003 2:17:43am
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Thursday 02/13/2003 2:16:12am
Name:	nk vgk
E-Mail:	batmanni@jippii.fi
Homepage Title:	batman
Homepage URL:	http://hylli.edu.hel.fi/hyl/petri/oppilastyot/ristojajoonas/etusivu.html
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Comments:	can i put this in my page?

Tuesday 01/21/2003 10:07:04pm
Name:	Mike Fusco
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Comments:	GENIUS! Screw all them other reviewers! I am a huge Batman fan, and I thought this was classic material! I would LOVE to see this on film! I believe it would be better animated, however. Great job on making a hysterical parody!

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Monday 01/06/2003 4:22:34pm
Name:	Jonhson Vanderbelt
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Comments:	My mommy says that unprotected sex gives you herpies! And thats a fact!

Tuesday 12/31/2002 5:25:36pm
Name:	M@
E-Mail:	kwiksilver_2006@yahoo.com
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Location:	none of your freakin buiness
Comments:	you all suck, just cause batman is the pimp of you ho's does not mean you can make fun of your pimp. haha and who ever made this site sucks ass,cause i can make a 10 times better site.i think that your freakin gay fags that can't think of anything to do so you think it's kool to make fun of kool people that you can never be or even come close to being him. so shut up about batman you big fags. batman will kick your butt anyday of the week fags.

Monday 12/23/2002 10:06:17pm
Name:	Standavia
E-Mail:	Phlegm@dualclass.blowme
Homepage Title:	He beat Superman didn't he?
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Comments:	You vile vile goat fuckers... give the gift of suicide!

Wednesday 12/18/2002 12:30:06am
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Comments:	yall need a life, if you think dissing batman or anything else like this is amusing. get a life, and go waste someone else's time.

Sunday 12/15/2002 10:07:51pm
Name:	Serena Kyle
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Comments:	This is the funniest thing i have ever read! laughed my head of! i am a certified Batman Fanatic and ol of you fucks that think that Batman is gay then you you can suck your great,great, great, mamas drippin pussy! putang ina nyo lahat!

Tuesday 12/10/2002 5:14:17pm
Name:	you suck but your mama sucks better
E-Mail:	yousuckbutyourmamasucksbetter@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	fuck you all batman rules
Homepage URL:	http://fuck you all batman rules.com
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Comments:	I hope you all die . Super hero's rule . Especially Batman . You all can suck ass . Don't make me start up with the shit thing .

Tuesday 12/10/2002 5:02:23pm
Name:	you suck but your mama sucks better
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Homepage Title:	batman fuckin rules
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Location:	In your sisters pants
Comments:	Batman rules , ass suckers . I hope when you die you go to Hell so I can be kicking your ass in Hell too . And i must worn you i can make you eat my shit then shit it out and make you eat that shit which is made up of my shit . You all suck ass .

Tuesday 12/10/2002 5:02:22pm
Name:	you suck but your mama sucks better
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Comments:	Batman rules , ass suckers . I hope when you die you go to Hell so I can be kicking your ass in Hell too . And i must worn you i can make you eat my shit then shit it out and make you eat that shit which is made up of my shit . You all suck ass .

Tuesday 12/10/2002 4:51:42pm
Name:	you suck but yo' mama sucks better
E-Mail:	usuckbutyomamasucksbetter@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	u suck ass.com
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Comments:	Fuck you cock sucker and all you assholes that like this site . Batman fuckin rules . Don't make me make you eat my shit then you shit that shit out and eat that shit which is made up of my shit that you ate . And you all suck ass . Your sister tastes good .

Saturday 12/07/2002 3:20:42pm
Name:	jamie madrox from twiztid
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Location:	bat cave
Comments:	i wish i really was jamie madrox that'd be phat any way that not why i is typin dis fuck yall who is dissen batman batmans muh home boy excuse me muh family and we on top of the world and we mackin on the galaxy BIATCH!!! ima break ya chicken neck ya redneck ho juggaloz fo life nigga

Saturday 12/07/2002 1:59:04pm
Name:	Woody
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Comments:	THE THIRD AND FORTH MOVIE SUCKED BUT THE FIRST 2 R GREAT

Friday 12/06/2002 3:57:44pm
Name:	Cathal Henchy.
E-Mail:	MHENCHY@GOFREE.INDIGO.IE
Homepage Title:	COME ON CLOONEY
Homepage URL:	http://FUCK TULLA
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Comments:	COME ON CLOONEY WEL WIN EVERYTHING NEXT YEAR CATHAL HENCHY IS A LEGEND AND SO IS JOHN EARLS AND SO IS DANIEL ODONNELL THATS THE WAY THEN SHAVE A BULLOCK

Tuesday 12/03/2002 8:47:45am
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Monday 12/02/2002 11:09:12am
Name:	Danny Provolone
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Tuesday 11/26/2002 10:25:23pm
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Tuesday 11/26/2002 6:25:29pm
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Comments:	Excellent! WAY TO GO

Tuesday 11/26/2002 11:38:25am
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Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tuesday 11/19/2002 8:24:14am
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Friday 11/15/2002 5:00:13am
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Wednesday 11/13/2002 5:34:41pm
Name:	Senthil
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Comments:	THIS IS TO THE WRITERS OF THE SCRIPT: My High School is thinking about performing your play based upon the script that I wrote. I expanded your script (came to 33 pages in Word) to 85 pages by adding lot of stuff of my own, such as adding scenes, further characterization, more lines, more characters (ex: I made Bullock, Gordon, Montoya main characters), etc. Some examples of my modifications include adding scenes such as Kwick E'Mart (with Apu), making Batgirl a main character, making Clark Kent and Lois Lane as side characters, having Fonzie getting beaten up by Bruce when he is in a 50's Cafe, and so on forth. Although much of the play is my own, it contains parts that come from your script, so I thought I should ask your permission first before beginning production. Please email me back at my posted email address with your response and I will send you a copy of the play that I wrote. Thanks. P.S: I have given credit to you (the writers) and everybody else you have given special thanks to.

Tuesday 11/12/2002 9:57:25pm
Name:	Davey
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Comments:	that shit was funny as hell. You need to drag it out a little more though. Maybe play to the fact that bats are blind.

Tuesday 11/12/2002 4:47:03pm
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Tuesday 11/12/2002 11:14:26am
Name:	Nigel
E-Mail:	BCISBLOWS@KHS.com
Homepage Title:	BCIS Sucks
Homepage URL:	http://stickyfingers.com
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Location:	K.A.T.Y Tiger news station
Comments:	Wilder is the coolest...nigel sucks and dosen't make any god damn sense. BCIS blows.... Sticky fingers for life...yall all need to get a life..Nigel is a flamming bastard with herpes.

Thursday 11/07/2002 11:12:04am
Name:	BCIS/KHSblowsdonkeyballs
E-Mail:	love da cock
Homepage Title:	wilder is a super fag
Homepage URL:	http://Wilder is a super fag
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Location:	k-Town = True ass niggas
Comments:	This website if you can believe it or not just gets gayer and gayer i will see you all in hell when yall get vaperized. Sticky Fingers and Sticky Keys for eva nigga im a true ass k-town nigga. all of you bastards deserve nothing in life not even your favorite thing a dick in your asses. u fuckers. Luv wilder is the biggest fuckin gayest faget I have ever wished to have never seen

Saturday 11/02/2002 5:26:40pm
Name:	jamie madrox from twiztid
E-Mail:	dead_kid666@hotmail.com
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Location:	bat cave
Comments:	batman is the greatest super hero ever and does not suck hes weed smokin axe weeldin killa juggaloz 4 life yo, jamie madrox

Saturday 11/02/2002 11:53:23am
Name:	safwaan
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Comments:	dear guest book were does batman live

Friday 11/01/2002 2:32:34pm
Name:	Shane Maniaci
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Comments:	This script is a work of art for the mind of amusment. I mean this could be an actual movie. So make it a movie!

Saturday 10/26/2002 4:06:06am
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Comments:	I read the scipt over and over and lmao, so I decide to shoot the live version of this, i'll make changes to the script alittle bit, but it'll be using your core writing, i won't make any money off the movie, and you will be credit it, hopefully my movie will live up to your funny writing, look for it on ifilms.com and kazaa in 6 months mike drazen jop

Thursday 10/24/2002 11:10:09am
Name:	Roooooossssssshelpme
E-Mail:	BCIS/Stickyfingers@khs
Homepage Title:	wilder luvs da cock
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Location:	k town nigga
Comments:	I still till this day think this is the gayest website ever i hope you all rot in hell for making it. Where i cum from K-town you would have been shot long ago. talk to yall tomorrow. Luv Batman likes it in the ass

Saturday 10/19/2002 11:21:33pm
Name:	marco angulo
E-Mail:	mangulo_scolari@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batman
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Comments:	good

Friday 10/18/2002 9:27:50am
Name:	batfan
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Comments:	the onley and the best batman its the batman 60s series !!!!!

Tuesday 10/15/2002 11:09:58am
Name:	Liz
E-Mail:	BCISBLOWS@KHS.COM
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Comments:	WOW...THIS SITE IS GREAT...I JUST WANTED TO SURF IN AND SAY THAT NIGEL AND WILDER ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS IN THE SCHOOL...I HEARD THEY HAVE STICKY FINGERS AND THE GET STUCK ON THE KEYS...STICKY KEYS FOREVER

Monday 10/14/2002 4:04:20pm
Name:	batgirl
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Comments:	he always controling me let go9

Sunday 10/13/2002 2:07:38pm
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Saturday 10/12/2002 12:30:57am
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Comments:	Oh my god this thing was sooooo HILARIOUS!! It should be made into a movie!!

Friday 10/11/2002 3:49:15pm
Name:	Amber Hall
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Comments:	THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ!!

Saturday 10/05/2002 6:27:45am
Name:	spiderman
E-Mail:	spiderman@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	spiderman is gay
Homepage URL:	http://i am gay
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Location:	in a spidy web
Comments:	i wondered if batman was gay like me?

Saturday 10/05/2002 6:26:29am
Name:	spiderman
E-Mail:	spiderman@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	spiderman is gay
Homepage URL:	http://i am gay
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Location:	in a spidy web
Comments:	i wondered if batman was gay like me?

Thursday 10/03/2002 7:26:03pm
Name:	aliza claponsend
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Thursday 10/03/2002 6:39:33pm
Name:	Rob
E-Mail:	basebplayer@yahoo.com
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Location:	mount saint mary's college
Comments:	this is freakin awesome. i just thought i would let yuo guys know that even though batman isnt shown on tvland anymore, it is now shown weeknights on vh1 at 8. enjoy :-)

Wednesday 10/02/2002 11:11:50pm
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Comments:	LOVE the site redesign, guys! Great job. Oh, and the person who wrote the last guestbook entry is a big fucking pussy wad dickhead and he should eat shit and die. What a stupid fucking moron. Sheeit.

Wednesday 10/02/2002 12:34:05am
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Comments:	You can suck a big fat cock motherfucker you have no damn idea what you are talking bitchboy why dont you fuckin blow your father bitch assfuck you can fuck your own mothers cunt

Sunday 09/29/2002 4:49:20pm
Name:	ed
E-Mail:	firedevil92@yahoo.com
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Comments:	this story is funny as hell! Keep up the good work!

Thursday 09/26/2002 1:42:56am
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Monday 09/23/2002 2:02:41pm
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Comments:	i thought it was awsome and funny at the same time keep up the good work your number 1 fan yancey

Saturday 09/21/2002 9:51:13pm
Name:	chris
E-Mail:	suck my dick
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Comments:	hay that movie did suck and i agree i wanted my moneyback to. but batman his still the fucking shit. and he will kill any superhero alive ( spiderman superman, thanos, ect) so if ya got a problem with the dark knight kiss are asses fucking prick. batman 4-ever

Saturday 09/21/2002 2:59:12pm
Name:	Hal & Nicholas Brock
E-Mail:	totaloss@comcast.net
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Location:	Sterling Heights Michigan
Comments:	WE have not laughed so hard in MONTHS, thank you all very much. (Nick squeeks and blacks out, Dad continues typing) we loved the "surprise ending". Hal and Nick

Sunday 09/15/2002 6:34:37pm
Name:	fart haoi e
E-Mail:	uyu@hotmailuo
Homepage Title:	ncft;y
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Comments:	u guys suck batman rules!

Sunday 09/15/2002 6:32:13pm
Name:	fart haoi e
E-Mail:	uyu@hotmailuo
Homepage Title:	ncft;y
Homepage URL:	http://tg79opgy
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Location:	dgsfdytkedk
Comments:	u guys suck batman rules!

Thursday 09/12/2002 11:09:30pm
Name:	Jim Ferace
E-Mail:	DarkmanPoe@aol.com
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Comments:	Hey guys...hilarious script. I just wanted to write, though, and tell you that someone has written a COMPLETE RIP-OFF of your script and it's posted over at Satan's Script-O-Rama...you might want to check it out.

Friday 09/06/2002 11:08:19pm
Name:	Sport
E-Mail:	TheMagicalPuppy@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Xx($)xX
Homepage URL:	http://xsportx.tripod.com
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Location:	Minnesota
Comments:	Very Kewl Site, I agree...Joel Schumacher is a good example why queers should not do movies on our super heros. Bat suits should not have nipples! I wish Tim Burton would take back doing the movies...However, he has A LOT or fixing to do...Joel f-ed Batman's reputation up pretty good. Not to mention what he did to Arnold S.

Tuesday 09/03/2002 5:38:50pm
Name:	Shane
E-Mail:	Fryett@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Batman
Homepage URL:	http://Robin
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Location:	Edmonds
Comments:	This screenplay is so funny! I even want to make my own Batman parody but of each movie

Monday 09/02/2002 6:21:34pm
Name:	Anne
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Comments:	Loved the script! This was extreamly funny. I would love to see this acually made into a movie.

Monday 08/26/2002 7:38:37pm
Name:	Christopher
E-Mail:	chrisberkley@msn.com
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Location:	???
Comments:	Eww! I've seen a better page in a book!

Sunday 08/25/2002 6:19:41pm
Name:	ERIC
E-Mail:	c..beaulieu@sympatico.ca
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Location:	CHICOTIMI
Comments:	I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TWO WORDS ``BRAVO GUYS``THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST,IF NOT THE FUNNIEST WEB- SITE I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF READING TODAY.YOUR PARODY IS TOP- NOTCH. CONGRATS! ERIC

Saturday 08/24/2002 8:01:29pm
Name:	Sally Url
E-Mail:	Batmanrulessiren@bat.com
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Location:	The Batcave
Comments:	THIS WEBSITE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!! Whoever made it up probobly doesn't care about what people like. p.s. the movies and the shows RULE!!!!!!

Saturday 08/24/2002 7:47:37pm
Name:	Sally Url
E-Mail:	Batmanrulessiren@bat.com
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Location:	The Batcave
Comments:	THIS WEBSITE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!! Whoever made it up probobly doesn't care about what people like. p.s. the movies and the shows RULE!!!!!!

Thursday 08/22/2002 10:18:46am
Name:	Dick
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Location:	BatToillet
Comments:	(THUMBS UP)

Thursday 08/22/2002 5:37:02am
Name:	Bat-Mite
E-Mail:	bat_miteau@yahoo.com.au
Homepage Title:	BAT--MITE'S BAT PAGE
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/bat_miteau
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Australia
Comments:	Great script! "Two-Faced" Ha!

Monday 08/19/2002 2:05:42am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	nmook33@hotmail.com
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Location:	yahoo
Comments:	You suck not me.

Friday 08/16/2002 7:08:09pm
Name:	angela
E-Mail:	a_snow_queen@yahoo.com
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Location:	NY
Comments:	this is the best site i have seen in a long time. its amazingly funny and a whole lot better than the real movie.

Thursday 08/15/2002 8:07:52pm
Name:	Kelly
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Comments:	This seriously should get made into something! IT takes everything I hated about all of those movies, and it slaps it in the face! I love it!!

Thursday 08/08/2002 11:17:49pm
Name:	alex oliver
E-Mail:	therotwiler@yahoo.com
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Location:	missouri
Comments:	i love the site. it is the funnyest thing i've read on the web! i was even thinking of geting my buddyes and making the movie. i will credit you guys as the writters. i have a feeling that it will be great.

Sunday 08/04/2002 5:04:21pm
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Comments:	you people are FREAKS THIS SITE SUCKS!

Sunday 08/04/2002 4:59:50pm
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Comments:	i hate this site, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 08/01/2002 4:27:52pm
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Comments:	you suck your gay

Wednesday 07/31/2002 0:01:38am
Name:	Jake Marsh
E-Mail:	j_ma07@hotmail.com
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Location:	Rushville Indiana
Comments:	Ok, I have been a batman fan since I was a lil tike. And still think its one of the greatest superheros stories round. But this is the most funniest stuff I have ever read. I laughed.....I cried......I laughed so hard I cried, lol. This stuff is great. I've never laughed so hard. I would love to make this into a play. With your permission, my friend Lucas Morris, who has all ready left his entry in here, and I would love to see if our school would be interested in makin this into a play. All the credit would go fully to you. And if our school isn't interested, we would still work very hard into some how making it available for other people to see and have the same great laughing histeria we had. Jus please e-mail me back and let me know. By the way, you have potential. You guys could turn this into a movie really damn quick. It reminded me a lot of Airplane and Scary Movies, those parody movies. A sequal to this. It would be great. I'm tellin ya, this could be a great movie, ya'd make tons of money. You'd jus have to get permission from DC comics first. I have ideas, so does Luke. Email us back and we'll talk. Peace.

Tuesday 07/30/2002 8:30:02pm
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Comments:	By the way...all of your links lead to nothing! Please change that so I can see more hilarious sites like yours!

Tuesday 07/30/2002 8:28:37pm
Name:	Chris
E-Mail:	dewpoint24@aol.com
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Comments:	This has to be one of the single most funniest things I've ever seen. I've been a Batman fanatic since i was 2! I love the first three movies but the 4th sucks. I was wondering if I could have your permission to actually make this into a play. If I can please email me. You should write a sequel or something like that. You guys really have talent! I seriously suggest you send this to Saturday Night Live or Mad TV! You could make a lot of money off of this, and possibly make it the next Austin Powers. Keep up the good work...I would love a sequel!

Tuesday 07/30/2002 7:44:38am
Name:	sonnyjim
E-Mail:	sonny_jim182@hotmail.com
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Location:	internet club in England
Comments:	Batman kicks ass. there is no better super hero!!!! anyone who disagrees needs a bloody good slap!!

Tuesday 07/30/2002 2:39:19am
Name:	Lucas Morris
E-Mail:	lucas_morris_123126@msn.com
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Location:	rushville indiana
Comments:	hey i loved it fucking funniest thing ever me and my friend want to make a play about this plz e mail me back and tell me that i can and well give you full credit

Thursday 07/25/2002 5:54:42pm
Name:	Armando Rodriguez
E-Mail:	madmando90710@yahoo.com
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Location:	Los Angeles
Comments:	Im a Batman Fan, Ive have only dressed up (or just dressed) as Bruce Wayne in all my Holloweens. I got a bad 1st impression w/ the name of the site, but now Ill reccomend it to all my friends.

Thursday 07/25/2002 3:12:03pm
Name:	Micah
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Comments:	I have a problem with your website. Its not funny to say that someone sucks I should make a website that says YOU SUCK! At least I won't be lying.

Wednesday 07/24/2002 12:24:12am
Name:	brother
E-Mail:	bataman@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	www.batmanzone.iol.pt
Homepage URL:	http://fuck you
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Location:	any place
Comments:	you are a sucker, give me a brake motherfucker!

Sunday 07/21/2002 1:03:41am
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Comments:	That was hillarious!! I'm a huge batman fan and that is exactly like all the batman franchise! You guys should make a a sequel

Thursday 07/18/2002 5:09:34am
Name:	Walter
E-Mail:	zinone13@hotmail.com
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Location:	Bloomingdale, Il
Comments:	Have you ever thought of having this done as an independent film? -Or doing it yourself? If so, I would really love to be involved in some way, also am interested in maybe getting my actor friends together to film it. If you can tell me who the copywrite belongs to, I'd love to produce it on film some time!

Thursday 07/18/2002 5:05:40am
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Location:	Bloomingdale
Comments:	This is Hilarious! Whoever wrote this should be very proud. I am a Batman fanatic, and being so I know that Batman can be just as much fun to laugh at as to enjoy. Great Job!

Wednesday 07/17/2002 0:12:54am
Name:	John Doe
E-Mail:	FUCK U
Homepage Title:	FUCK U
Homepage URL:	http://FUCK U
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Location:	FUCK U
Comments:	fuck u in ur motherfucking ass u have got to be the gaiest fuck dumbass in the world to think that BATMAN sucks u must have to much free time and don't get out much to make a web site like this sorry ass shit P.S. FUCK U

Tuesday 07/16/2002 8:20:23pm
Name:	frostymoss
E-Mail:	frostymoss@skateboard.com/pass
Homepage Title:	Punk-Ass
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Location:	USA
Comments:	Real funny. Write more. Keep up the good work. Eat stuff with sauce.

Sunday 07/14/2002 2:10:43am
Name:	Pascal
E-Mail:	ICTINEOW@aol.com
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Comments:	I would like to film your script and just wanted to know if I could have your permission. It is a great script and to this day I have never seen it equal. Keep up the great work. Just e-mail me if it is okay with you that I use it. Thanks. Pascal

Sunday 07/14/2002 1:18:08am
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Comments:	I dont know what yall must be thinking... but i love batman... if yall want to go to a hatter site go to some nstink site... they are gay but oh well... yall ppl suck

Wednesday 07/10/2002 8:07:00pm
Name:	Alexandra
E-Mail:	Aackerman@bridgemicro.com
Homepage Title:	The Nut Farm
Homepage URL:	http://www.expage.com/thenutfarm
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Location:	NY State
Comments:	I'm a huge fan of Batman comic books, but absolulty HATE the movies. That parody was the funnist thing i have read in a really long time! y'all are a very talented group of writers... thanks for sharing with us! :o)

Monday 07/08/2002 7:51:50pm
Name:	Pierre Foucart
E-Mail:	pierrefoucart@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Spider-Man : The Webspinner
Homepage URL:	htttp://webspinner.free.fr
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Location:	Paris (France)
Comments:	Man ! That's what I call a very fucking cool website. I don't hate Batman, And I think you to ... but I found this page is so fucking cool ! when are you going to do the same job for the other episode ?!

Saturday 07/06/2002 5:22:23pm
Name:	curtislizandrovaldivia
E-Mail:	nmvhvhgfhgfhg
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Comments:	you can suck my ass 4ever

Friday 07/05/2002 1:36:51pm
Name:	The Scarecrow
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Location:	Earth
Comments:	I am a great fan of the Batman movies, but i must admit your script was pretty darn funny!

Thursday 07/04/2002 6:51:35pm
Name:	Matthew
E-Mail:	matt_89825@yahoo.com
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Location:	USA, Nevada
Comments:	This was very funny and I think it took a lot of talent/work to make this. Good Job

Wednesday 07/03/2002 12:49:54am
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Comments:	some of it was pretty funny. i liked how u tied the Riddler with some of Jim's other movies. Personally, i luv the Batman movies, but this was so dumb it was funny.

Tuesday 07/02/2002 11:12:56pm
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Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	The script was hilarious,I loved it,but none of your links work.

Tuesday 07/02/2002 6:57:06pm
Name:	The JOker
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Location:	Your site sucks forever
Comments:	You're an ass. Batman is the best character ever to bless the comics. I'm not even going to waste anymore time writing anything else...just go to hell.

Monday 07/01/2002 3:13:00am
Name:	Batman
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Comments:	This was so fucking stupid that it was entertaining. It was funny and well put together. But Batman is a mythical character. He's too fucking cool to dis. But go ahead and dis the two latest movies; they fucking sucked.

Saturday 06/29/2002 8:43:50pm
Name:	Mike
E-Mail:	shadowman450@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Mike's BATMAN Movie page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/batmanmovie2002
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Comments:	that was so funny! Being a BAT-Fan myself It was funny to read about the characters making complete idiot's of themselves. Very awesome!

Wednesday 06/26/2002 11:50:03am
Name:	eqwana
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Tuesday 06/25/2002 2:46:01pm
Name:	P. Funk
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Location:	California
Comments:	This is completely hilarious! Good Job! Holy Hole In My Head!? Your killing me! I couldn't stop laughing! Keep up the good work!

Sunday 06/23/2002 4:51:45am
Name:	John Deering
E-Mail:	barakao1@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Bowzuz Game Page
Homepage URL:	http://megabowser.cjb.net
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Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	Funniest spoof ever. Don't let it just sit there, have it published into an actual movie! Or, at least a book. Seriously.

Tuesday 06/11/2002 5:59:53pm
Name:	Joe
E-Mail:	joeshahen@yahoo.com
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Comments:	good page man

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Monday 06/10/2002 9:21:44am
Name:	Lorenzo
E-Mail:	brucewayne36@go.com
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Location:	google
Comments:	Wow ,brilliant !! This is a true work of creative genius. Congratulations.

Friday 06/07/2002 3:18:44pm
Name:	Why do you care
E-Mail:	doesntmatter@yourmom.com
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Location:	The Universe
Comments:	Batman is the pimp, but some parts of this script were pretty funny. I think B&R was terrible, Forever and Returns OK, but the original great. Don't dis him out though, he's the man. You should dis out some of the movies, but not the characters themselves. Hilarious ending.

Thursday 06/06/2002 9:25:37pm
Name:	Eric Johnson
E-Mail:	madness103@hotmail.com
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Location:	yahoo
Comments:	This is the funniest thing I ever read. You guys totally rule!

Sunday 06/02/2002 12:11:18am
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Sunday 06/02/2002 11:27:19am
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Comments:	This is shit, you are a wanker. timewaster.

Thursday 05/30/2002 4:05:47pm
Name:	Princess of Magic
E-Mail:	princessofmagic102@hotmail.com
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Comments:	Cool web site.

Thursday 05/30/2002 1:34:27pm
Name:	Dan
E-Mail:	docmorbid84@HOTMAIL.COM
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Comments:	Never, ever, disrespect The Bat. The Batman will destroy you. May eternal shame always follow you until your untimely demise.

Wednesday 05/29/2002 8:57:50pm
Name:	Smurfette
E-Mail:	Smurfette31687@aol.com
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Location:	California
Comments:	HA Ha Funny but I still love BATMAN he's the best but still the sript was still kick in the croch fantastic!!!

Tuesday 05/21/2002 1:35:46pm
Name:	Jenny
E-Mail:	jennifer@rodastro.com
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Comments:	where can I get a guestbook like this?

Saturday 05/18/2002 10:24:43am
Name:	Andrew Ringlund
E-Mail:	ultimatebeing@hotmail.com
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Location:	WI
Comments:	How can you hate batman so much that you make a site about him? Batman is the best and you must be a terrorist from pakistan not to realize it.

Friday 05/10/2002 11:07:52am
Name:	Philippe
E-Mail:	theDarknight19@yahoo.com
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Location:	Philippines
Comments:	Raw Dawg u FUCK! batman is not fag andall of those who idolizes him...well i dnt know about you? that goes 4 u to robert!! All who thinks BATMAN is fag, PUTANG INA NINYONG LAHAT!!

Friday 05/10/2002 10:55:59am
Name:	Philippe
E-Mail:	theDarknight19@yahoo.com
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Location:	Philippines
Comments:	I love your site!! i laughed my but off!!!

Thursday 05/09/2002 3:09:11pm
Name:	ryan randall
E-Mail:	i like cock
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Location:	miami
Comments:	i am pretty gay but this website is drawing the line between gay and just fuckin retarted and i live in miami. my boyfreind robert ganzak is pretty gay also and hes gayer than me he likes licking asshole and he even said it was drawing the line.i hope yall take us two huge fuckin fags into consideration and change you gay fuckin website. sincerly two huge fags from miami

Wednesday 05/08/2002 8:07:44pm
Name:	Justin
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Comments:	OMG...Batman ROX!!!

Wednesday 05/08/2002 10:24:29am
Name:	Danielle Aughenbugh
E-Mail:	babyblue_84_1999@yahoo.com
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Location:	School
Comments:	I love Batman, he is my hero, do not dis him. He is the greatest superhero to ever be invented so shut your mouth you stupid faggot!!!

Sunday 05/05/2002 12:22:37am
Name:	Raw Dawg
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Location:	THA MILL
Comments:	BATMAN IS A FAG! And everybody that idolizes and pretends to be him are fags as well. Im goin to beat the shit outa the next person that says they are Batman

Sunday 05/05/2002 8:43:27am
Name:	Rajita
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Location:	Sydney, Australia
Comments:	This is so very funny! What a great parody! Cleverly written, and I like the idea of Alfred being such a drunkard! And the appearance of all the other bad guys!!!!

Saturday 05/04/2002 11:08:02am
Name:	Robin
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
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Location:	The batcave
Comments:	Me and Batman think this sight is totally discriminating towards us.Your a lil fag. Go watch one of our movies and right about that.SO shut the hell up asshole. (the only funny thing bout this website is you.) P.S. I got a riddle for you. What is stupid, gay,and, ugly,and has a sight for assholes around the globe? (YOU)jackass

Saturday 05/04/2002 11:00:05am
Name:	RMH
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	Hey I just wanted to say that this page rules.Very cool website and i give it 2 thumbs up****

Thursday 05/02/2002 11:02:47am
Name:	Robert
E-Mail:	Robert@stanley.com
Homepage Title:	scatlover
Homepage URL:	http://www.scatlover.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Here
Comments:	Your site fucking sucks. go suck a cock you fucking loser.

Wednesday 05/01/2002 5:14:06pm
Name:	Will
E-Mail:	Ttobbad274@aol.com
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Alabama
Comments:	First, literally busting a gut laughing funny this thing is. Second, I have just one question for you clowns: Did you have to obtain any special permission from DC or WB to post this thing online? Have you ever heard anything from them?

Monday 04/29/2002 11:54:06pm
Name:	kari salwasser
E-Mail:	kewwy_2001@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	This page sux! Batman rocks and you should not be ridiculing him. I hate this page.

Monday 04/29/2002 3:14:57pm
Name:	batman is fuckin gay
E-Mail:	suckmyballs@roberts moms house.com
Homepage Title:	batman fuckin sucks
Homepage URL:
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Location:	not telling or you fags might rape me
Comments:	trippyguyuk is a fuckin fag who isnt smokin weed just plain old fat cock he was blowing a fat cock. sandmanhak is also a cock sucker and really in my mind deserves to die. Dont even get me started with the geosites ass eater if i ever met a fagget like that i would drag him behind my car for a mile and a half the turn around then go another mile and a half. And the faget that wrote that his email was nope im going to fead you to 5 hungry camels and 4 hungry emus all at the same time. All of you people suckfuckin dick all day and night while talking on your little porno websites. I hope you all rot in your own flesh in hell. You fuckfaced faggets. sincerly i hate you all

Sunday 04/28/2002 6:53:52pm
Name:	trippyguyuk
E-Mail:	trippyguyuk@yahoo.co.uk
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Web Ring
Location:	Link from somewhere like The Editing Roo
Comments:	Fantastic! Although it was a bit painful to read at times, due to the fact I was trying to stifle copiuous amounts of laughter while trying to inhale from a large joint! But a class act nonetheless!

Saturday 04/27/2002 10:57:30pm
Name:	BATMADROX
E-Mail:	sandmanhak@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	STR8 OUTTA GOTHAM
Comments:	FUCK YOU ALL BATMAN IS THE SHIT AND YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

Saturday 04/27/2002 10:37:27am
Name:	Cody
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	The George W. Bush Fan Club Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/codyjdalton/bush.html
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Michigan
Comments:	This site is very funny (despite what OTHER people think!

Friday 04/26/2002 9:37:29pm
Name:	Wouldn't you like to know!
E-Mail:	Nope
Homepage Title:	Yeah right
Homepage URL:	http://Tell you? lol
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Earth
Comments:	You fucking idiot! Why do you hate Batman?!! Fucker. You DAMN BITCH!!!! Stop hating him. I hate you!!!! Motherfucker

Tuesday 04/23/2002 3:18:02pm
Name:	robert is a fag
E-Mail:	robsucksharryballs@yourmomshouse.com
Homepage Title:	this website fuckin sucks
Homepage URL:	http://no lifes
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	k town nigga
Comments:	im gonna have to agree with the comments that were written on 4/19/02 yall are a bunch of fags and if you are one of the many losers that think this gay website is funny then yall are just as fuckin gay maybe yall all should have a i hate batman/we all are fuckin gay convention and yall can swap all of yalls porn from the internet becouse god knows yall dont get any real pussy! yall are just as fuckin gay as these fags i know ryan and robert and i didnt think that was possible.I hope you all die in car accidents and maybe i will have the pleasure of sraping you asses of the road if i can push all your ass boyfreinds out of the way. Have a terrible life all of you ass lovers!!!!! sincerly batman and robin

Tuesday 04/23/2002 3:15:00pm
Name:	robert is a fag
E-Mail:	robsucksharryballs@yourmomshouse.com
Homepage Title:	this website fuckin sucks
Homepage URL:	http://no lifes
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	k town nigga
Comments:	im gonna have to agree with the comments that were written on 4/19/02 yall are a bunch of fags and if you are one of the many losers that think this gay website is funny then yall are just as fuckin gay maybe yall all should have a i hate batman/we all are fuckin gay convention and yall can swap all of yalls porn from the internet becouse god knows yall dont get any real pussy! yall are just as fuckin gay as these fags i know ryan and robert and i didnt think that was possible.I hope you all die in car accidents and maybe i will have the pleasure of sraping you asses of the road if i can push all your ass boyfreinds out of the way. Have a terrible life all of you ass lovers!!!!!

Sunday 04/21/2002 3:39:16pm
Name:	Magician
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Comments:	I'm a huge Batman fan and honestly I was not offended at all by your script. In fact I think you guys should add 68 more pages so it's a complete script and try to sell it to Warner Brothers. I thought this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. If it's made into a movie, I'll see it opening day. Later.

Friday 04/19/2002 3:08:29pm
Name:	fuck face
E-Mail:	yourmomsucks@aol.com
Homepage Title:	huge
Homepage URL:	http://dick
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	texas
Comments:	this website is the gayest thing i have ever read in my entire life. All of your losers need to get a major life just cause yall were losers in highschool and the rest of your lives dosnt meen you have to make fun of a gay movie. Maybee the movie was best for yall cause since yall are gay maybee a gay movie will suit yall better!!!! Have a great life you fags.

Sunday 04/14/2002 2:30:45pm
Name:	ben dover
E-Mail:	batmandoesn'tsuck@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	your gay

Friday 04/12/2002 2:35:58pm
Name:	Keri Dudding
E-Mail:	Sweetheart74us@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Batman Sucks Forever
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	E-Mail
Location:	Bloomnigton Ca
Comments:	Hey Batman Thank you Keri Dudding

Wednesday 04/10/2002 11:41:30pm
Name:	Danny V
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Comments:	i read your pardoy and it made me crack up several times. it looked well thought out and it was well written. much props to the people behind this parody masterpiece.

Tuesday 04/09/2002 1:29:13pm
Name:	Doodle
E-Mail:	Slippenknot8043@aol.com
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Referred By:	Friend
Location:	California
Comments:	Dude this page is pretty funny. I really dont like Batman so this site works for me.

Monday 04/08/2002 3:42:22pm
Name:	Mark Haase
E-Mail:	pit_viper3@hotmail.com
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Location:
Comments:	I think that this is the best screen play i've seen on the net yet.

Saturday 04/06/2002 3:20:39am
Name:	Andrew Ramberg
E-Mail:	aramberg@sympatico.ca
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Location:	Canada
Comments:	WHAT A GREAT SCRIPT GUYS. TO BAD IM GONNA STEAL IT AND TAKE ALL OF THE CREDIT FOR IT. HAR HAR HAR. JUST KIDDING... GOOD STUFF.

Friday 04/05/2002 2:07:19am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	Batman@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batman.com
Homepage URL:	http://batman.com
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Batcity
Comments:	This site SUCKS!!!!!! HELL!!!!! Batman FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! HAIL BATMAN !!!!

Sunday 03/31/2002 4:11:38pm
Name:	Crazy Ed
E-Mail:	poorbatman@hotmail.com
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Location:	A lightly-inclined-floor room
Comments:	Great script. The writers rightfully mock the movies, not the character. If you batfans want to get angry at someone, please be at the producers of B&R.

Sunday 03/31/2002 2:06:28pm
Name:	paul
E-Mail:	paul_leondarides@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Bat is the man of nights fear
Homepage URL:	http://it doesn't matter
Referred By:	E-Mail
Location:	Emirates
Comments:	hey!idiots!Batman will be forever; The best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be

Friday 03/29/2002 2:20:07pm
Name:	michael a.k.a. mickey
E-Mail:	michaelhatesbatman.com
Homepage Title:	batman sucks cuz i don't like him grr..
Homepage URL:	http://batman stole my girl.........
Referred By:	Friend
Location:	jupiter
Comments:	i hate batman cuz he sucks...

Friday 03/29/2002 2:13:35pm
Name:	melissa a.k.a latina cutie
E-Mail:	sandynguyen2002@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Batman does not suck you suck
Homepage URL:	http://you suck alot
Referred By:	Friend
Location:	miami
Comments:	batman does not suck but that's only your opinion so i don't mind . it's just that i hope you know alot of people i know don't truly agree to your comments about batman.

Thursday 03/28/2002 4:33:41pm
Name:	issy
E-Mail:	batgirl20000@888888.com
Homepage Title:
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Location:
Comments:	This site sucks!!! I love Batman!!!

Thursday 03/28/2002 3:07:56pm
Name:	Jess
E-Mail:	TheGoddessNut@mstar2.net
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Comments:	That Was sweet Probably the Best Batman story I've ever read. Thanks. Peace, love, and death from above.

Thursday 03/28/2002 2:32:22pm
Name:	Brock
E-Mail:	rock_refugee@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Yahoo
Homepage URL:
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Comments:	Batman is and has always been awesome no matter what anyone of you goofy web junkies might say about him. Grant it B&R sucked but the first two were awesome. C-YA

Wednesday 03/27/2002 11:20:24pm
Name:	PSP
E-Mail:	suckleftnut@rightnutjiggle.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://elephant+rhino
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Comments:	i pretty much live with the bat. i've seen how he works in his cave. he likes to teach as well as learn and (although i haven't seen the whole site) i think this is just degrating. i'll back the bat til the end.

Monday 03/25/2002 10:17:47pm
Name:	Bob
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Comments:	This site rocks my socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday 03/25/2002 10:09:20pm
Name:	Danielle Warnert
E-Mail:	Danielle@ABAutomation.com
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Comments:	I love the bat but this was hilarious!!

Monday 03/25/2002 4:21:54pm
Name:	chezrascals
E-Mail:	chezrascals@ntlworld.com
Homepage Title:	chezrascals
Homepage URL:	http://www.chezrascals.cwc.net
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Monday 03/25/2002 4:21:53pm
Name:	chezrascals
E-Mail:	chezrascals@ntlworld.com
Homepage Title:	chezrascals
Homepage URL:	http://www.chezrascals.cwc.net
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Monday 03/25/2002 9:28:03am
Name:	simmons
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	The Movie Collective
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/film/batman/
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Comments:	Great spoof. The result is surprisingly witty and clever. I wish someone could film it ;)

Tuesday 03/19/2002 5:01:25pm
Name:	Jason Janeshek
E-Mail:	sevenpb@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Pennsylvania...near pittsburgh
Comments:	this page is awful..."Batman & Robin" was horrible...yet, unlike this page, i stayed for the duration of the flick...i couldn't get past the 2nd scene of this piece of s@*#...Man, would i like to bang Natalie Imbruglia...

Monday 03/18/2002 5:04:53pm
Name:	bruce wayne
E-Mail:	batmanrules@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batman
Homepage URL:	http://batman
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	bat cave
Comments:	YOU ARE A FUCKING IDNORAMUS, I WILL KICK YOUR SKANKY ASS! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE BATMAN, THEIR IS NO LET UP, SO YOU BETTER FIX THIS SITE BEFORE I COME AND APPREHEND YOU.

Saturday 03/16/2002 5:37:19pm
Name:	2 Pissed off Juggalos
E-Mail:	Twizted@Aol.com
Homepage Title:	Batman Rulz
Homepage URL:	http://You Guys suck cock
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Yo Momma
Comments:	From Anonomous Juggalos:Batman kicks ass! What the fuck are you guys talking about. Your total cock knockers.u r the ones that suck!we'll make u eat our shit,then shit out your shit that was made up of our shit ,and then eat it again.try tellin Jamie Madrox from Twiztid that shit and he'll freakk out on u.U COCKNOCKING MUTHA FAWKOS!

Tuesday 03/12/2002 5:45:40pm
Name:	Luke
E-Mail:	angryimp@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	The Page of iMP
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/weird/imp/main.html
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Everywhere
Comments:	YES! The first two movies ruled (compliments of Tim Burton), the last two blew donkeys (and your mom). Both of them are definitely on my top ten WORST movie lists!

Friday 03/08/2002 3:55:00pm
Name:	SolidSnake
E-Mail:	-
Homepage Title:	-
Homepage URL:	http://-
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Complexe Militaire Top Secret
Comments:	for all batmans in the world...

Friday 03/08/2002 3:53:53pm
Name:	SolidSnake
E-Mail:	-
Homepage Title:	-
Homepage URL:	http://-
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Complexe Militaire Top Sercret
Comments:	for all batmans in the world...

Friday 03/08/2002 7:40:07am
Name:	mark waterton
E-Mail:	sam_moose@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Comments:	Thnkyou! finally someone has stood up to Joel schumakers terrible film! Batman was designed to be the dark night NOT the dark SHITE! THankyou! when is the Prequel being written?

Wednesday 03/06/2002 1:38:26pm
Name:	Pork Chop
E-Mail:	pchop6464@aol.com
Homepage Title:
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Comments:	Batman is the shit u aint got nothin on him so shut up u big nay sayers.

Tuesday 03/05/2002 7:24:29pm
Name:	j.l. van zant
E-Mail:	thedirector72@aol.com
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Location:	camarillo,ca
Comments:	Me and my crew are considering making this a movie, (and giving you of coarse the writing credits).This is brilliant. And we feel we can do it justice. if you have any objection or have a request,e-mail me,please.

Monday 03/04/2002 11:48:17pm
Name:	kari
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:
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Location:
Comments:	This page is what sux not batman! Batman rocks!

Thursday 02/28/2002 4:57:26pm
Name:	zodiac
E-Mail:	zodiac_24@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	i am where i want to be
Comments:	Hey, nice script. Is it copywrited? I would like to use it in a play. It kinda sucks that because of writing this cool screenplay you�re being persecuted by batman fans who have no idea what their talking about. I hope you�re not attacked by the mobs... _ The Chosen

Wednesday 02/27/2002 8:54:40pm
Name:	Zach
E-Mail:	bluegrass_boogie@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Superheroesbynight
Homepage URL:	http://superheroesbynight.com
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Comments:	This script rules guys. did you make it into a movie?

Wednesday 02/27/2002 4:03:48pm
Name:	studentghetto
E-Mail:	studentghetto@hotmail.com
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Location:	kalamazoo, MI
Comments:	you douche bags have alot of nerve creating this page. to direspect batman in the way you have i hope you guys rot in hell. if you were real batman fans you would make fun of the movies and not desicrate the caracters by writing this shit. fuck you assholes fuck you right up your asses you fucks.

Monday 02/25/2002 6:29:50pm
Name:	Evil Blackbird
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
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Comments:	I LOVE BATMAN! And I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this site! I would be the first person in line to see this if you could ever get it made into a movie. I have sent this site to ALL my friends. They all think it's weird, but they love it too. Batman rocks and this screenplay is the BEST~!

Monday 02/25/2002 2:12:06am
Name:	beowulf
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Location:	detroit, henry ford hospital
Comments:	great script. very funny. wish some one would make a 30 min show on it, like mad tv. made my night:-) would love to see a star wars parody.

Sunday 02/24/2002 7:37:40pm
Name:	Twiztid Bat Boy
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Comments:	Fuck You and your stupid fuckin' piece of shit story. Batman Fo' Eva!

Sunday 02/24/2002 7:33:22pm
Name:	Daniel Simons
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Location:	Iwakuni, Japan
Comments:	Great site. Since they can't decide on a new Batman script, they may as well just use this.

Sunday 02/24/2002 3:50:44am
Name:	James DesRochers
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Location:	Pullman, WA
Comments:	Something had to be done. After viewing B&R my two friends and I went insane. We drove around for two hours shouting "That Crazy BAT!" We even drove through a Taco Bell and only ordered drink lids. Needless to say the movie drove us to a point of pure stupidity. I'm happy to see someone did something about it. Thankyou for avenging all those affected by it. Some of us can now begin to heal.

Saturday 02/23/2002 6:32:28am
Name:	Spring Heeled Jack
E-Mail:	thespringheeledjack@hotmail.com
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Comments:	Damn I haven't laught this hard in ages!

Friday 02/22/2002 6:44:22pm
Name:	Vincie Debenedictis
E-Mail:	spider_carnage007@hotmail.com
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
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Comments:	I think u suck. You wouldnt know a good movie if one smacked you in the face. Batman is a legend and will always be. damn you

Thursday 02/21/2002 4:51:25pm
Name:	Anne Blair
E-Mail:	californiarose1976@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Anne's Story Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/yt/anneblair/index.html
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	California
Comments:	LOL! Batman Sucks Forever was hilarious! Check out my spoof, Batman and Robin on Titanic. http://www.angelfire.com/yt/anneblair/batman.htm

Tuesday 02/19/2002 10:49:43pm
Name:	iLuis
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	iLuis.com
Homepage URL:	http://www.iLuis.com
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Comments:	I admit at first I was intimidated by the length of the scroll bar, but man was that ish funny. Shane Meritt wrote, "I WAS ALSO WONDERING HOW YOU GOT PERMISSION TO USE THE BATMAN CHARACTERS." Shane, batman was being parodied in good fun. If permission was needed SNL and MadTV would not be on the air.

Monday 02/18/2002 10:12:10pm
Name:	Nadine
E-Mail:	mgnw05@hotmail.com
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
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Comments:	I literally fell out of my chair, twice! I'm so glad you caught the whole Two-face being-black-then-white thing. Great job. After the next movie comes out you should write another script. But you should've put sumthin in about the Bat/Cat thing.

Monday 02/18/2002 8:16:42pm
Name:
E-Mail:	chrismatjohn@yahoo.ca
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Comments:	can you tell me why i'm having so much trouble getting to links you have on your site, have they been deleted, or just not available each time i've tried?

Wednesday 02/13/2002 4:19:39pm
Name:	kevin o' malley
E-Mail:	obikevknobi@hotmail
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Comments:	i have to say this is one of the best scripts i've read for ages. in other words it rocks. and if you boys are thinking of making it. giz a bell. this is something i would be really into.

Tuesday 02/12/2002 6:10:57pm
Name:	BATMAN
E-Mail:	BATMAN
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Referred By:	Search Engine
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Comments:	BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT A REAL HERO IS, DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR FAILING AND USELESS LIVES " BUT IF YOUR GOINGING TO GO, GO WITH A SMILE! ASS !!! P.S. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ME!!!

Wednesday 02/06/2002 4:39:57am
Name:	kim canlas
E-Mail:	popoy_kim@hardrocker.ph
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Comments:	batman sucks forever is well written... i really liked it, its so funny... i laughed 'til my lungs popped out...

Saturday 02/02/2002 4:00:44pm
Name:	Bernard O'Shea
E-Mail:	bos1@hotmail.com
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Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	N.Ireland
Comments:	Funniest thing I've read in a long time, should be made into the next batman movie

Saturday 02/02/2002 2:07:44am
Name:	Dany Jauhari
E-Mail:	gandum_x@ryokohirosue.com
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Bandung, Indonesia
Comments:	I first read this parody 5 years ago, in 1997. I even copied it just to have my friends read it too. Unfortunately it was erased accidentally by one of my friends, so it lost. Furthermore, I forgot to look again for such a funny parody about my favourite hero. Honestly, I like it very much, especially the scene when Darth Vader showed off and said "Bruce, I'm your father". It's very creative of you, to link Batman and the most memorable scene of Star Wars (both are my favourites). I hope you can keep on cheering the world with your parodies like you had made. Thanks for the fun you have brought to me.

Friday 02/01/2002 5:36:23pm
Name:	Shane Meritt
E-Mail:	Fryett@hotmail,com
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Comments:	I LOVED THIS PARODY! I WAS ALSO WONDERING HOW YOU GOT PERMISSION TO USE THE BATMAN CHARACTERS.

Thursday 01/31/2002 11:32:27am
Name:	Justin Jones
E-Mail:
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Referred By:	Friend
Location:	allen east high school
Comments:	this site kicks ass.

Thursday 01/31/2002 1:31:13am
Name:	Tarzan
E-Mail:	Me_Tarzan_Youfriend@hotmail.com
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Comments:	Well done guys, T'was a pretty good script. Lots of fun to read, obivously you've done your research into Batmans history and are true fans to pull of such a great spin off. Deserves a film or stage addapation.

Wednesday 01/30/2002 6:32:01pm
Name:	Sancho Pedro
E-Mail:	sanchopedro@cia.hu
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Wednesday 01/30/2002 5:24:52am
Name:	Rina
E-Mail:	rinamathers@hotmail.com
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Location:	England
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS FOEVER IT'S FUCKEN SHIT BABYISH FUCKEN SAD!!! BATMAN THIS SITE RULES SO PISS OFF!!!

Saturday 01/19/2002 12:49:22am
Name:	N.P.
E-Mail:	mightybob142@hotmail.com
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Location:	Trenton, NJ
Comments:	Fuck you, your site sucks

Saturday 01/19/2002 12:46:55am
Name:	N.P.
E-Mail:	mightybob142@hotmail.com
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Location:	Trenton, NJ
Comments:	This site sucks.

Wednesday 01/16/2002 7:36:02am
Name:	batboy (im batman's son)
E-Mail:	sexybatdude@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	go nude with batman
Homepage URL:	http://www.boobybatboy.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Gothem City
Comments:	I was scrolling through yahoo looking for my dad and i cam across this site and i'll let you know that BATMAN (my dad) is the coolest man ever....and he has a big ** (foot) hahahahaha batman rules so go screw a pig my dad fu*n rules

Friday 01/04/2002 11:45:32am
Name:	Batman & Robin
E-Mail:	djones@ncw.k12.mn.us
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Comments:	Batman is awesome you frickin moron what the hell would you know any way, who's your hero? Some fagot like hee man or some shit like that Your just a dumb bitch tryin to keep a niger that you wanted

Thursday 01/03/2002 3:56:10am
Name:	matt
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Location:	canada
Comments:	pretty funny stuff! alfred cracked me up the most! good job:)!!

Wednesday 01/02/2002 3:58:36am
Name:	Ben
E-Mail:	martialartist3000@hotmail.com
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Location:	Kailua-Kona HI
Comments:	I am a normal fan of Batman movies and episodes. I enjoyed the humor as I am sure other fans do. I hope this hasn't been made to make fun of Batman because if so it has FAILED. P.S. Hilarious though.

Tuesday 01/01/2002 6:54:22pm
Name:	bhorn
E-Mail:	hornrex@msn.com
Homepage Title:	nada
Homepage URL:	http://nada
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Comments:	great job guys and gals. i haven't seen something this funny since the oj trial.

Monday 12/31/2001 1:10:59am
Name:	Steve Stanley
E-Mail:	stanleyart@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Welcome to Stanleyart.com
Homepage URL:	http://www.stanleyart.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	The South
Comments:	I absolutely laughed my bat-butt off! This was how I needed to end 2001, with tears and a sore belly from the very creative and humorous writing on your site. Oh, the pain--so funny! Thanks for the chuckles! Steve-- p.s. I wish they'd make a movie based on your script!

Friday 12/28/2001 5:09:26pm
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Comments:	What the hell scrip did you shit heads write! Did you ass holes think that was fucking funny! That was SHIT that i can wipe my ass with! u wasted yor time on that script! son of a bich mother fuker dick suking cockiy heads!

Monday 12/17/2001 10:24:22am
Name:	Joker
E-Mail:	joker@aol.com
Homepage Title:	joker rules
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Location:	secret
Comments:	batman suck joker rules , ha ha ha ha

Saturday 12/15/2001 10:19:42pm
Name:	Erik Pierce
E-Mail:	djerik007@yahoo.com
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Comments:	This was a very funny story. I laughed my head off. Keep up the good work!!

Thursday 12/13/2001 5:00:58pm
Name:	your worst nightmare
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Location:	everywhere
Comments:	This is the gayest site that I have ever seen in my life. You suck, and need to get a life. You damn, Fag! -your worst nightmare

Monday 12/10/2001 10:00:44pm
Name:	juan hernandez
E-Mail:	gallo_negro420@yahoo.com
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Comments:	the is a great site. not only does batman suck he wishes he was more like the man of steel.

Monday 12/03/2001 7:56:49am
Name:	Jesus Christ
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Comments:	Who the fuck is supporting nipple-fetish Joel Fudgepacker's work?

Sunday 12/02/2001 10:12:36pm
Name:	Giber
E-Mail:	giberoutatime@lycos.com
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Comments:	Man, that was great. i loved the way you blended the old and new batman together. It was a little rough but i think it's totally doable.

Saturday 12/01/2001 1:04:29am
Name:	E.N.
E-Mail:	scriptshaker@aol.com
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Comments:	Fucking A! I haven't even read the script yet, but as a serious Batfan, and a fellow hater of Schumacher's debacle, I love what you've done. My feelings of the franchise, ie 'Forever', mirrored yours exactly -- I even wrote my own rendition, though it wasn't a parody, just a helluva lot darker & macabre. God bless you guys.

Friday 11/30/2001 12:43:11am
Name:	robin
E-Mail:	robin@wayneenterprise,com
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Location:	batcave
Comments:	what r u smokin! me & my boy batman will kick ur lilly ass. go ahead buddy, make my day!

Friday 11/30/2001 12:37:48am
Name:	batman
E-Mail:	wayneenterprises@hotmail.com
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Location:	bat cave
Comments:	hey u little bitch this is the bat.r u one of the new villins or someshit cause i will just beat ur ass.me and robin will hunt u down and fuck u up.then send u to comishiner gordon

Tuesday 11/27/2001 2:19:24pm
Name:	Nicholas Norton
E-Mail:	NPN2002@aol.com
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Location:	Miami FL
Comments:	I think you guys are on to something.... thats the funniest script ive seen you should produce it....

Tuesday 11/27/2001 12:12:41am
Name:	BOY BLUNDER
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Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS COCK FOR MONEY AND LIKES IT THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM, OOH AND WHAT A CUTE ASS .. OOOOhh my god yes

Tuesday 11/27/2001 12:05:48am
Name:	Batman (really)
E-Mail:	batman_robin@yahoo.com
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Comments:	You will get your punishment sooner or later, u f u c k e r s

Sunday 11/25/2001 8:18:09pm
Name:	laugh my ass off
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Comments:	i love batman but this was the funniest shit ive ever read in my life. i hate to admit it but i pissed in my pants when i laughed so hard, kick ass page!

Friday 11/23/2001 10:13:46am
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Comments:	FUCK YOU BTAMAN RULES

Wednesday 11/21/2001 12:31:52am
Name:	JON
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Location:	YA
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS AND SO DOES SUPERFREAK(MAN) GOOOOOOOOOO SPIDYMAN

Sunday 11/18/2001 0:44:22am
Name:	R.B.
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Comments:	This spoof is the funniest thing I've read in awhile.

Saturday 11/17/2001 4:47:01pm
Name:	Xenocide
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Location:	Luner Base
Comments:	I love Batman, but I loved this story even more. I thought this would be the gayest thing ever made, but I was definatly wrong.

Thursday 11/15/2001 2:33:42pm
Name:	lil nate
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Location:	your mothers bedroom
Comments:	i have read some pretty awful shit on the net so it was nice to finally see some quality shit. good work boys!

Tuesday 11/13/2001 11:59:44am
Name:	Susan
E-Mail:	susan7007@yahoo.com
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Location:	New York
Comments:	do you have any classic batman pictures? My son wants to color it but those cartoon pictures are difficult to do so. any one knows that please send me an email

Sunday 11/11/2001 6:53:55pm
Name:	Dilly Joe
E-Mail:	Bat@Man.net
Homepage Title:	Batman.com
Homepage URL:	http://www.batman.com
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Location:	Batcave
Comments:	I'm.. Batman.

Sunday 11/04/2001 7:34:29pm
Name:	Manny
E-Mail:	bascofamilia@home.com
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Comments:	Batman is a little good, sorry he is the best!

Wednesday 10/24/2001 1:50:00am
Name:	Shadowkaster
E-Mail:	shadowkaster@shadowkaster.com
Homepage Title:	shadowkaster.dhs.org
Homepage URL:	http://Shadowkaster's Homepage
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Location:	So California
Comments:	Batman & Robin the movie sucked & so did your parody. You're gay.

Monday 10/22/2001 12:55:17am
Name:	Brian Sharp
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Comments:	Just wanted to say that I have never laughed so much in my life. This script--it's so stupid that it's funny. Great work!!!

Sunday 10/21/2001 10:14:02pm
Name:	melincicana poojab
E-Mail:	poojab@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batman rules
Homepage URL:	http://poojab
Referred By:	E-Mail
Location:	fuck you all
Comments:	i think that all you fags that hate batman only hate him because your jelous that u can't be him. I am his girlfriend so i would know that he is powerful in MANY ways!so get fucked fagits!

Sunday 10/21/2001 10:00:28pm
Name:	ribbo
E-Mail:	littlemissdevil_666@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	m
Homepage URL:	http://M
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Location:	school
Comments:	the homepage is a great it is alot better than the usuall batman websites and because i'm not a fan of batman i enjoyed this website because i think batman is fucking crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 10/21/2001 9:59:43pm
Name:	wiggy
E-Mail:	wiggy@htlm.com
Homepage Title:	wiggy
Homepage URL:	http://wiggy
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Location:	here
Comments:	This Home page is great it is alot better than usual batman web sites. Because i really don't like the batman movies i really enjoyed reading all the cool stuff.

Wednesday 10/17/2001 11:15:30pm
Name:	Wally Hudalla
E-Mail:	smartvhf@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	www.heytim.com
Homepage URL:	http://www.heytim.com
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Location:	Michigan
Comments:	This site rocks. I eagerly await your next project. 10 out of 10 you betcha!

Wednesday 10/17/2001 10:50:00pm
Name:	MAC
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Comments:	YOU BORN LOSERS, I ONCE MET A GUY WHO HAD SIX FINGERS, ATE HIS OWN SHIT, AND SLEPT IN A BOX BEHIND A DAIRY QUEEN, HE COULD COME UP WITH A BETTER SITE, YOU NO TALENT FUCKS.no offense of course

Wednesday 10/17/2001 7:38:31am
Name:	Nickwing
E-Mail:	nickwing_nd@hotmail.com
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Location:	Melbourne
Comments:	That script is THE best Batman script I have ever read!!! I mean, if Burton hadn't done his dash, he'd pick it up in an instant! Actually, thinking about it, right now the Farrelly Brothers would probably be rubbing their chins saying "wonder if we can buy it off them?" Good stuff, guys! Excellent, DAMN Excellent work!

Saturday 10/13/2001 8:46:49am
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Saturday 10/13/2001 8:46:43am
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Thursday 10/11/2001 9:45:10pm
Name:	????
E-Mail:	DART_LOVER_90@WEBTV.COM
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Comments:	BATMAN IS PRETTY KOOL AT MY DADS WORK THEY CALL HIM BATMAN HE HAD TO CLIMB HIS GRAIN TANK SEE YA LATER DUDES

Thursday 10/11/2001 8:23:20am
Name:	The Hunter
E-Mail:	len@roseworthy.freeserve.uk.co
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Comments:	YOU SAD LITTLE PEOPLE!! How much of your boring lives did you waste making this crap? I could do better by sitting on the toilet and a huge shit!!!

Tuesday 10/09/2001 6:37:28pm
Name:	Me
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Location:	Around....who wants to know?
Comments:	I like batman :( He's cool :(

Tuesday 10/09/2001 3:31:05pm
Name:	Kevin
E-Mail:	KrmDbz@aol.com
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
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Location:	hawthorne
Comments:	well i like batman and well i thought that this was very funny but couldnt you be a little more creative with an ending dudes

Sunday 10/07/2001 11:41:24am
Name:	????
E-Mail:	desertdragon@aol.com
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Comments:	I like that screen play! It's so funny!

Friday 10/05/2001 1:49:37pm
Name:	Shane Meritt
E-Mail:	Fryett@hotmail.com
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Location:	Washington
Comments:	I LOVED THIS BATMAN PARODY IT IS SOOOO FUNNY. AS A MATTER OF FACT BEFORE I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE PARODY I WAS PLANNING ON WRITING MY OWN "BATMAN" PARODY! IT IS CALLED "BATMAN DEFENDER"!

Monday 09/24/2001 4:01:38pm
Name:	Roger Miller
E-Mail:	RDM@millfam.com
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Location:	OHIO
Comments:	That is the funniest thing i have ever read.I am a huge BATMAN fan. If i had the money i would fund you to film it.I would love to see you do one on those horrible Scream movies.

Friday 09/14/2001 6:19:20am
Name:	neil
E-Mail:	snoopync@emirates.net.ae
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Comments:	ty

Sunday 09/09/2001 9:51:43pm
Name:	Starling
E-Mail:	mummys_girl@msn.ca
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Location:	Calgary, Canada
Comments:	God! I almost pissed my pants reading this thing!! Being a big Batman fan, I can see some of the truth behind this! Shame on those who can't laugh at them selves. You guys ROCK!

Friday 09/07/2001 11:53:06am
Name:	Patrick "Farmer Joe" Lessard
E-Mail:	patless@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Le dojo de Farmer Joe
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/etwafarmerjoe/Farmer_joe.html
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Location:	Valcourt, Quebec, Canada
Comments:	Thank You, I needed that... I really did!

Sunday 09/02/2001 2:33:55am
Name:	Heather
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Homepage URL:	http://www.livejournal.com/~yamara34
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Comments:	Oh my GOD, that was HILARIOUS!

Saturday 09/01/2001 8:04:44pm
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Comments:	I've got to admitt, this should be sent to Comedy Central. It has definate potentiality!

Sunday 08/26/2001 2:44:04am
Name:	art
E-Mail:	www.art.something somthing.com "maybe"
Homepage Title:	poo-poo
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Location:	in my shorts
Comments:	the most sick and disgusting thing i have ever seen in my life!!! i like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 08/26/2001 1:51:59am
Name:	rob mcclintock
E-Mail:	r16m22@home.com
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Comments:	think its hilarious. me and friend did a screen test and couldn't help but act silly. lets see more like this and by the way were are my underoos? what ? you don't trust me? " shut up dick."

Tuesday 08/21/2001 10:17:49pm
Name:	Todd
E-Mail:	comix8@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Batman DVD webpage
Homepage URL:	http://www.batmandvd.com
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Comments:	The 35th Anniversary of the original Batman movie was released today! Packed with extras, this movie is a must for all Batman fans. Featuring a commentary from Adam West & Burt Ward, a tour of the Batmobile, original movie stills, and the trailer, this is one great DVD. Available today!!

Saturday 08/18/2001 7:25:01pm
Name:	dlae
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Location:	Canada
Comments:	LOVED the script- laughed my ass off! It SHOULD be made into a movie. Whould be the best parody of all time. Enjoyed reading it and will tell many friends about it.

Tuesday 08/14/2001 6:29:43pm
Name:	Lizzy
E-Mail:	bibit1001
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Location:	Huntington (LI) New York
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS SUPERMAN 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 08/08/2001 2:04:49pm
Name:	kyle
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Location:	wanesboro,TN
Comments:	BATMAN ROCKS 4-life

Wednesday 08/08/2001 2:01:40pm
Name:	kyle
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Location:	wanesboro,TN
Comments:	BATMAN ROCKS 4-life

Saturday 08/04/2001 9:23:55pm
Name:	guess
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Comments:	this is the worst site i have ever seen! maybe u should rite about something that realli doez suk, like yourself...

Friday 08/03/2001 12:43:16am
Name:	Zong
E-Mail:	yousuck@excite.com
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Location:	Sunnyvale
Comments:	You stink, not Batman!

Sunday 07/29/2001 12:57:50am
Name:	Jessi
E-Mail:	czarjessi@juno.com
Homepage Title:	The Wacky Fun World of Wacky Fun
Homepage URL:	http://www.oe-pages.com/FAMILY/Homepages/wackyfun/
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Comments:	I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen! I even put a link to it on my website, just to share this wonderful piece of literature with other!

Saturday 07/28/2001 9:25:06pm
Name:	ANGUSLORd20000
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Comments:	Ive always wondered why Batman doesnt take a gun,get a kryptonite bullet, and shoot Superman in tha head....

Saturday 07/21/2001 10:36:37pm
Name:	none of ur buisness
E-Mail:	again none of ur buisness
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Location:	yet again none of ur buisness
Comments:	i'm a big batman fan, like batman is the man. and when i read this it was just the funniest thing i ve read in a while, it was GREAT!!! make the movie with it, i would defainetly see it. make it like scary movie, as how u have, and it would be huge!!!

Saturday 07/21/2001 11:26:44am
Name:	fartman
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Location:	1324 new york
Comments:	If i could get to fart on batman it would be a dream come TURE. CAN YOU TELL BATMAN I HATE HIM?

Friday 07/20/2001 3:48:23pm
Name:	Katie O.
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Location:	house
Comments:	I think Batman is awesome!!! Batman is my hero!!! My boyfriend, Matt, goes by "Batman" and I go by "Batgirl".. Batman rules forever into the dark nights of this lonely world of dangerous and colorful criminals!!!

Tuesday 07/17/2001 3:25:08pm
Name:	tomo
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Comments:	this is great! it should be made into a film.

Thursday 07/12/2001 6:57:39am
Name:	blondie
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Comments:	please please animate this! i bet adam(i'll do anything for a buck)west will do the bats voice."ban the bat" and may mr.schumacher burn in hell and all hail the red triangle circus gang.by the way in Batman Returns Bruce had two bat signals on the Wayne mansion roof DUH!! Why????? Bruce-"no I'm not batman i..i..just collect bat signals..Alfreeeed help"

Tuesday 07/10/2001 3:32:16pm
Name:	Campman and the rest of the JE6
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Comments:	I am a superhero as well. if it was't for all our eforts, the fair people of world would have the threat of Disco Inferno man and his evil sidekick Cheesy Gold Medallion hanging over their heads, so don't diss us okay. :) P.S The Parody was rather amusing.

Tuesday 07/10/2001 3:22:40pm
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Comments:	This is great. You should do a film or something

Wednesday 07/04/2001 4:24:34am
Name:	David McDonald
E-Mail:	anarchy_in_bedrock@msn.com
Homepage Title:	Metal Militia Productions
Homepage URL:	http://www.metalmilitiaproductions.ipfox.com
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Location:	Las Veags
Comments:	This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I thought I was the only one who relised that Harvey dent was a black guy in the first movie. You guys Rock!! I think youshould try to make something of this parody with a cartoon or Movie or something!!

Monday 07/02/2001 5:34:30pm
Name:	Bryna McLane
E-Mail:	bmmclane@hotmail.com
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Location:	New York
Comments:	Hello boys. Saw Risa on the train last weekend (6/24/01) and got updates on many of our classmates and your names came up. Did a search on Greg to read some of his columns and found this. Loved it and hope you are all doing well. -Bryna

Saturday 06/30/2001 4:54:41pm
Name:	Jaimie
E-Mail:	jaimiesaxton@tru.eastlink.com
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Comments:	This was the funniest thing i have ever read. I couldn't help laughing. Awesome!!

Tuesday 06/26/2001 12:58:19am
Name:	Ananda Lecter
E-Mail:	Ananda101@ono.com
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Location:	Spain
Comments:	I think you are all stupid, Hannibal must prepare a goog dinner with your bodies.

Friday 06/22/2001 4:30:02pm
Name:	The Riddler
E-Mail:	The.Riddler@RiddleNut.com
Homepage Title:	Edward Nygma's Puzzle Web Site
Homepage URL:	http://www.batbad.com/nygma/index_nygma.html
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Location:	Arkham Asylum Home of psychos and morons
Comments:	That foul, blastin', pathetic waste of oxygen should die!! Of course i'm talkin' bout Battey!! Heres some RiDdLeS for y'all morons! Have fun & learn some crap!! * I am so simply, that I only point. yet I guide them. All over the world - what am I? * Voiceless it cries Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters - what am I? * If you look @ the numbers on my face. You won't find 13 anyplace.-What am I? * A box without hinges, key, or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid! - What am I? * This thing all things devours: birds, beasts, trees, flowers, Gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stone to meal, Slays king, ruins town, & beats high mountain down! - what am I? This is The Riddler signin' off! fare well!!

Friday 06/22/2001 5:09:57am
Name:	Tim Burrrpton
E-Mail:	sajamaus@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	death
Homepage URL:	http://www.deathrockstar.com
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Location:	here
Comments:	yuksss. it must be so tired to read all the script. funny enough heuheuhehahahha

Tuesday 06/19/2001 7:20:44pm
Name:	THE ULTIMATE BATMAN
E-Mail:	AllenDillon@msn.com
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Comments:	HAAHAHAHAHAHHA even though your site isn't that good your script is a s funny as hell.GREAT.

Tuesday 06/19/2001 7:14:19pm
Name:	THE ULTIMATE BATMAN
E-Mail:	A
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.WadesBatmanSite.homestead.com
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Location:
Comments:	TISK TISK TISK.....TALKING ABOUT BATMAN THAT WAY......YOUR SITE ISNT THAT GOOD. Sorry

Wednesday 06/13/2001 7:20:59pm
Name:	Marduk
E-Mail:	count_of_filth@angelfire.com
Homepage Title:	Cradle of Filth...Sex in Phallustein
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/music3/hellbound/CradleofFilth/cradlemain.htm
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	Hey, nice spoof. I was a huge fan as a kid, and I still like the Burton movies, but the satire was funny. Bring me the head of Joel Schumacher....

Monday 06/11/2001 2:48:20am
Name:	Doug
E-Mail:	kuminiman60@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	PoonTang.Com
Homepage URL:
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Location:
Comments:	Awwwesoooooome!!!!!!! Great parody guys.

Monday 06/11/2001 2:40:24am
Name:	X
E-Mail:	x@the-x-project.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Holy crap this is the funniest thing I've read in a long while!! Sheer Hilarity, my friend.. You're a genious!

Saturday 06/09/2001 8:28:24pm
Name:	Teenage Binbag
E-Mail:
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Location:	Manchester,England
Comments:	Real swell.Funniest thing i've read in a long time.Do another!Do another!

Saturday 06/09/2001 8:26:59pm
Name:	Teenage Binbag
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Comments:	Real swell.Funniest thing ive read in a long time.Do another!Do another!

Sunday 06/03/2001 2:36:30pm
Name:	Dee
E-Mail:	duchess_dee@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	None!
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	It was SO hilarious! I have to say, I loved the first 2 Batmans, and then they went waaaaayyy downhill! This is such an awesome story!

Saturday 06/02/2001 5:59:20pm
Name:	Animeman
E-Mail:	Tuxebux2@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Teamanime1.com
Homepage URL:	http://Teamanime1.com
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	mistake
Comments:	mistake on my link down there

Saturday 06/02/2001 5:58:12pm
Name:	Animeman
E-Mail:	Tuxebux2@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Teamanime
Homepage URL:	http://Teananime1.com
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Hey
Comments:	Great site. funny script.

Wednesday 05/30/2001 10:17:03pm
Name:	cassie
E-Mail:	Batthing12
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	IN
Comments:	Batman is cool, end of story. The movies (such as Batman forever and Batman and Robin) are not the real Batman. I am a fan of 'The New Batman Adventurers'. Just dont critize them and I am OK with this site... :)

Wednesday 05/30/2001 10:07:50pm
Name:	cassie
E-Mail:	Batthing12
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	IN??
Comments:	I am a huge Batman fan... of the ral Batman, but this page is sooo funny, I know its wrong when I am a B-man fan to like somthing that makes fun of him but hey!

Wednesday 05/30/2001 6:04:59pm
Name:	Joe fernandes
E-Mail:	jonahclinton@onebox.com
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	gilroy
Comments:	yeah bat man sucks, but the joker is cool

Tuesday 05/29/2001 9:34:12am
Name:	Paul Sanders
E-Mail:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Northampton
Comments:	great story 10/10 loved it laughed for hours bat-freak

Tuesday 05/29/2001 9:25:44am
Name:	Paul Sanders
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Comments:	great story 10/10

Monday 05/28/2001 7:28:07am
Name:	preben jacobsen
E-Mail:	preben@batman
Homepage Title:	clix to\dc62
Homepage URL:
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Sunday 05/27/2001 8:41:13pm
Name:	jason wendroth
E-Mail:	poop@poop.com
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Location:
Comments:	yo this site is ok

Sunday 05/27/2001 1:26:17pm
Name:	Paul Williams
E-Mail:	longwang007@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	dixie-net
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Comments:	This story is funny as hell.I laughed the whole time!

Sunday 05/20/2001 3:23:37pm
Name:	adam copeland
E-Mail:
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Comments:	this page sucks more than your mom, haha, you think this is an 'awesome' site but it really sucks, just thought you'd like to know that

Tuesday 05/15/2001 5:02:28pm
Name:	Patrick Taylor
E-Mail:	patgosplat@yahoo.com
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Location:	Oklahoma
Comments:	I laughed my ass off! One of the funniest things I've read.

Sunday 05/13/2001 11:46:12am
Name:	Johnny Saz
E-Mail:	Alitis11@aol.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Friend
Location:	New York
Comments:	Hey guys, i absolutely loved your bat-parody. Being a big fan of the 60's tv show, i definitly got a kick out of all those puns. And of course, i too cringed for two hours as rubber plated buffoons "batted" hideous one-liners back and forth to each other in the disastrous debacle known as Batman & Robin. Keep up the good work, my friends, and if you need any literary advice and or assistance, you know where to find me. Ciao

Sunday 05/13/2001 0:07:38am
Name:	sanja
E-Mail:
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Comments:	this page sucks sorry it needs a little work it so boring

Saturday 05/12/2001 1:31:16pm
Name:
E-Mail:	crikdijim@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	easily one of the funniest things i've read in months,great job.

Thursday 05/10/2001 2:22:23am
Name:	Q
E-Mail:	QAEC@msn.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	home
Comments:	i must say that movie was pretty bad...the other first 2 batman's were better...

Wednesday 05/02/2001 6:26:14pm
Name:	Samantha Fisher
E-Mail:	sammy
Homepage Title:
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Location:	Salamanca
Comments:	batman sucks

Monday 04/30/2001 4:32:50pm
Name:	David Bliley
E-Mail:	larams3@home.com
Homepage Title:	paramounttravels.com
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Oklahoma City, OK
Comments:	What's different between this script and any of the others...?!? Loved it!

Tuesday 04/24/2001 10:19:02pm
Name:	if you guess ill give you 10 dollars
E-Mail:
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Location:	my secret hidout
Comments:	love the sign, the script would be way funnyer to actually see it on video. it was really good though. my brother has always been the batman action figures and i have always been robin (we use to both be batman until i got booted to side-kick) so were always fighting about whos better. batman does suck forever and i think robin should get a robin-mobile

Tuesday 04/24/2001 9:12:50pm
Name:	Some one stupid
E-Mail:
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Comments:	this was so funny, i liked the part when the penguin dies

Sunday 04/22/2001 6:21:23pm
Name:	The Riddler
E-Mail:	Riddler ELS 2004@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	Well Batman might suck, but the RIDDLER lives on FOREVER! ! !

Saturday 04/21/2001 12:37:58am
Name:	Joerg
E-Mail:	batgirlfanpage@freenet.de
Homepage Title:	new batgirl
Homepage URL:	http://www.newbatgirl.de
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Germany
Comments:	Congratulations!!! I have been a fan of the batman-comics for years but never liked the movies by Joel Schumacher. So your site made me laugh out loud. I really enjoyed reading the script. Keep up the good work (how about a sequel?). Greetings from Germany, Joerg

Thursday 04/19/2001 4:21:50pm
Name:	andy stockdale
E-Mail:	mvc2kid@email.com
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Comments:	you guys rock thats funny shit!

Tuesday 04/17/2001 7:07:49pm
Name:	Pete
E-Mail:	lets_go_blue@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
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Location:
Comments:	here's a tip: if you are want to go anywhere with this thing, you have to either pay the comic book companies big bucks, if they agree to you using their names, which i don't think they will. so if you don't want to go about that trouble, change the character names. that's what REAL parodies do.

Tuesday 04/17/2001 6:19:49pm
Name:	batgirl
E-Mail:	batmanrules@batcave.com
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://n/a
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	ca
Comments:	YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID!!!! BATMAN DOESN'T SUCK, BATMAN RULES!!! AND BATMAN WILL RULE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 04/15/2001 2:49:31pm
Name:	Greg
E-Mail:	optimistic2435@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Bronx, NY
Comments:	This is the most entertaining BatMan site i`ve seen by far. I am a big Batman fan, I cant believe your mocking him and i`m enjoying it. lol. Anyway, I would love to see this actually go to film somehow, maybe a low budget straight to video kind of thing, lol. Greg

Saturday 04/14/2001 3:04:43am
Name:	neocubist
E-Mail:	brachiotoxin@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	my weird page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/brachiotoxin
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	jersey
Comments:	DUDE. if you actually wanna make this movie, email me. me and my pal have tons of video equipment/props/money/free time. FUN! loved the script!

Friday 04/13/2001 9:34:08pm
Name:	Rachel
E-Mail:	Raidyland@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://same as above
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	ok I will confess we do have all of the batman movies and I have seen the old batman tv show, but that just made the script all the more funny. It was really good to see people using their brains and critically viewing a well-known figure. The parody was very funny, I couldn't help laughing even though I was reading it at work. I book-marked this site ages ago, but I just looked at it again today and found it was just as funny as before. I can't wait to share this site with my friends, as I was always planning to do but just haven't got around to it. I don't usually sign guestbooks but I thought this time I just had to say how much I liked it. This script is just as funny if not better than some of the later batman movies. Thanks for the laughs.

Thursday 04/12/2001 9:11:33am
Name:	Britt
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Script? What Script? A Fanfic Haven
Homepage URL:	http://geocities.com/britt_neval
Referred By:	Web Ring
Location:
Comments:	'BSF' is the funniest, wittiest parody I've ever read! There aren't enough good things I can say about it, and I'm still laughing too hard to type anything coherant, but please accept this inadequate praise: You are brilliant!!! :D

Thursday 04/12/2001 5:23:19am
Name:	Lee
E-Mail:	kickboxinglilith@aol.com
Homepage Title:	about me
Homepage URL:	http://publish.hometown.aol.com/_cqr/qp/qp.adp/savemypage/kickboxinglilith/myhomepage/profile.html?cc=english
Referred By:	Friend
Location:	gainesville,ga
Comments:	that was tha sh#t....funny as h#ll!

Tuesday 04/10/2001 0:24:12am
Name:	Mikado
E-Mail:	------
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Welland Can.
Comments:	I meant to say... HOLY freaking hilarious, Batman!!!

Tuesday 04/03/2001 1:16:21am
Name:	Paul Recupero
E-Mail:	paul.recupero@villanova.edu
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	I just wanted to say that you guys rule. When I saw Batman and Robin, I was disgusted. I even wrote a column in the campus newspaper about how it is the worst movie of all time. You guys' screenplay was hillarious. You should sell it to a movie producer because that is the only way I'll ever go see another Batman movie again. Drop me an e-mail if you have the time. Great site!

Monday 03/26/2001 7:58:41pm
Name:	Greg Fulton
E-Mail:	gmf0575@hotmail.com
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Location:	aol
Comments:	The "Batman Sucks" parody was hilarious. I laughed the whole time!!

Monday 03/26/2001 4:41:35pm
Name:	Erik Barragan
E-Mail:	ekryll@aol.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	I loved the screenplay... I was on the floor, laughing the whole time...

Sunday 03/25/2001 4:46:06pm
Name:	Mark
E-Mail:	Markacidkobe@aol.com
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	E-Mail
Location:	MA
Comments:	This was the funniest story I have ever read, I personally like when they took the 'O' from "Road" and added the letters P,I,S,O,N, I,V,Y. That was the funniest thing in the story. This Story gets a Five Star rating from me.

Tuesday 03/20/2001 5:28:28am
Name:	Posion
E-Mail:	punnkyfish@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Are you Bored?
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.lycos.com/rant/Hellfire
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	a fish
Comments:	this is cool, laughed till it hurt!! Have a nice day etc. Fish

Saturday 03/17/2001 0:09:14am
Name:	Mikado
E-Mail:	n/a
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://n/a
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Freaking hilarious!!!!

Thursday 03/15/2001 8:14:03am
Name:	Hans
E-Mail:	uterhan@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	WELCOME TO HANS' HOMEPAGE
Homepage URL:	http://home.talkcity.com/BoomersRd/uterhan
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Bali-Indonesia
Comments:	Excellent!

Wednesday 03/14/2001 7:24:31pm
Name:	Bruce Wayne
E-Mail:	Unknown
Homepage Title:
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Location:
Comments:	BATMAN IS A PIMP THIS PAGE SUCKS FOREVER!! ROCK ON BATMAN SUPERMAN SUX!!

Wednesday 03/14/2001 11:25:36am
Name:	Nova
E-Mail:
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Location:	Neptune
Comments:	Whoa!Great site made by talented people..Rock on!

Saturday 03/10/2001 2:05:21pm
Name:	bruce wayne
E-Mail:	wayneinterprises@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Friend
Location:	gotham city
Comments:	You stupid ass child malestin chrome dome kitty touchin donkey fuckin doggy rapin grammother beatin boner bitin bastred Bruce wayne aka batman is the best super hereo ever if i ever seen you on the streets i would beat your ass batman lives forever BATMAN FOREVER

Friday 03/09/2001 8:24:52pm
Name:	Emily
E-Mail:	funnylittlepeople@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Location:
Comments:	I agree Batman does SUCK!!! Superman is my HERO!! I love him!!

Thursday 03/08/2001 11:09:08am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	Batman@superfiends.com
Homepage Title:	Batman Rules Forever!
Homepage URL:	http://www.batcave.com
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Gotham City (top secret location)
Comments:	Batman does not Suck Forever, you suck forever. Joker!

Wednesday 03/07/2001 2:51:25pm
Name:	David Clarke
E-Mail:	mrclarke1002home.com
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Friday 03/02/2001 12:04:09am
Name:	Geoff Daniels
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Comments:	you're all fags. You don't know what you're talking about. This is the most obsurd site i've ever come across.

Sunday 02/25/2001 7:03:31pm
Name:	Luther A F Little
E-Mail:	dicio@earthlink.net
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Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:
Comments:	I came across this site in a search to find information that would help me in completing a script for Batman V. This is one of the funniest things I have ever read! Your site is fantastic! I see Kelsey Grammar as the Dork Knight and that guy from "Two Girls and a Guy" as the Boy Blunder. No, not that guy, the funny one. Yeah, him.

Wednesday 02/21/2001 7:39:54pm
Name:	maggie
E-Mail:	magdalene_ann
Homepage Title:	www.thatsformetoknowandforyoutofindout.c
Homepage URL:	http://shut the hell up allready
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	USA.CA.alhambra
Comments:	YOUR SITE IS THE BEST SITE I'VE EVER BEEN TO,I LOVE YOU(not literally),I ALSO LOVE YOUR SITE(durrrrr).

Sunday 02/18/2001 7:59:20pm
Name:	raechel
E-Mail:	bubba1
Homepage Title:	mtco.com
Homepage URL:	http://bookmarks
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	batman
Comments:	I want to play batman games.

Saturday 02/17/2001 10:58:55pm
Name:	****************************************
E-Mail:	**************************************************************
Homepage Title:	****************************************
Homepage URL:	http://*******************************************************
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Location:	****************************************
Comments:	You dont know what suck means tell you look in the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday 02/17/2001 10:47:32pm
Name:	****************************************
E-Mail:	**************************************************************
Homepage Title:	****************************************
Homepage URL:	http://*******************************************************
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Location:	****************************************
Comments:	You dont know what suck means tell you look in the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday 02/16/2001 5:52:52pm
Name:	The Mechanic
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Friend
Location:	The Mech Lair
Comments:	Very kewl site!! LOVED the script!! Laughed the whole time. Great work! And in case U wondering... Yes, I fell into a vat of bolts, miraculasly survived and...well, U can guess the rest :)

Thursday 02/08/2001 8:12:52pm
Name:	Harley and Catwoman
E-Mail:	harley_quinn_01@yahoo.com
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Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:
Comments:	Harley: hahahahahaha, great script. I'm not a real big batman fan, I'm more of a Joker fan, but this was really funny. Good Job, HAHAHAhAhAhahAHah catwoman:laughs Although I am a huge bat fan, I like your site...loved the Jim Carey cracks....In my opinon the Tim burton moives were good...but the last two were crap. ~Ms. Kitty~

Tuesday 02/06/2001 5:21:56pm
Name:	mr.jynkx
E-Mail:	mrjynkx@gateway.net
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Location:
Comments:	batman rules u suck

Monday 02/05/2001 8:49:18am
Name:	Hayzo
E-Mail:	hayzothefreak@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	WOW! when i clicked the link i was cussing my butt off! but when i read the script i was like This cant be happening! i am big fan of Batman, but you guys are the best antibatman gig ever! goodjob, and when are you getting the movie out!

Saturday 02/03/2001 4:41:31pm
Name:	Mr. Nobody
E-Mail:	no-one@nothing.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:
Comments:	I love Batman!!!!!!! Your site is the one that SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 01/28/2001 8:11:22pm
Name:	Renee
E-Mail:	tropicmix@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	Oregon
Comments:	I wanna start that this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read. Its become favorite with all of my friends. I am competing with what is called a humorous interp. in a Speech tournament and we need to find funny scripts and perform them for small rounds at colleges. I think that your script would be perfect for our performance. Can I please have you permission to perform this peice. I need to have it to legally participate in my tournament. It would mean the world to me and you would recieve full credit for writing this peice. Please respond to me ASAP as I need to have th epeice by feb 24th.2001. Thank you so much!

Saturday 01/27/2001 9:40:48pm
Name:	Rikk
E-Mail:	duck_of_death45@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	Seattle, WA
Comments:	Great parody! What ever happened to the ass-kicking Dark Knight? If I wanted to see the caped crusader prostituted into a ridiculously costumed latent homosexual with lame sidekicks, I'd watch the old tv reruns on Cable! Thanks for the laughs!!

Saturday 01/27/2001 2:27:39pm
Name:	Juan
E-Mail:	casper4life20002@home.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:	I don't really hate the movie, but man, that parody was some funny shit!!!!

Sunday 01/21/2001 4:46:45pm
Name:	Matt
E-Mail:	abercrombie_surfin@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/downward747_theband
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:
Comments:	My friend and I are thinking of cutting this and doing it for a speech duo. It's hillarious

Sunday 01/14/2001 1:02:20pm
Name:	ricky
E-Mail:	timobat@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By:	Friend
Location:	indonesia
Comments:	does batman can't realy dies ?

Saturday 01/13/2001 11:00:49pm
Name:	Jian
E-Mail:	enrique_jian@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://n/a
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	I don't uderstood
Comments:	I'm a 100% Batman Fan and, honestly, I was enjoying your story... It was kind of funny and excellent but when I read the las t few lines it was kind of stupid... I didn't like the ending it was a little bit desperate and cheesy... If you came up with a great parody, how didn't you came up with a great ending? You need to be more creative and originals... But keep goin' you were doin' fine

Saturday 01/13/2001 10:53:10pm
Name:	Michael
E-Mail:	Zorax62@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Entertanus
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/zorax62
Referred By:	Just Surfed In
Location:	NY
Comments:	Nice job, but there were too many Carey and Schwarzeneiger references.

Monday 01/08/2001 9:21:14pm
Name:	JIMMY
E-Mail:
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Referred By:	Friend
Location:
Comments:	THIS SCRIPT IS REALLY CORNY.

Saturday 01/06/2001 2:35:05pm
Name:	Glen
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Glen's Page
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:
Comments:	Hi

Wednesday 01/03/2001 2:02:19am
Name:	Bob
E-Mail:	bob@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:
Comments:	You guys obviously have way too much time on your hands. "Batman and Robin" was horrible, I agree. But "Forever" was pretty good despite all its problems. It got the story essentially right, had a good plot and death traps, and had a Batman that kicked butt. Schumacher is not a great director, but he made the best of the Bat-movies, none of which were perfect. Get a life.

Tuesday 01/02/2001 0:34:43am
Name:	fdnysucks
E-Mail:	fdnysucks@aol.com
Homepage Title:	the FDNY sucks webpage
Homepage URL:	http://members.aol.com/fdnysucks
Referred By:	Search Engine
Location:	nyc
Comments:	cool website.

Friday 12/15/2000 7:25:51pm
Name:	you are fuck heads
E-Mail:	up your ass
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	up your but
Comments:	yall are gay ass mother fuckers

Sunday 12/10/2000 1:02:20am
Name:	will
E-Mail:	swillfisherman
Homepage Title:	ia willit isa but fishing
Homepage URL:	http:///will..@cs.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	wichita ks
Comments:	ILIKE BAT MAN SHOWS

Wednesday 12/06/2000 11:41:34am
Name:	linda
E-Mail:	linda@home.com
Homepage Title:	i'm a loser
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	i don't know!
Comments:	yes, i love batman he is my favourite superhero because he is so buff!!!

Tuesday 11/28/2000 1:50:02am
Name:	Zee
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This is not funny.........it's frikkin hillarious! I larfed my arse off! Great Work Guys!

Tuesday 11/21/2000 9:14:53pm
Name:	Lizzie
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	www.killeryou.com
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Lycos
Location:
Comments:	you suck you mother fucker

Tuesday 11/21/2000 6:29:36am
Name:	Embrose
E-Mail:	m_embrose@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Comments:	Nice one, esp after what they did after the second film.

Monday 11/20/2000 2:11:19am
Name:	Casey
E-Mail:	SexySadie15@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Textiles of Bordom Part I
Homepage URL:	http://hometown.aol.com/sexysadie15/myhomepage/index.html
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Louisiana
Comments:	hey guys, thats the funniest thing i've ever read. how would one go about contacting yall? i'm sure i'm i looked hard enough i might could find a way... but i figured this would be easier. clpaul

Friday 11/17/2000 7:20:26pm
Name:	Travis LeBlanc
E-Mail:	AladdinMonkey@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	San Diego
Comments:	Yo man, this page is damned funny. I give it 633 and 1/2 thumbs up

Friday 11/17/2000 1:55:50am
Name:	Yvan ( Batman !!! ) Drouin
E-Mail:	batman540@videotron.ca
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Quebec, Canada
Comments:	very nice page

Wednesday 11/15/2000 1:14:56pm
Name:	Mr. Batman Rules
E-Mail:	Batman@BATCAVE.com
Homepage Title:	Batman Hates you because you hate him
Homepage URL:	http://batmnancankickyourass.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	soemwhere in the batcave
Comments:	WHat is wrong with you? ARe you stupid? Batman will have vengence on your sorry asses. I beleive you are all just a bunch of nerds who have too much time on your hands. We represent the NAOBD(NATIONAl ASSOCIATION OF BATMAN DEFENDERS). WE WILL SUE. ROBIN is a pansy. WE do not, I repeat do not, in any support the actions, or retarded words of Robin the boy blunder. Have a nice day, and I hope you die in your sleep, either by choking on your own drool, or by the wrath of the gohst of Batman.:)

Friday 11/10/2000 0:21:07am
Name:	nyteryder
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Maryland
Comments:	I'm a batman fan, but batman and robin was a terrible movie. The Parody though was so damn funny it had me crying. It was great

Monday 11/06/2000 4:45:47pm
Name:	Dhruv Majumdar
E-Mail:	wacky_dm@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Fortnightly Funstuff!
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/wacky_dm/index.html
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	India
Comments:	Great work! This is a really funny script of the Batman Franchise which could easily be made into a play! Actually, I never saw B&R at theatre, and since 97 I really wanted to see that movie. Of course, I had no idea how bad it was until I actually saw it on cable this year! A better name for this movie could be Neon Lights & Stupidity. Anyway, after reading your funny bat script, I decided to write a mini play on my website too! If you would like to check it out, you can find it at : http://www.geocities.com/wacky_dm/ff1.html It also stars James Bond, as a sidekick, or vice versa.

Wednesday 11/01/2000 12:54:25am
Name:	Ronica
E-Mail:	zorroplusbatman@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Thge High Desert in CAlifornia
Comments:	Simpliy lovely. Funny ass script and I have to agree. I was also one of the hundred that went to see batman and robin ther very first day. I arrived at 3 pm and waitted for the sold out show at 9 pm. I sttod in line for hours and nearly got cut by a lame guy, I cussed him out back to the end of the line. I watch with high hopes but came crashing down. Joel sucks!!! Thanks to him, my bat days are over. Aint expecting Batman5. Rather read your scrip. Hey, ever though of an independent movie? This can work! well, got to go. Keep the peace and Choa. -Ronica (sorry for the spelling, I suck at it!)

Thursday 10/26/2000 4:48:23pm
Name:	julio almanza
E-Mail:	roach8482@netscape.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	this is the funniest pice of work i've ever read! I was laughing while i was reading it and the people sitting around me thought i was weird. great job!

Thursday 10/26/2000 1:39:15pm
Name:	Patricia
E-Mail:	Niagara00@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	California
Comments:	Just wanted to say, you guys have major talent!!! I know you are avid Bat-fans, your witing tells all. The plot was great. Your character development was amazing you made good use of Batman and the villans' quirks. Imaginative puns, and corny jokes kept me laughing so hard I fell down. Keep up the writing and you'll get somewhere someday. Who knows, maybe you'll write the screenplay that will save the franchise!

Wednesday 10/25/2000 3:21:33pm
Name:	IO
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Jamaica
Comments:	This was the funniest thing I read since i learned how to read! They should make this into a movie cuz it would be wicked!

Friday 10/20/2000 1:46:19am
Name:	Ummm, yaaahhhhhh....
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	you guys are dumb
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	your script was about as funny as Batman and Robin was intellectually stimulating. I FOR ONE LOVE BATMAN, but can admit that batman & robin was the most pathetic piece of crap i've seen in my life. but BATMAN FOREVER is an EXTREMELY COOL MOVIE!!! so i don't think you guys should crap on the whole idea of batman just because of one bad movie and a bad series that aired more than 20 years ago.

Thursday 10/19/2000 5:03:55pm
Name:	aman nanda
E-Mail:	modsqoad@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	boston, massachusetts
Comments:	this is cool, wicked i like it

Thursday 10/19/2000 11:49:35am
Name:	Kit aka THE DARK KNIGHT
E-Mail:	kitdawg12@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Massachusetts
Comments:	FUNNY SCRIPT GUYS! I ENJOYED IT. SO DID THE REST OF MY COMPUTER CLASS! haha!

Monday 10/16/2000 3:32:59pm
Name:	Rob
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	UK
Comments:	HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ..... (Deep Breath) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... Robin: Why can't I have a parody movie....

Thursday 10/12/2000 9:20:24am
Name:	Hgnoled Wayrou
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Planet earth
Comments:	Create something of your own, instead of fooling with a classic, original, worldwide masterpiece. Your homepage logo sucks! and that was enough to know what is the rest all about! " HOW ABOUT SOME BLACK PAINT ON YOUR RED BANNER? "

Monday 10/09/2000 10:15:23am
Name:	bruce wayne
E-Mail:	RDW1992@msn.com
Homepage Title:	BATMAN
Homepage URL:	http://www.batman.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gothom City
Comments:	I am Batman! You are a piece of monkey crap on the bottom of my Heroific shoe! People like you are people that make me have to fight crime! There should be NO crime i the streets of Gothom... And people Like you encourage it. You Stupid AS.

Monday 10/09/2000 0:24:38am
Name:	Sarah Gossett
E-Mail:	gossett@grinnell.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	St. Louis
Comments:	I loved your script! I, like many other Batman fans I know, were totally freaked out when B&R came out and was a load of poo. I wrote my own batman story, but yours takes the cake.

Sunday 10/08/2000 5:26:10pm
Name:	BATMAN RULES AND YOU SUCK
E-Mail:	batmanrules@fuckyou.com
Homepage Title:	BATMAN RULES
Homepage URL:	http://BATMANRULES.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	BAtman town
Comments:	BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!!

Saturday 10/07/2000 8:32:05pm
Name:	Chuck Morgue
E-Mail:	Cmorgue@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Chuck Morgue Land
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/indie/chuckmorgueland
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	HELLouisiana
Comments:	dudes this is like the funniest shit i've ever read in my whole life. have you attempted to actually sell this to DC?! Or maybe MAD magazine?! I'm sure they'd love it! Well, keep up the good work. I've read this 3 times, and i'll probably read it again sometime. later. ~~Chuck Morgue

Wednesday 10/04/2000 12:25:49am
Name:	D N J
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	INDIA
Comments:	hey man this aint none of my business and i dont even know ya, but i think Batman SUCKS! so sorry 4 disturbing ya, but batman sure does suck..........

Monday 10/02/2000 9:47:06pm
Name:	Ben H. Thompson
E-Mail:	totalyben@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Talmage Utah
Comments:	"Holy farce Batman! they went and made us a Mel Brooks like comedy." I am a BatFan from way back, and I love your site.

Sunday 10/01/2000 11:57:40pm
Name:	pete bloome
E-Mail:	deaconfrost@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	elburn, Illinois
Comments:	I really laughed at the bits and pieces that I read so far of batman sucks forever. I can't wait to read the rest it should be da bomb.

Wednesday 09/27/2000 5:22:22am
Name:	David Bowie
E-Mail:	Madmick_2001@yahoo.co.uk
Homepage Title:	erm?
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	You know as much as I do!
Comments:	Erm right. What ever happened to the POW and POFF? The real Batman walks round in a gray lycra suit holding hands with boy puffy wonder! Oh he also owned a bad ass car that only did 5mph but the camera made it look like 5.5mph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 09/26/2000 7:29:56pm
Name:	grilly
E-Mail:	grillbo@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	the grandad F. music homepage <official>
Homepage URL:	http://www.grandadf.homepage.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	manchester, england
Comments:	well done, you folk are really pretty funny. thank you very much, you've cheered me right up, would it be a crime to ask for more? sorry for being bent, grilly.

Wednesday 09/20/2000 1:00:02pm
Name:	Tom "The Bull" Roberts
E-Mail:	n/a
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Eatpointe, Mi
Comments:	This is one funny scrpit the you have put together

Thursday 09/07/2000 5:29:34pm
Name:	Nat
E-Mail:	anonymous_33015@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Miami
Comments:	This site was funny as hell!Now i'm actually looking FOWARD to another batman movie to which hopefully you'll make a parody of!!

Thursday 09/07/2000 1:38:42am
Name:	The Batman
E-Mail:	batmanlives@email.com
Homepage Title:	working on it
Homepage URL:	http:// ?
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Good old texas
Comments:	Batman is a American legend of cartoon and what we all would like to be. YOU AT SUCKS!, must be a communist. The Bat takes care of its criminals..............

Wednesday 09/06/2000 1:26:34pm
Name:	Steve
E-Mail:	Imtodamnsexy@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	AOL
Location:	brooklyn
Comments:	I thought the parody of the batman franchise was absolutley hilarious. Seriously, if I knew somebody in the movie business, I would tell them about you, cause I think it would make a terific movie. I urge you guys, if you know anyone, or know someone who knows someone in the movie business to see what you can do, I think everyone would love to see it as a movie. I am a huge Batman fan, so at first I didn't think I'd like it, but I like parady movies "Naked Gun" "Spaceballs", and "Top Secret", so I loved every second of it. Anyhoo, try to get in touch with someone in the movie business and see what can be done. (But make sure not to get the asme actors, it would cost a fortune to make) The only actors who would have to be in it would Chris Odonnell as Robin, Arnold as Mr. Freeze, and Jim Carrey as The riddler. I think any other actor would be ok for the other parts. Oh except Alfred and Comm. Gordon. But who would be Batman? It wouldn't have to be any of the previous actors who played him aleady, but someone new and fresh. Especially and actor who wouldn't ask for an 8 digit paycheck. Once again, great story.

Friday 09/01/2000 2:53:27am
Name:	Two-Faced Goblin
E-Mail:	kreon@matrix.aphid.net
Homepage Title:	Amalgam OverPower Emporium
Homepage URL:	http://zap.to/amalgamop
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Comments:	I'd like to ask you guys if its possible to use your parody as a template for one I'm doing. Please email me to discuss this further.

Thursday 08/31/2000 11:44:19pm
Name:	BJ
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Australia
Comments:	I have been a Batman fan for quite a few years now, and I have to tell you that was the funniest bloody thing I have read in ages, at one stage, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I am by no means defending a "sacred cow", but a lot of other Batman snd-ups just aren't funny. Congratulations to everyone involved with this project.

Wednesday 08/30/2000 5:30:40pm
Name:	Pam Loyola
E-Mail:	drunken_princess00@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Iowa
Comments:	Hey that story is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :)

Sunday 08/27/2000 9:27:53pm
Name:	Siobhan
E-Mail:	cheesecake_goddess@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	I can't remember
Homepage URL:	http://dreamwater.net/cheesecake
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Australia
Comments:	I LOVE this site..G your "Screenplay" is excellent!

Saturday 08/26/2000 11:20:02pm
Name:	Jenni
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	As a huge fan of the original batman, this was very entertaining. The sequels will never, ever come close to the first. I have to say Tim Burton is a master mind.

Saturday 08/26/2000 5:59:02pm
Name:	Jared Heller
E-Mail:	ruredi2roc@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Nebraska
Comments:	All I can say is DAMN!!! I've been laughing my ass off for the past half hour!! Your parody was too sweet! If you EVER make it an actual short film or such, e-mail me puleeeeeez, and let me know how I can get a copy!! Suggestion: You have the greatest opportunity to come up with new (and moronic) bat-gadgets. You should incorporate some in your parody.

Friday 08/25/2000 1:26:57pm
Name:	Becky C.
E-Mail:	kaboomcju@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Tucson, AZ
Comments:	Your parody is great! I am a huge Batman fan and think that your parody had everything! I love the way you made fun of the Batman movies, the TV show, and movie plots in general. I hope that you continue to write these parodies! You guys rock!

Monday 08/21/2000 7:53:42pm
Name:	Derek
E-Mail:	ddrichmond@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Minnesota
Comments:	My friend and I are writing a superhero spoof script too, only ours is totaly original, we made up all of the characters. We spoof over 10 films in our script though. We spoof alot of superhero flicks, and we already have ideas for two sequals. We are still working on it though. I have a question. How many pages is your script? Just E-mail me.

Monday 08/21/2000 7:51:53pm
Name:	Derek
E-Mail:	ddrichmond@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Minnesota
Comments:	My friend and I are writing a superhero spoof script too, only ours is totaly original, we made up all of the characters, and villains. We spoof over 10 films in our script though. We spoof alot of superhero flicks, and we already have ideas for two sequals. We are still working on it though. I have a question. How many pages is your script? Just E-mail me.

Saturday 08/19/2000 9:36:59am
Name:	wesley
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	hongkong
Comments:	This is so stupied!

Tuesday 08/15/2000 0:25:02am
Name:	Johnny
E-Mail:	JohnnyL99@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Kansas
Comments:	Hey I loved your script. You gys should try to get into a short movie thing or sumpin. Anyway I have also been rather disappointed over the batman movies lately and this just helped me out. You guys are pure geniuses when it comes to making a parady.

Monday 08/14/2000 8:47:38pm
Name:	Pamella Loyola
E-Mail:	drunken_princess00@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Des Moins Iowa
Comments:	Batman does suck! E-mail me man! peace out. rock on.

Friday 08/11/2000 7:07:34pm
Name:	Dana
E-Mail:	uarazy@netvision.net.il
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Israel
Comments:	Amazing! It had everything a parody should have! I was also disappointed by the fourth movie, the others were much better. Your script was too funny... toasters. Loved it! Great jobs, all of you! Any hope for more?

Friday 08/11/2000 7:51:44am
Name:	smelly poo
E-Mail:	www.toiletbowl.diahrea.com
Homepage Title:	have a shower or at least wipe your ass
Homepage URL:	http://i can smell u from here
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	surage town U.S.A
Comments:	u smell like shit that has been rotting in the toilet for years, and your web site is the same

Monday 08/07/2000 2:40:32pm
Name:	batman sucks
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	the batman movies suck. forever and robin. they are so chessy and gay. and most of the actors cant act worth shit.

Wednesday 08/02/2000 0:47:20am
Name:	Christopher Folan
E-Mail:	chris4000@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Christopher-Folan.com
Homepage URL:	http://christopher-folan.tripod.com/cfolan/
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Louisville, Kentucky
Comments:	A suggestion for your first scene. Deep within the Batcave... Robin: Why can't I have a car, guys dig the car. Batman gives him a puzzled look, then looks at the Batmobile. Looks back at Robin. Batman: This is why Superman works alone. (Smiles and winks)

Monday 07/31/2000 5:26:54pm
Name:	Robert
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	As much as i like Batman, I thougth that was the most hilarious story ever!

Sunday 07/30/2000 8:22:25pm
Name:	Wah
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Wah Central
Homepage URL:	http://wahcentral.net/xmen.htm
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	umm, texas
Comments:	just did a quick search on Batman sucks, and I found this. Nice. I used it as a reference in my X-Men review on how sequel suck.

Saturday 07/29/2000 10:59:11am
Name:	JJ
E-Mail:	sstrunks649@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	earth
Comments:	batman don't suck and never will! don't dare email me

Wednesday 07/26/2000 6:31:08pm
Name:	Me
E-Mail:	none@nothanks.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.pop-tarts.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	US of A
Comments:	excellent site... definitely in need of a sequal. i love batman, but a good parody is a good parody. thanks for the smiles.

Wednesday 07/26/2000 6:54:01am
Name:	Hittokiri Battousai
E-Mail:	assanuraga@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Indonesia
Comments:	Hahahahahahaheheheheheehhihiihohohohohoho....... I can't stop laughing... Try to make the sequel!

Tuesday 07/25/2000 4:49:57am
Name:	Bach Le
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	California
Comments:	That was so so damn funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Great parody man! I can't wait for the sequel.. :)

Sunday 07/23/2000 9:53:47pm
Name:	tom macdonald
E-Mail:	porn@horney.com.au
Homepage Title:	batshit
Homepage URL:	http://batshit.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Australia
Comments:	whers the porn

Friday 07/21/2000 12:24:51am
Name:	Caitlin
E-Mail:	caitlin_lynch13@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	USA
Comments:	I would like to marry Batman if he existed. Thank you for your page!

Wednesday 07/19/2000 1:14:05am
Name:	mike
E-Mail:	zombie_soldier@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://n/a
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	arizona
Comments:	yes! i agree that movie sucked,it suck so hard i look at batman in a diffrent was. But then again it not his folt it the people that made it. The first thing that really destoryed this movies was robin,mr freeze and batgirl.i was really upset at the jokes they had in this movie and the costumes man! did they suck! i really hope they can do alot better next time.... mike

Tuesday 07/11/2000 4:00:07pm
Name:	Rod Hilton
E-Mail:	spam@air0day.com
Homepage Title:	The Editing Room
Homepage URL:	http://ter.air0day.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Earth
Comments:	Love the site, great stuff. Found it while looking for sites similar to my own. I have a link to yours from my page. That's about all. Just wanted to let you know how much I love the parody and that I want to have sexual intercourse with it.

Monday 07/10/2000 3:03:03pm
Name:	Matt Hall
E-Mail:	matt@stsomewhere.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://matthall.pitas.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	USA
Comments:	I'm sooooo tempted to make a bat pun, but I won't. Very very very funny. Thanks very much for the hilarity. Now I must get naked.

Monday 07/10/2000 2:40:18pm
Name:	Kira, Martha, and Leslie
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Kira's Korner
Homepage URL:	http://www.kira.lovesmusic.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	pa
Comments:	Your Skit was soooo funny my friends and I enjoyed reading and acting it out. you should definantly continue to write parodies.

Tuesday 07/04/2000 10:48:08pm
Name:	Edward Michael McKenna III
E-Mail:	FastEatUF@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gainesville, Florida
Comments:	My girlfriend calls me BATMAN because whenever I get really excited I strap on my utility belt and cape and go prancing around the room screaming, "Have no fear Batman is here!" She just loves it and then she dresses up like Robin. Our sex life is 20 times better now thanks to Batman and Robin... not to forget "the batmobile" .

Sunday 07/02/2000 7:51:03pm
Name:	AllParody.com
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	AllParody, the best spoofs on the web
Homepage URL:	http://www.allparody.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This great site is featured at AllPARODY.com, the showcase site for quality humor on the web.

Wednesday 06/21/2000 11:28:41am
Name:	MD
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Batman Rules
Homepage URL:	http://www.Batmanisthecooliest.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Who Ever has enough time to make a page about something they hate is a loser. Batman is the cooliest and you are loser and have too much time on your hands. I mean what kind of loser has so much time to make a page with this much efort for something they hate. And Why do you hate Batman that much? How could you hate him so much. You just don't know what your missing hateing him. He so much cooler than you will ever be. Why please gived me a reason Why. Y ou are just a loser and youeat poop!

Monday 06/19/2000 8:42:31am
Name:	Jaimie Saxton
E-Mail:	shack_4@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Nova Scotia
Comments:	This was a awesome site.

Sunday 06/18/2000 5:53:43pm
Name:	KELPY
E-Mail:	julieta_marque@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Julieta's Kik Ass Shit Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities/julieta_marque.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NY
Comments:	Nice page..a little overboard, but still, nice. The parody is great!

Saturday 06/17/2000 2:11:02pm
Name:	Andres
E-Mail:	Andre385@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Ecuador
Comments:	LEt me tell you somenthing Batman is a serious thing, The best thing ever, so don't make fun of it.

Tuesday 06/13/2000 11:21:33am
Name:	John Salka
E-Mail:	NYvan7@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New York
Comments:	Batman is cool, but everyone has a right to trash the 4th movie.

Saturday 06/10/2000 2:43:16pm
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	batman_joker01@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	This parody of my movies is really funny. I'm glad someone finally said something about those disgraces.

Sunday 06/04/2000 0:51:46am
Name:	Claire
E-Mail:	???
Homepage Title:	Entertainment Weekly Measage Board
Homepage URL:	http://boards.pathfinder.com/cgi-bin/webx?13@157.Ti2uappyQLG^0@.ee7a797
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	UsA
Comments:	I like Batman but your site is cool.

Friday 06/02/2000 10:17:38am
Name:	Brian
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	ILLINOIS
Comments:	THIS SITE SUCKS I HAVE LIKED BATMAN ALL 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE

Thursday 06/01/2000 0:28:30am
Name:	david
E-Mail:	davidyeoman@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Davids Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/tx/dyeoman
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Texas
Comments:	Cool site... Way to long though, you should put each scence on another link... the way you have it now it is to hard to read

Monday 05/29/2000 12:55:17am
Name:	jacob smith
E-Mail:	j_is_awesome@juno.com
Homepage Title:	stickdeath
Homepage URL:	http://stickdeath.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	ky
Comments:	very cool man this is preety funny!! J.S. ps best anti--batman site

Wednesday 05/24/2000 10:32:54am
Name:	matt
E-Mail:	lanksta4@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	maine
Comments:	i thought it was great.whens the sequel comeing out?

Saturday 05/20/2000 8:01:12pm
Name:	johnny g
E-Mail:	ragnobat@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	as much as i love Batman... i agree the movies were pathetic (well the 1st one was great). i really enjoyed the parody. i can't wait to see what you do for X-MEN. j.g.

Saturday 05/20/2000 3:45:02pm
Name:	Zach P.
E-Mail:	blnkyblnk@canoemail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Toronto, ON, Canada
Comments:	This is likely the funniest thing I've ever seen on the net. Do you have any more parodies?

Tuesday 05/16/2000 8:16:40pm
Name:	Charlie
E-Mail:	not telling
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://dont have one
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	The movie Batman and Robin really did suck, and I am glad that someone finally did something about it. You guys who did the parody did a really great job

Tuesday 05/16/2000 2:12:10pm
Name:	Nathan Coutu
E-Mail:	mr_bigglesworth39@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Fresno CA
Comments:	bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Monday 05/15/2000 1:31:28am
Name:	ANEURYSM
E-Mail:	ANEURYSM@writeme.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	old gotham
Comments:	in act 4 or 5 you mentioned two-face is in the NAACP. when robin said "but he's white" you should of had batman mention he was black when Billy Dee Willams played him in the first movi

Sunday 05/14/2000 2:57:11pm
Name:	Lee
E-Mail:	leemon_d@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Great! I love the batman movies but I also know that Batman&Robin sucks!

Thursday 05/11/2000 5:29:02pm
Name:	SquamianQ3H8
E-Mail:	MooCow98264@cowsarecool.net
Homepage Title:	Home of The Famous Martian Humor!
Homepage URL:	http://www.martianhumor.net
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New Yorky, Porky!
Comments:	This site was prety funny. Nice job, dudes!

Tuesday 05/09/2000 8:15:20pm
Name:	Mara Jade
E-Mail:	marajade100@bolt.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Coruscant
Comments:	Great story! I loved Darth Vader's cameo!

Tuesday 05/09/2000 12:59:58am
Name:	HarDawn
E-Mail:	iamdawn@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	i love llamas
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	the armpit of pennsylvania
Comments:	Awesome page. I'm writing a paper about the satire involving Batman and this page is a gold mine. Thanks so much. You guys should write a book if u haven't already...

Sunday 05/07/2000 5:44:52pm
Name:	me to you
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This web sucked All I have to say is hhps

Friday 05/05/2000 4:21:42am
Name:	Corix
E-Mail:	bobot_t@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Phil
Comments:	It's very funny guys. I like it very much...then suddenly, the script fell into a vat of cameras and films...somehow it survived but was changed to a maniacal movie of all time! How's that?

Friday 05/05/2000 4:22:54am
Name:	Corix
E-Mail:	bobot_t@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Phil
Comments:	It's very funny guys. I like it very much...then suddenly, the script fell into a vat of cameras and films...somehow it survived but was changed to a maniacal movie of all time! How's that?

Thursday 04/27/2000 3:12:01pm
Name:	Pat
E-Mail:	Patonly@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ewing, New Jersey
Comments:	That story was great. Very comical and entertaining.

Wednesday 04/26/2000 11:43:27am
Name:	johan
E-Mail:	j.pavie@caramail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	France
Comments:	Brillantisssime!!! I'd like the sript so much that I can not wait to watch the moovie. Come on let's make it guys.

Monday 04/24/2000 9:37:21pm
Name:	Kaylee
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	KS
Comments:	I read your script and let me just say hehehehe!!haha! snort HAAAHAAA!! woah ahem it was funny.

Monday 04/24/2000 9:31:42pm
Name:	Cris (I am a girl)
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	I loved it, it was cool. I wanted the villains to work together to "try" to kill Batman too. You should write more. Roben, who needs Roben. I wrote a story about Batman too. It is about his life and it funny. If you want to see it just say yes. Tell me by saing Cris I want to see you story or No Cris I don't want to see you story on the front of your website. By the way I am a girl Cris is my nick name See you, Cris PS Pleas write back soon I'll look at your web every day and write back in big letters so I can see Cris

Wednesday 04/19/2000 4:16:35pm
Name:	Freedom
E-Mail:	libit_one@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Mexico City
Comments:	Your page is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 04/18/2000 9:27:58pm
Name:	Eric Li Williams
E-Mail:	armageddonmusic@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	California
Comments:	You guys are awesome!!! I am a Bat-fan and thusly I assumed I would come away from this site pissed off, but, man, you guys totally scored with this one!!! I mean, I laughed out loud thru the whole thing! I especially luvd what you did with Alfred's part!!! I hated the Batman and Robin movie, too. I'll definately tell all of my friends about your site... -Eric Li-

Monday 04/17/2000 1:37:18am
Name:	Nicholas Sherwood
E-Mail:	dragon7997@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	AOL
Location:	Connecticut, Northford
Comments:	Your script for Batman Sucks Forever is the best... You know if they get rid of the neon, the bad guy team ups, the fact that all the bad guys and girlfriends find out who batman is and get someone that can play Batman like Keaton but looks more like him in size and build then we would have a Batman movie...

Monday 04/17/2000 0:42:45am
Name:	Corrie
E-Mail:	VintageGirl93078@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	WA
Comments:	This is absolutely got to be the most twisted and demented thing I've ever seen. It's hilarious and corny, but I love it! Keep it up!

Sunday 04/16/2000 12:05:24am
Name:	k p
E-Mail:	kpeakin@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	scotland
Comments:	i love this site!!!!!! i'm even going to make it into a movie(i'll contact you)

Saturday 04/15/2000 10:33:34pm
Name:	doug
E-Mail:	weaponx22@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	iowa
Comments:	i agree that the batman movies suck, they need to stop castin big names and find people suitable(physicaly and facialy)for the part of batman. im glad someone else feels the same way towards these stupid movies as i do.

Friday 04/14/2000 0:08:03am
Name:	Andrea Hofer
E-Mail:	sugarnspice20@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Tallahassee, Fl.
Comments:	Hilarious parody! I also likedthe cutting room floor thing! Holy hole in my head, batman!

Tuesday 04/11/2000 8:45:03pm
Name:	Justin Brooks
E-Mail:	azbat_99@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	dallas
Comments:	This is absolutely great. Wonderful, I loved it. Make it man, seriously make this movie.

Tuesday 04/11/2000 7:29:03pm
Name:	cinemafreak
E-Mail:	cienmafreak@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NC
Comments:	Groovy.

Saturday 04/08/2000 4:41:43pm
Name:	Austin
E-Mail:	cyberasl1@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Austin's Tactical Analysis on Warhammer
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Meteor/2599/Austin.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	USA
Comments:	Personally, I wish Batman and Robin had won. Your script was funny, and that's a good thing. reminds me of Monty Python though. Either way, great thing, and if I was going to improve on anything, I'd have Batman win. You can kill Robin if you want. We know he's died like, what, twice already? Other than that, have fun. Austin

Saturday 04/08/2000 3:12:32am
Name:	Batman, Robin and Batgirl
E-Mail:	batman.robin.batgirl@batcave.com
Homepage Title:	Batman, Robin and Batgirl
Homepage URL:	http://www.batman.com.
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	You suck stop saying bad things about us �__________________________________________________________�

Thursday 04/06/2000 11:45:17am
Name:	Alex Camargo
E-Mail:	camargo@vetorzero.com.br
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Brazil
Comments:	Hi there Very funny! I didn't read it completely yet , because I'm on my job, but so far it's the best movie on the bat-franchise... Congratulations, and keep fighting the Good Fight. PS: But the mystery continues: how can Warner Bros. keep doing those awfull things to Batman?

Sunday 04/02/2000 0:32:27am
Name:	oneself
E-Mail:	oneself@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Israel
Comments:	hear to me you small ass eating gay homosextials, I am loving Batman, and that Robin guy too. anyways, enough with that you mother bitches, I blow you then I blow you. If you told one more unnice thing about the batfellow I will get you were you live and then I will find out about you!!! So, be careful be very very careful. and when you go to lie down tonight drink about me and or ELSE!!!!

Saturday 04/01/2000 5:52:18pm
Name:	Joel
E-Mail:	dragonclaw@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Hey, I am a Batman fan and you guys couldn't be more right than you are. That Joel Shoefucker guy knows absolutely nothing about Batman. I too was extrememly upset with his movies. They should seriously make a good Batman movie for a change.

Thursday 03/30/2000 11:14:48am
Name:	Rico Suavea
E-Mail:	teenpaul@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Carl Junction Mo
Comments:	You are a stupid ass hole. Batman is the most awesome man in the world even though he is fake. He is still really cool so shut your fuckin mouth.

Tuesday 03/28/2000 0:13:42am
Name:	dana tan
E-Mail:	www. danatan@?/whatever.com
Homepage Title:	Dana's Domain
Homepage URL:	http://danasdomain.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	a planet called earth
Comments:	don't listen to those shity crapola people. They're just jealous that they can't think of a funny parody just like you guys. By the way, great site!

Sunday 03/26/2000 1:52:32pm
Name:	AJ Morbid
E-Mail:	aj@degrassi.org
Homepage Title:	AJ Morbid
Homepage URL:	http://www.ajmorbid.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Stop saying that Batman suck and you should stop putting webpages about Batman your a motherfucker and you stop right now or else you could fuck yourself?

Sunday 03/26/2000 1:46:32pm
Name:	Pat Mastroianni
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Pat Mastroianni's Degrassi Jr High or Degrassi High
Homepage URL:	http://www.patmeup.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Your website sucks and your fuck up in head about Batman and leave the fuck alone about Batman or else I will keep saying that your website suck like a mother fucker?

Sunday 03/26/2000 3:20:20am
Name:	andera and kym
E-Mail:	xpandorax@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	GOTHAM~TOOOWN-home of caped crusader cows
Comments:	ahahaha its like 1 in the morning and me and my friend are sitting here reading that damn batman script acting out the part. heh heh that was hella funny. im making myself a BATMAN SHIRT tomorrow! its gonna be the shit! ahhahaha holy salty testicles batman!

Saturday 03/25/2000 0:15:20am
Name:	Jonathan D. H. Parshall
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	WAY3K
Homepage URL:	http://parshall.homestead.com/way3k.html
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	Brevard, North Carolina
Comments:	Great! The best online script I've ever read! I'd pay eight bucks to see this allright!

Friday 03/24/2000 11:40:43am
Name:	Keith Richardson
E-Mail:	kpg2001@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ossian, IN
Comments:	This parody kicked ass!! I thought that it was great. Although, you should of had Superman and Aluminum Boy show up and help out Batman and Robin. Besides that the story was awesome! Keep up the good work.

Saturday 03/18/2000 2:53:45pm
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Batman website
Homepage URL:	http://www.batman.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	Stop saying thing abouts me because I am a superhero like Spiderman because I save people and the city and stop saying things about me.

Saturday 03/18/2000 2:50:04pm
Name:	Pat Mastroianni
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Degrassi Jr High or Degrassi High
Homepage URL:	http://www.patmeup.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Stop saying that Batman sucks because I like watching the movie and the cartoons of Batman and Batman Beyond and your website suck like craps on a poo and stop saying Batman is not good or suck?

Saturday 03/18/2000 11:48:27am
Name:	Tiamot L�shanna
E-Mail:	redDragon@tendodojo.com
Homepage Title:	redDragon's Realm
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/nt/redDragon
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Trust me, you don't want to know
Comments:	Intresting, very intresting ::starts cracking up in laughter for no reason::

Saturday 03/18/2000 8:30:12am
Name:	Mr.Morris Mayhem
E-Mail:	mayhem53@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	YOU BITCHES MAKE ME SICK!!!!!! FOR THREE YEARS I HAVE PASSED THIS SITE ON YAHOO, I USUALLY SPIT AT THE SCREEN. BATMAN RULES AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!!! IF YOU DON'T AGREE GO FUCK YOURSELFS YOU SLIMY BASTARDS!!!!!!!! Heya Heya Heya!!!!!! pieces of shit.

Friday 03/17/2000 11:39:03pm
Name:	NightShade
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Daytona Bch, Fla
Comments:	As a die-hard Batfan, I MUST say that I absolutely LOVED this script!!!! Please, do us all a favor and do another one!!! To all of those who are too uptight to laugh, remember: a sign of true greatness is the ability to laugh at oneself.

Friday 03/17/2000 7:51:30pm
Name:	Oracle
E-Mail:	oracleforbats@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Grayson's Garage
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/mb/gygrmain
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:
Comments:	Truly a work of (a) great mastermind(s) with an incredible sense of humour! That more than kicked ass. As a Bat-Freak I couldn't think of anything more entertaining. Can't wait to show my friends. This so ruled!

Friday 03/17/2000 3:53:58pm
Name:	Fish
E-Mail:	mr_cod@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Fell down a vat of Fishies
Comments:	Aw c'mon all. This was sooo funny I laughed my eyes out! I loved it, simply loved it! How could anybody NOT see that this is funny! though I'm a BIG bat-fan I can take that some people are making fun of it. Dang! More...we want more!!!! LOL!

Thursday 03/16/2000 5:01:48pm
Name:	ShOCk WavE
E-Mail:	shcok_wave10@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Counter-Strike CLAN HYDRA
Homepage URL:	http://clanhyd.homestead.com/hydra.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	POOPVILL IL
Comments:	That was funney man

Thursday 03/16/2000 2:48:43pm
Name:	Megatron
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I love your parody! Good job! I was literally ROTFLMAO! :D Don't mind the losers dissing your page.

Wednesday 03/15/2000 10:49:54pm
Name:	Razzek Mecotl
E-Mail:	fuzzyvision19@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	The Isle of Nowhere
Homepage URL:	http://mypage.goplay.com/Razzek
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Colorado, USA
Comments:	Since everyone is putting your page down, I'm going to say something nice about it. I LOVED that script! I was also trying to read it to a friend, we haven't finished it yet. I like Batman, (and I love Robin!). I thought it was hillarious! Good work, send it to Warner Bros. and see if they'll make it into a movie! :)

Tuesday 03/14/2000 9:49:28pm
Name:	Nightwing
E-Mail:	PmpNplyrJ
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Oakland, Cali.
Comments:	I don't like this web-page. I think Batman is the tightest character ever thought-up. I know the last two movies sucked but your just putting the character down. I wish Batman were real so he could kick your ass.

Tuesday 03/14/2000 12:41:32am
Name:	wiggum
E-Mail:	djroth876@pol.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	eastern us
Comments:	You are right on...the only decent Batman movie was the first, more thanks to Tim Burton's Gotham City that more resembled Blade Runner's LA. Plus my brother was in the first Batman movie. He made a good two-day paycheck to portray a mugger and got to talk Pittsburgh Penguins hockey with Michael Keaton. What more do you want?

Sunday 03/12/2000 3:43:53pm
Name:	Jason
E-Mail:	matt1@gis.net
Homepage Title:	still have none
Homepage URL:	http://have none
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	dont be dum of course amrica
Comments:	i llllllllllllllloooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee youre script its soooooooooooo funny! i love it

Saturday 03/11/2000 10:28:47am
Name:	brittni
E-Mail:	spiderman_girl_007@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	indiana
Comments:	i don't like batman so i salute this page. even if you don't have anything "against batboy", it was a job well done. i liked it a lot. cause the truth is out there.

Wednesday 03/08/2000 4:19:59pm
Name:	Casey
E-Mail:	u can't i have mail block............
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://homestead.com/starlite133.html
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	a galaxy far far away
Comments:	hey whats up? i liked this page...very funny. i love the script. it should be made into a real movie.

Thursday 03/02/2000 7:51:47am
Name:	Pedro Garcia
E-Mail:	al_gambino@marijuana.com
Homepage Title:	Marijuana
Homepage URL:	http://Dope Sack
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Hemporium
Comments:	This page sucked, you suck and batman sucks. Your parody wasn't funny. Fuck you.

Tuesday 02/29/2000 8:55:48pm
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.yahoo.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	California
Comments:	This is the worst website I have ever visited,I have been a Batman fan since I was 3 years old YOU GUYS I mean GIRLS SUCK

Monday 02/21/2000 5:57:17am
Name:	Justin
E-Mail:	ZaurielJLA@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ohio
Comments:	Oh man, I laughed so hard, I fell into a vat of funny stuff!

Monday 02/21/2000 2:46:34am
Name:	David Draper
E-Mail:	thebatman@iprimus.com.au
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Australia
Comments:	I have been a Bat fan for over 25 years. I have to congratulate you guys on a piss-funny parody. Maybe you can rework a version where Joel S is in his own club and it gets burnt to the ground after some gang-bangers come in and beat him to a slow painful death with batarangs & grappling hooks.. Thanks for the lighter side of the caped one.

Sunday 02/20/2000 9:56:45pm
Name:	robin
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	batman rules!!!!!

Saturday 02/19/2000 1:02:46am
Name:	steve
E-Mail:	ilive@home.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	Not bad boys and girls, not bad. Unfortunately, not too good either. The grammar needs a little work, for starters, but what disappointed me the most, is your spoof wasn't even really a spoof, you just combined bits of info from all the batman movies and typed it, while relating them to their actors. Where's the wit? The real parodies? Or at least some pop culture references, give us that goddamn it... Frankly, I think it could have been alot better, and would have not even been looked at if not for the publicity of the net. By the way, if you see something mashed on the floor underneath your feet, it's probably your dignity. Right now, I'm dancing on it. But hey, I'm just one person, with the opinion of one person. Keep on truckin.

Friday 02/18/2000 3:22:20pm
Name:	Serena
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	VoyeurDorm....Everyone is watching
Homepage URL:	http://www.voyeurdorm.com
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Tampa, Fl.
Comments:	I checked your site out, now come to mine.

Thursday 02/17/2000 4:00:24pm
Name:	Jim
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Nowhere
Comments:	Thsi site sucks!!!1

Tuesday 02/15/2000 5:18:42am
Name:	matman
E-Mail:	matman68@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	the matcave
Homepage URL:	http://my.cybersoup.com/matman
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	England
Comments:	you know what, YOU SUCK, batman is the coolest coz i said so, O.K. oh and by the by, cool scripts.

Monday 02/14/2000 9:53:04pm
Name:	Naomi
E-Mail:	nami16_99
Homepage Title:	i dunno
Homepage URL:	http://huh?
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	uhh Texas
Comments:	This play was really retarted! But in a good way! It was funny!

Friday 02/11/2000 12:09:58am
Name:	BATMAN'S FATHER (MR. BATMAN)
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	THE BAT CAVE
Comments:	ALL YOU FANS ARE WRONG ABOUT BATMAN I AM THE REAL BATMAN AND YOU ARE WATCHING THE WRONG CARTOON. WATCH "BATMAN THE ULTIMATE HERO OF GOTHAM CITY" YOU WILL MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE

Thursday 02/10/2000 10:32:20pm
Name:	jkhjkjkj
E-Mail:	hjkjhk
Homepage Title:	hjkjk
Homepage URL:	http://hjkjhk
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	hjkjhkjk
Comments:	Share your opinions at www.ew.com {Entertainment Weekly} on the measage board under the section MOVIES

Thursday 02/10/2000 12:50:35am
Name:	MilkmanOfDoom (also Scott)
E-Mail:	joespitt@tsixroads.com
Homepage Title:	Street Fighter - the Dogs of War (not about the video game)
Homepage URL:	http://www.tsixroads.com/~joespitt/StreetFighter.htm
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	A secret hidden base somewhere in the southern part of the United States
Comments:	Batman has always been one of my favorite heroes. Of course, whith diffrent writers and stories you get diffrent levels of quality out of that hero. I think you guys have to be Batman fans, putting the amount of work into the script that is there. I think it is very funny, one of the best I have seen, and I think it is a wonderful tribute to all the people who have worked on batman TV shows and movies in the past, and to The Dark Knight himself.

Wednesday 02/09/2000 1:21:37pm
Name:	melissa
E-Mail:	batgirl1311411
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	kentucky
Comments:	I can't believe anyone could hate Batman. Were you abused as a child or something. On halloween did a big kid dressed as Batman steal your candy? You have serious mental problems because BATMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE BATMAN AND I ALWAYS WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 02/08/2000 4:27:05pm
Name:	Jon Vick
E-Mail:	Xixor2345@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	J's ADND On-Line
Homepage URL:	http://dndonline.web.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	New Jersey
Comments:	Hey, I have been a long time Batman Comic Book reader. Your parody is one of the funniest things i have read. I agree that that movie sucked the big one. -Vick

Tuesday 02/08/2000 6:07:24am
Name:	NICK
E-Mail:	DONT GOT ONE
Homepage Title:	?????????????????????????
Homepage URL:	http://?????????????????
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	URANUS
Comments:	THIS PARODY OF YOURS IS THE DOGS BOLLOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ THERE SHOULD BE A FILM ! WILL THERE BE A SEQUAL?

Sunday 02/06/2000 12:13:05am
Name:	batman
E-Mail:	batman@thebatcave.com
Homepage Title:	batman
Homepage URL:	http://www.batman.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	gothom
Comments:	i am the real batman

Saturday 01/29/2000 11:01:38am
Name:	Brad
E-Mail:	kingmud@zdnetmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Bismarck, ND
Comments:	I am not a Batman fan of any sort. This has got to be the funniest fuckin site I have seen in over a year easy. That should mean something. I sit on the internet for about 10 hours a day. keep up the work.

Friday 01/28/2000 1:02:09am
Name:	ben
E-Mail:	bwaln@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Rayong, Thailand
Comments:	This a really cool site it is nice to have a good laugh, and bat man is will you know. But I give your site a 8+

Thursday 01/27/2000 3:31:19pm
Name:	TRAVIS
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	FLORIDA
Comments:	SEEING HOW A COMIC HERO IS TOTALLY BASED IN FANTASY - AND BATMAN HAS GONE THRU DARK TIMES TO TOTALLY CAMPY YEARS , I AM NOT SURE HOW ANYONE CAN NOT FIND EACH OF THE MOVIES FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. I CAN PULL A COMIC FROM MY COLLECTION THAT WILL MATCH EACH OF THE MOVIES ON SOME LEVEL. LEARN TO LOVE JUST SEEING ANOTHER'S IDEA OF WHAT CHARACTERS MAY BE LIKE ON THE SILVER SCREEN ....KEEP THIS UP AND THE MOVIE VERSIONS MAY JUST END TOTALLY.

Thursday 01/27/2000 12:41:38am
Name:	FuD
E-Mail:	yo whoelse
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New JerZy
Comments:	the bat blows

Thursday 01/27/2000 9:38:44am
Name:	spider man
E-Mail:	whats that then?
Homepage Title:	what?
Homepage URL:	http://???????????????????????????/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	another world
Comments:	Your site is childish and immature.It makes no sense at all I love it!!!!!!! Whats twelve inches long and makes a woman scream all night? COT DEATH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 01/25/2000 1:09:32pm
Name:	J.J.
E-Mail:	ha_ha_m_a_n@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	None
Homepage URL:	http://None
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	None of your business
Comments:	This site sucks!!! Batman is the best superhero there is

Saturday 01/22/2000 8:28:33am
Name:	Kyle
E-Mail:	Gohon1633@Netscape.org
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Jamaica
Comments:	Batman rules!! Spiderman does not deserve to live!

Friday 01/21/2000 0:50:23am
Name:	Minda
E-Mail:	minda11@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	MN
Comments:	I'm still wiping the tears from my eyes. That is undoubtedly the best damn satire I've ever read in my life. Thanks much, and I'll probably be needing a new pair of pants!

Saturday 01/15/2000 7:51:03pm
Name:	Jessi
E-Mail:	JessiCat83@aol.com
Homepage Title:	The Wacky Fun World of Wacky Fun
Homepage URL:	http://www.oe-pages.com/FAMILY/Homepages/jessicat/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	The land of chaos
Comments:	Great sight! I read the script and I had to show it to all my friends. Not all of them thought it was as great as I did, but I think they just didn't get it.

Saturday 01/08/2000 10:01:01pm
Name:	Elmo
E-Mail:	elmo@netexecutive.com
Homepage Title:	Elmo's Entertainment Shack
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/profchester
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	PA
Comments:	Hey, guys, nice work! It was a fun read, a little "puny" at times, but great parody. The Joker had all the best lines. I enjoyed my visit and will recommend it to others.

Saturday 01/08/2000 3:36:40pm
Name:	brit
E-Mail:	funkymonkey_221@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	my mom
Comments:	hmm funny batman story tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!! My cat wants an ani-batman t-shirt she told me so bi for now.........

Friday 01/07/2000 6:52:37pm
Name:	Leto Atreides II
E-Mail:	Leto53@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	dunno
Homepage URL:	http://????????
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	amsterdaManhattan
Comments:	My name is spiderman and me and batman always seem to be engaged in competition concerning the title of prime hero for our fans out there on the streets. Know that when it comes to good guys and bad guys.....I once thrashed the joker and batman kicked the shit out of carnage for me once. so, it's ok to have a friend with ya nowadays....

Friday 01/07/2000 11:02:52am
Name:	kelly mcquain
E-Mail:	kmcquain@ccp.cc.pa.us
Homepage Title:	hh
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	hh
Comments:	PRESS RELEASE > January 6, 2000 > For immediate release > > Philadelphia Writer Kelly McQuain's Story Censored by Batman Owners > > > What's the one thing the superhero Batman won't protect? Free speech. > At least that's how Philadelphia writer Kelly McQuain sees it. His > short story parody of the dynamic duo, "Je T'aime, Batman, Je T'adore," > published in Simon & Schuster's anthology Best American Erotica 1999, > has been excised from a second printing of that volume due to threatened > legal action by the owners of the popular Batman character (DC Comics, > the long-time publisher of Batman, is owned by media conglomerate Time > Warner). > > "Joker, Penguin and Catwoman and now me," laughs McQuain. "I've joined > Batman's rogue's gallery as Bat-enemy Number One." McQuain, who has been > publishing short fiction since 1991, has had stories appear in The James > White Review, The Harrington Gay Men's Fiction Quarterly, The > Philadelphia Inquirer and elsewhere, and is the only writer to twice win > the Philadelphia City Paper's annual Writing Award. The work > responsible for the current controversy was first published in the > anthology Best Gay Erotica 1997. At the time, it received favorable > reviews in Publishers Weekly and the Philadelphia City Paper, which > called the piece "an hilarious short story� in which a hunky young Robin > struggles with the Batlove that dares not speak its name." > > McQuain only recently became aware that his work was now being > censored. "Shortly before New Year's, I was contacted by Susie Bright, > the editor of the Best American Erotica series. The good news? The '99 > edition had sold out and was going into a second printing. The bad > news? My story was pulled. Batman's lawyers had contacted the > publisher of the anthology, Simon & Schuster, and had threatened legal > action. I was told that Simon & Schuster didn't care to fight the > matter, and there was nothing I could do." > > Pulling a story from a strong-selling collection is a rarity in the > publishing world. "On the bright side," notes McQuain, "anybody who has > the first edition of Best American Erotica 1999 now has a collector's > item. But on a more serious note, I believe my reference to the Batman > character falls within the acceptable boundaries of parody usage. > Certainly there are other such stories out there. A. M Homes wrote a > wonderful sexual parody of Barbie in her collection The Safety of > Objects, and back in the '60s the late Donald Barthelme published in his > debut collection Come Back, Dr. Caligari a parody of Batman to which my > own story is greatly indebted. That story never caused any stir as far > as I know." > > McQuain, a native of Elkins, West Virginia, moved to Philadelphia > several years ago to study at Temple University, from which he earned a > Master's degree in Creative Writing. He figures that a July 1999 New > York Times article about his story and the popularity of erotica > anthologies ("Batman's Robin Shaves His Legs? Erotica as a Portrait of > the Age") is what prompted Batman's handlers to cry foul. "The lawyers' > concern is a testament to the story's success," concludes McQuain, who > has read plenty of lesser parodies of trademarked characters published > on the Internet. "The fact that my story has been widely published in > anthologies such as Best Gay Erotica 1997 and Wilma Loves Betty, and has > garnered praise from Publisher's Weekly, Lambda Book Report and > web-zines as far away as Australia, is what makes it dangerous." > > McQuain admits that he hasn't been approached by any lawyers wielding > Batarangs or Bat-cuffs--and he shrugs off any concern about such contact > in the future. "My story is a love story told from Robin's > point-of-view, based on dreams and fantasies from my childhood and > adolescence. The Robin I refer to, Dick Grayson, is not even used by DC > Comics as Robin anymore--they've revamped Batman and his attendant > characters so many times that the current incarnations bear little or no > resemblance to the toys I played with as a child or the characters I > watched on TV. And as for playing around with Batman's sexuality, it > wasn't me who added a codpiece and aroused nipples to his costume in the > recent spate of bat-movies! If Batman's homoeroticism is so worrisome, > the powers that be have themselves to thank." But Robin's bawdy hero > worship of his mentor isn't the heart of the issue, stresses McQuain. > "Trust me, I'm not getting rich off this story, nor was that ever my > plan. But how can somebody tell me I am not allowed to commit a dream > or a fantasy I've had onto paper? I think it's interesting and > appropriate that a vigilante like Batman would serve as the springboard > in a disagreement that blurs the line between hero and villain. But > controversies involving free speech often make champions out of the > unlikeliest of candidates. Take a look at Larry Flynt. Batman should > be fighting the Legion of Doom or the Riddler--not me." > > Still, the imbroglio hasn't dampened McQuain's love of the dark knight > or his sidekick. "The best way DC Comics could get me to shut up would > be to have me write a few issues," he smiles. "That's been a dream of > mine. I wouldn't exactly overhaul the characters, but I think I could > provide Batman with the dose of humor he needs to get his bat-panties > out of the bunch they're in." In the meantime, McQuain will continue > polishing a first collection of short stories, The Truth of Boys, for > which he has just begun to search for a publisher. His latest story, > "Erasing Sonny" appears in the newly released anthology Men on Men 2000 > (Plume). Along with other contributors to that anthology, McQuain will > be reading at Borders Books in Center City Philadelphia, 18th and Market > Streets, on March 2nd at 7:30 p.m. > > > ******* > For Additional Information: > To contact Susie Bright, the editor of Best American Erotica 1999: > SueB@well.com > > To contact Kelly McQuain > kmcquain@ccp.cc.pa.us > 215-545-6003 > >

Thursday 01/06/2000 3:51:23pm
Name:	?
E-Mail:	?
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.kissmyass.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Uranus
Comments:	Im a big Batman fan.You did a good job of puting your site together, though i think you are a jackass!The Batman writers deserve more credit than that.P.S. your screenplay sucked! I didnt even get passed scene 2!

Tuesday 01/04/2000 6:23:54pm
Name:	ita callagy
E-Mail:	callagy@eircom.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Sligo, in Ireland
Comments:	well done on the page-i haven't laughed this much at batman since i watched one of the 1960's episodes of it.keep up the good work

Sunday 01/02/2000 10:00:19pm
Name:	Klaudia Pulido
E-Mail:	star16@ev1.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	TEXAS
Comments:	I THINK BATMAN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPER HEROS OF ALL TIMES. HE SHOULD GET ALOT MORE RECOGNITION FOR BEING A COOL "CRIME FIGHTER" OTHER THAN SOME FREAK SHOW.

Saturday 01/01/2000 0:46:49am
Name:	Asmodeus Mliev
E-Mail:	asmodeus@portalofevil.com
Homepage Title:	The Choice
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/mentaloblivion
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New York
Comments:	A freaking awesome site!! This makes Batman actually look cool!

Wednesday 12/29/1999 10:44:10am
Name:	Curtis Gurul�
E-Mail:	saxman567@cs.com
Homepage Title:	?
Homepage URL:	http://hp.my.yahoo.com/?myHome
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Pueblo, Colorado
Comments:	Hey you guys are hillarious keep 'em coming. Me and a couple of my buddies were wondering if you could possibly make a parody of Titanic, we think that you guys could do an awsome job on that N-E-wayz talk to you soon and hope to see that Titanic parody

Monday 12/20/1999 4:46:17pm
Name:	????
E-Mail:	????
Homepage Title:	????
Homepage URL:	http://????
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	?????
Comments:	you suck horse shit!!!! batman is very cool...i dont know how you think the movies are boring and stupid...i reconmend you delete this site at once...

Monday 12/20/1999 9:55:12am
Name:	de navailles
E-Mail:	victor2N@aol.fr
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	france
Comments:	Very funny!!!

Friday 12/17/1999 8:43:04pm
Name:	Azbat
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	I'm a huge Batman fan and you are absolutely correct that the last two movies sucked big donkey dick. The comics and the cartoon are still very good and finally I would like to say that I loved your webpage and hope you really do make this movie!!!

Friday 12/17/1999 11:51:20am
Name:	Matthew
E-Mail:	Charleypop@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Chestnut Ridge, NY!
Comments:	Batman is the greatest, but I'm not a freaky freak that takes things personally though people think I am. I am just a lovable Batman lover. I think this is an excellently done site, and this is coming from a Batman lover. Great job!

Thursday 12/16/1999 3:16:28pm
Name:	becca
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	canada
Comments:	hi dick! LOL thats some great stuff you've got!

Thursday 12/16/1999 1:45:01pm
Name:	C Kent
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Kentucky
Comments:	I read the parody and it was the funniest thing i have ever read so if a movie called batman sucks forever comes to theatres, don't wonder why.

Thursday 12/16/1999 6:29:09am
Name:	study3600
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	Hillarious!!!!!!!!

Thursday 12/09/1999 6:29:24am
Name:	study3600
E-Mail:	N/A
Homepage Title:	N/A
Homepage URL:	http://N/A
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	USA
Comments:	Am going to look at it. Printing it out. Short on time.

Tuesday 12/07/1999 4:50:31pm
Name:	BATMAN
E-Mail:	batman@wb.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	I'm batman... And i'm coming for you, your rudypoo candy ass! Batman's first 2 movies directed by tim burton were awsume. The rest of them sucked thanks to Jo "Queer" Shomacker.

Tuesday 12/07/1999 1:06:39pm
Name:	sal giannone
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	pa
Comments:	this is was up i hate batman and thanx for the laughs

Sunday 12/05/1999 12:15:35am
Name:	Morning Shroud
E-Mail:	saavik2285@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Georgia. Fun, huh?
Comments:	Pretty good! I think that you people should seriously look into making this at least an indy film. I'd certainly come to see it, and so would some of my friends. Congratulations!

Friday 12/03/1999 7:58:14am
Name:	Jacob
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	It is difficult to describe my revulsion at the last two Batman films, because some things are so far beyond the realm of repugnance that the mind simply cannot acknowledge them as reality. Remember in the original Batman when Bruce Wayne stood wide-eyed in the midst of a hail of bullets, not evening responding as he was grazed? Remember the bizarre and unique Gotham created by Tim Burton? The first two movies portayed interesting characters, a complex batman who spent years learning detective techniques all over the world. This detective Batman is a great character and could inspire great stories, as hinted at by Rashe alGoul episodes of the cartoon. Imagine a creative, sprawling story combined with a complex detective Batman, combined with Tim Burton's visionary imagery. Needless to say I myself could imagine any number of stories that would have made Batman 3 a stunner, a movie that would blow audiences away. Enter Joel Schumacher. A man who had no intention of making a good film. A man who would stab his character in the back, creating a mindless, wise-cracking, sickening action figure. Others have detailed the faults of the last two movies, but really there is no change that could have been made because they were born from an emptiness I cannot fathom, formed from a diseased and putrid heart that almost makes me pity Shumacher. Maybe he just didn't care. On second thought I applaud Shumacher for his despicability. He has created the most nauseating abominations I have ever vomited at, the perfect icons for our age of the posable pestilence.

Tuesday 11/30/1999 10:25:27pm
Name:	jessa
E-Mail:	crompton316@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	new zealand
Comments:	u should actually make this movie for real! i fucking laughed so hard. MAKE THE REAL THING !!!! well done, that is some funny shit!

Tuesday 11/30/1999 11:48:49am
Name:	Leaky C
E-Mail:	Leaky_C_97@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	some stuff
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Hall/5804/Leaky_index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Chicago
Comments:	What can i say???????that was some good stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!the script had me dying laughing,with Alfred being an drunk,Bruce Wayne just walkin around in his Batman mask,everybody knows who Robin is(i thought i was the only one who caught the fact that his mask don't hide much).it was good,it was really good.matter of fact,i think ya'll should try to make a movie out of that,i'm sure it would be ten times better than the Batman movies now(the first Batman was the best one,at least to me it was).good job,good job,i really enjoyed it.

Tuesday 11/30/1999 11:15:28am
Name:	Ray Ku
E-Mail:	yussof99@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	hahahahah....:O)) wat the heck, well done boys!!

Saturday 11/27/1999 9:51:42pm
Name:	lara
E-Mail:	batgirl_96@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	?
Homepage URL:	http://?
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	canada
Comments:	awesome page! i love batman and i believe the movies pay no homage to the real show of 1966 and thier just cheesy and sad! great story, very funny!

Saturday 11/27/1999 6:44:52am
Name:	Jessica Howe
E-Mail:	yanallefish@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Boston MA
Comments:	GREAT PARODY!!!! You guys did the best job on this: my friend and I were howling! Jess

Tuesday 11/23/1999 7:25:12am
Name:	Bane
E-Mail:	enclave@gmx.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Switzerland
Comments:	Jee-Zus, you`re pretty weird... I kinda like that `bout ya! hehe Bane

Friday 11/19/1999 3:25:36pm
Name:	r.
E-Mail:	rockman
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	here
Comments:	I loved your script. It's better than all three of the Hollywood movies. One thing I would add though is lactating nipples on the batsuit as he's boogeyin' down at the J. S. Club. Holy Milk-Dudes....

Friday 11/19/1999 1:09:03pm
Name:	Andy Dumas
E-Mail:	Batman3000_99yhoo.com
Homepage Title:	Batman rules
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	MountVernon
Comments:	I think Batman rules Exspecally how he fights i think that when I grow up im going to be Batman. P.S. Riddle me this riddle me that whois the big black bat.

Thursday 11/18/1999 10:23:39am
Name:	angel of death
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	other side of the universe
Comments:	you damn stupid twat you are the one that sucks.

Friday 11/12/1999 7:48:10pm
Name:	Emmy
E-Mail:	emmy921@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Washington
Comments:	great web-page!! very hilarious!! even though a just ADORE batman (though i think Robin is a disgrace) i thought that this site had a lot of humor and spunk to it! =)

Friday 11/05/1999 0:33:35am
Name:	Michelle & Quinn Smutt
E-Mail:	mxc@telusplanet.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Drayton Valley, AB, Canada
Comments:	Absolutely loved it! Laughed our asses off!

Wednesday 10/27/1999 11:52:34pm
Name:	Ethan Rorak
E-Mail:	ethanrorak@netscape.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Oklahoma
Comments:	No offense, but this site blows big time. I think Batman rules and you shouldn't being doing this to him. Even though Batman and Robin was pretty fucked up, it wasn't Batman's fault.

Sunday 10/24/1999 2:47:33pm
Name:	nelson
E-Mail:	merlinspirit@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New Jersey
Comments:	Holy Macaroni, guys that was a hilarious parody. Ever thought about bringing it into the big screen. It will problably be more successful than "Batman and Robin".

Sunday 10/24/1999 11:07:50am
Name:	Lisa
E-Mail:	chicken_central@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Australia
Comments:	This was so very very funny, good job! Where are the movie producers because this is funnier than anything Lesile Neilson has done lately and isn't he supposed to be the man when it comes to send ups? Well move over! Batman sucks forever rules, this is great, congratulations!

Saturday 10/23/1999 3:00:12pm
Name:	Steven
E-Mail:	MrDude214@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	TX
Comments:	HOW DARE YOU MOCK BATMAN!!!!! sure the movies sucked big crap.... but come on hes batman!! YAY BATMAN!! WOOHOO! BATMAN FOREVER!!!

Saturday 10/23/1999 12:30:35am
Name:	RedClaw
E-Mail:	RedClaw14@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Welcome to the Streets of Gotham
Homepage URL:	http://members.xoom.com/RedClaw14
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Southern California
Comments:	Great page! We laughed till we cried and until no sound came out! Especially the part where Batman and Robin were talking about each villian! I'm still grinning as I'm thinking about it . . . =D Fantastic job guys!

Saturday 10/23/1999 0:21:08am
Name:	J. P.
E-Mail:	josephwantsfun@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Per�
Comments:	FANTASTIC!! ids the word that first pops in my mind as soon as I finished reading the last line...sure I'll tell all my friends about the site and sure they'll love it and enjoy as much as I did, hope the writers come up with something new soon...well, and let's see if one of these days batman comes out and confesses he and Robin are lovers!(hey, that can become a riddle)well...love from Per� and here we all love good old Batman, Bye!!

Tuesday 10/19/1999 10:52:20pm
Name:	stuart
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	nsw australia
Comments:	you are all fags who suck each other off

Tuesday 10/19/1999 6:57:17pm
Name:	stuart
E-Mail:	n/a
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://n/a
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	australia you dick head
Comments:	you are all dickheads and get a life

Sunday 10/17/1999 11:22:27pm
Name:	David Watts
E-Mail:	b711b@unb.ca
Homepage Title:	iamadoofus
Homepage URL:	http://www.streaking.org/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada
Comments:	Hilarious...laughed so hard I cried! And that's important because crying keeps the little invisible people out of your eyes.... Anyways, great work! You should do more parody scripts! Dr. David Whats?

Thursday 10/14/1999 6:03:26pm
Name:	Mandylion
E-Mail:	mandylion@juno.com
Homepage Title:	dont got one
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	PR
Comments:	GODDAMNIT GET YOUR DAMN LINKS CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 10/12/1999 11:34:36pm
Name:	dana
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	clifornia
Comments:	cool page...

Tuesday 10/12/1999 2:21:22am
Name:	Danisha Walker
E-Mail:	Dwalker@creighton.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Omaha, NE
Comments:	This page is hilarious. Very funny! Good job on everything!

Friday 10/08/1999 10:42:23am
Name:	Razzek M
E-Mail:	fuzzyvision19@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	The Isle of Nowhere
Homepage URL:	http://mypage.goplay.com/Razzek
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	USA
Comments:	I have two things to say, maybe three. 1) Batman is not gay! 2) this parody is funny! and 3) this parody needs to be made into a movie! If anyone visits my page, please sign my guestbook!

Wednesday 10/06/1999 6:59:09am
Name:	carl
E-Mail:	carl taylor@currantbun.co.uk
Homepage Title:	god
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	sheppey
Comments:	batman is gay

Friday 10/01/1999 3:10:21pm
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	batman@batman.com
Homepage Title:	Batman
Homepage URL:	http://www.batman.com
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	I feel greatly offended that you would have the audacity to make a page dissing me. Watch y'r back hommie cause the next time y'r in a dark ally someone might just be out of town! So there! na na na na na na na na Batman!

Thursday 09/30/1999 3:18:01pm
Name:	Brady Bizjak
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Arizona
Comments:	I like this show.

Monday 09/27/1999 9:49:33am
Name:	HENGKY WONGSO
E-Mail:	dhanny_11@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	indonesia
Comments:	i want the story of the batman sucks forever and i want it to be send on my e-mail, ok.

Sunday 09/26/1999 5:20:20am
Name:	Ethan Reilly
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Badass

Thursday 09/23/1999 10:24:08am
Name:	willy100
E-Mail:	hell
Homepage Title:	this sucks
Homepage URL:	http://666.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	hell, new york
Comments:	this sucks the first two batmans were the best the third and forth sucked.

Monday 09/20/1999 0:10:58am
Name:	POSION IVY
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	TAWONGA VIC AUSTRALIA
Comments:	WHY DO YOU WAIST YOUR TIME ON MAKING A GARBAGE SITE LIKE THIS. GET A LIFE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 09/19/1999 11:58:00pm
Name:	MELINDA
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	MT BEAUTY VIC AUSTRALIA
Comments:	YOUR SITE SUCKS WORSE THAN A VACUUM CLEANER MAN.

Saturday 09/18/1999 4:57:43pm
Name:	Joker
E-Mail:	Grunewald@RMI
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Jackson Hole Wy
Comments:	If I had the money I would make this into a movie in a second it was just like the 1960's Batman with a modern touch to it. Not a lot of people can add a modern touch to an old idea! 20 thums up!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS. I am 12 years old and love to act! If you need a joker E-mail me!

Friday 09/17/1999 10:15:42pm
Name:	Mark Rogers
E-Mail:	batmark@worldnet.att.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Champaign, IL
Comments:	Finally, someone exposes the Batman movies. Being a fan, it hurts to she Burton and Schumacher twist the history of the greatest superhero of all time. This comedy was great and it would be quite a show if given the chance.

Monday 09/13/1999 11:40:12am
Name:	Jeff
E-Mail:	j_willits@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	nebraska
Comments:	Loved your Batman parody. Read it in the computer lab at school and laughed out loud a couple of times!

Sunday 09/12/1999 4:41:45pm
Name:	Steve O
E-Mail:	crakkah2@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Boogolay! Online
Homepage URL:	http://members.xoom.com/boogolay
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	New Yawk
Comments:	Holy crackers, man. This is one of the funniest things i've seen in a damned long time. Undoubtedly, my favorite part was Arnie's "cool" phrases which he kicked out like a mofo. As many others have most likely done, another movie must be spoofed by you, man. Arright, well, whatever, brotha. keep it real.

Saturday 09/11/1999 12:31:26am
Name:	Catwoman
E-Mail:	Catwoman@wouldilie.com
Homepage Title:	Catwoman's Play-Pen
Homepage URL:	http://clik.to/catwoman
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	somewhere......
Comments:	Extremely good script! Truly original work I've ever read before! And might I add that it was comical to the Batman franchise.

Saturday 09/04/1999 8:07:32pm
Name:	micheal neison
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	this site is bad!

Saturday 09/04/1999 5:04:25pm
Name:	Jay
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NC
Comments:	The script was GREAT!!!!! It goes to show you what you can do when you have way too much time on your hands

Friday 09/03/1999 9:56:52am
Name:	Chris Ferguson
E-Mail:	son_gohon@earthalliance.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Havelock NC
Comments:	Oh my god, that is an awesome parody. You should send it to Saturday night live, or The guys who mad South Park. I would love to see that as a movie or something. It's too funny. You should write another one with Superman or something.. Good job.

Thursday 09/02/1999 11:12:49pm
Name:	Eric Wayne
E-Mail:	chitsie@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Cental Coast California
Comments:	Your nut's do you think that Batman is real? it's all fantasy like Star War's, it's a comic and they can do things that you and I can't do in real life, they werent trying to make a true life story about Batman. Eric

Thursday 09/02/1999 5:45:36pm
Name:	Razzek Mecotl
E-Mail:	fuzzyvision19@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	The Isle of Nowhere
Homepage URL:	http://mypage.goplay.com/Razzek
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	USA
Comments:	Awesome page! So, when's the movie coming out? It would be ab excellent movie! Good job, very funny!

Thursday 08/26/1999 9:40:51pm
Name:	aladdin
E-Mail:	aladdin10323@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	florida
Comments:	I read your spoof of batman at my university. People were giving me the worst looks as I was lauging uncontrolably. Great story.....a true classic for any batman fan to love.

Thursday 08/26/1999 3:01:13am
Name:	ramon miranda
E-Mail:	ramon.alberto@gte.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	coachella
Comments:	batman suck all the way since the first time i saw his black stupid sout

Thursday 08/26/1999 1:18:47am
Name:	Bobby o Ryan Guy Larr Ceresola
E-Mail:	Bobbyoryan@aol.com
Homepage Title:	I dont really have one so dont click this
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Im not really sure after reading this
Comments:	Mannnnnnn You should sell this dude..and youd like be like famous and junk and it'd be cool and everyone would like it and youd be famous.mannnnnnnnnn

Wednesday 08/25/1999 5:34:05pm
Name:	Mike Cole
E-Mail:	smallfurrymammal@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:
Comments:	Great site, guys. The parody is well done, and hey, anyone who references echidnas is a friend of mine. I bet the X-MEN movie will make excellent fodder!

Friday 08/20/1999 11:45:54am
Name:	Ben
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	England
Comments:	Holy hilarity! Pure comedy! To the Bat-sequel!

Friday 08/20/1999 1:10:17am
Name:	chris
E-Mail:	?
Homepage Title:	?
Homepage URL:	http://?
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	a hole called Garden Grove
Comments:	Liked your play. If they wanted to make a movie of Batman, they should have based it entirely on Frank Miller's Batman. DC or Marvel-I can't remember. Lots of blood. Not this toned down hero.

Friday 08/20/1999 1:08:59am
Name:	chris
E-Mail:	?
Homepage Title:	?
Homepage URL:	http://?
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	a hole called Garden Grove
Comments:	Liked your play. If they wanted to make a movie of Batman, they should have based it entirely on Frank Miller's Batman. DC or Marvel-I can't remember. Lots of blood. Not this toned down hero.

Tuesday 08/17/1999 10:58:04pm
Name:	fatralph
E-Mail:	girlchaser17@webtv.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	the batman ate my balls was freaking hilarious. Keep up the good work!

Monday 08/16/1999 9:49:53pm
Name:	keith campbell
E-Mail:	babatdad1@juno.com
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	rockford,il
Comments:	that was a riot!!!!!!! i could picture every scene,great work guys!!!

Monday 08/16/1999 0:16:21am
Name:	D.R.
E-Mail:	TRoll45283
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Alabama
Comments:	Cool site, you guys. The Batman movie frachise does suck, thanks to Shumacher. You've actually made a horrible thing amusing.

Saturday 08/14/1999 9:46:17pm
Name:	CRISSELDA
E-Mail:	CRISSJING@USA.NET
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	HAWAII
Comments:	YOU SUCKS

Friday 08/13/1999 8:23:01pm
Name:	dru
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	dru.s page
Homepage URL:	http://member.aol.com/drubacca12/home.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	THat was hilarous

Wednesday 08/11/1999 4:20:01pm
Name:	bat fan Meg
E-Mail:	wolfeyes22@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	CA
Comments:	This page was so funny. I loved it. I'm a big fan of the old show, the old cartoon, and the first two movies. As soon as they stopped using Burton they lost all of the class of batman. Not only that, George Clooney doesn't deserve to be batman. He is the worst actor I have ever seen. Thanks again guys, and I'm going to suggest this site to friends! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH DAMN THAT'S FUNNY STUFF.

Tuesday 08/10/1999 6:10:04pm
Name:	Sean
E-Mail:	Smg135
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	California
Comments:	This page is so funny even being a fan it is so funny and I love parodies and this is a great parody.

Tuesday 08/10/1999 7:52:51am
Name:	Josiah
E-Mail:	JumiorTc@webtv.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	New London
Comments:	This is a good reading page

Monday 08/09/1999 7:17:20pm
Name:	Austin
E-Mail:	grumpy@camalott.com
Homepage Title:	Austin's Unofficial Ed Belfour webpage
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/tx2/belfour
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Texas
Comments:	I have to admit Batman forever stunk! But what do you guys think about the Batman movie made in 1989 with the Joker? Now i think that was a good Batman movie. It was a new way of looking at Batman there was no more just climbing a building he could zip up with cables and no more cloth costumes they had the rubber better looking costumes and Gotham City was greatly shown. Batman forever was way too modern the suits were stupid looking and the batmobile come on please that was bad looking! At least give some credit to the first Batman movie in 1989 they had a totally different director and actors that changed the whole movie.

Saturday 08/07/1999 2:24:38pm
Name:	Kikimartn
E-Mail:	Kikimartn@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	cali
Comments:	RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT, WHAT IS SOMETHING 2 SOME ONE AND NOTHING 2 EVERY ONE ELSE????????????????? FOR HE ANSWER E-MAIL ME FROM: THE RIDDLER

Wednesday 08/04/1999 3:31:58am
Name:	Greg Conrad
E-Mail:	gconrad@btrpower.com.au
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	NJ, USA living in Sydney Australia
Comments:	Great work!! Those Hollywood writers have a new enemy. Perhaps a "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" parody would work? Another crap-ass movie that we really, really looked forward to seeing but we really, really disappointed with. Let's see.

Tuesday 08/03/1999 1:12:12pm
Name:	Jerry
E-Mail:	Lotieater@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.interscope.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	You�ve got to hear the dope soundtrack from the new movie MYSTERY MEN, featuring SMASH MOUTH, CITIZEN KING, DUB PISTOLS, and JOHN OSZAJCA (he reminds me of Beck). Click on the image for more info

Monday 08/02/1999 1:56:48pm
Name:	Mr_Plaga
E-Mail:	xoompager@starmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Plagas City
Comments:	Verga Batman podra ser una mierda pero esta pagina es la cagada del siglo jejeje good luck with your page!

Monday 08/02/1999 3:51:37am
Name:	Allen Lee
E-Mail:	allenlee70@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	Hey guyz...great job!!...tell me when u guyz are going to make another one of these...i sure wanna help!

Sunday 08/01/1999 8:10:48am
Name:	Josiah
E-Mail:	JuniorTc@webtv.net
Homepage Title:	----------------------------------
Homepage URL:	http://-------------------------------------
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	New London
Comments:	This is a good home page.-josiah

Wednesday 07/28/1999 7:13:56pm
Name:	joe momma
E-Mail:	batman@lycos.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Lycos
Location:	usa
Comments:	WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS THINKING? BATMAN IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO GOTHAM CITY EVER SINCE THE JOKER CAME ALONG! I CANT BELIEVE YOU HATE BATMAN. YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS AND YOU SUCK. NOT BATMAN! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! WHAT IS OUR WORLD COMING TO?

Wednesday 07/21/1999 2:36:41pm
Name:	Sam
E-Mail:	S_John101@msn.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Maryland
Comments:	nice story. A classic blends of cliches and pop crap culture. Great ending. SAM

Wednesday 07/21/1999 8:46:08am
Name:	SPEARMMAN
E-Mail:	SPEARM@INTWAT.COM
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	SPEARMOPOLIS
Comments:	HAIL TO THEE IMPUTANT HUMANS!

Monday 07/19/1999 4:16:56pm
Name:	luke malek
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	poland
Comments:	i think batman sucks cock

Friday 07/16/1999 6:24:39pm
Name:	Aden.
E-Mail:	AdenLogan@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	ohio
Comments:	you have a cool website

Friday 07/16/1999 10:25:37am
Name:	Emily
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This page bites! I happen to be a big fan of Batman. I don't think it's right to make fun of it. All in all I think Batman is the greatest superhero that ever was.

Friday 07/16/1999 8:31:43am
Name:	matt seemley
E-Mail:	none using the uni's computer
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http:// none
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	sheffield
Comments:	my greatest find yet i laughed until my sh*t turned blue bloody genius work of art top marks well done and all that

Monday 07/12/1999 2:38:41am
Name:	Clark Kent
E-Mail:	dont have one
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	metropolis
Comments:	I never liked batman. I think he's Trying to be me. And stuff

Monday 07/12/1999 2:30:36am
Name:	Bruce Wayne
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Got ham
Comments:	I admit that the last movie about me really sucked which is why I'm going to make it a personal note to star in this movie when it is made.

Saturday 07/10/1999 2:23:50pm
Name:	Ian Genser
E-Mail:	maverick@slic.com
Homepage Title:	My home page
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ny/IanG/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Moira, NY
Comments:	You guys have alot of time on your hands but I have to admit it is the funniest thing I have ever read!:) Keep up the good work!

Friday 07/09/1999 4:30:10pm
Name:	Eric Raible
E-Mail:	eazy ej99@aol.com
Homepage Title:	I don't have one
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Arkansas
Comments:	I went and saw Batman and Robin at the premiere showing, and it did suck. I went with a few poeple, and half of us fell asleep. It really sucked, and was terribly boring. I'm glad there are poeple like Greg, Michael, and Andrew out there. At least something good can come out of stupid movies. Great job guys, funny as hell!!! You need to get it filmed though.

Thursday 07/08/1999 5:22:35pm
Name:	oliver clothesoff
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	your mama
Comments:	this was funny

Saturday 07/03/1999 1:16:24am
Name:	Erica Huerta
E-Mail:	josefa28@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	California
Comments:	You guys point out stuff that really seems to bring a lot more sense into the Batman universe.

Friday 07/02/1999 4:24:34am
Name:	marcy
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	i like the batman movies
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	california
Comments:	"ATENTION PLEASE READ THIS" i agree with you about the batman and robin movie because it really sucks but im going to tell you something, the other three movies are cool because they have much better and talent actors ecxept Val Klimer and Nicole Kidman, i really hate them. i really dont like Batman,i rather Robin because his more handsome, and specialy i like the villians. Anyway great side.

Tuesday 06/29/1999 9:05:59pm
Name:	Amit Morarji
E-Mail:	amit_morarji@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Toronto Canada
Comments:	I love batman, as do many other people i think your site is excellent and should be given an award. Just one thing. I think Batman would kick Spiderman ass anyday. If you ask me i think spiderman's going to bash into a building one day. BATMAN RULES

Tuesday 06/29/1999 7:53:48pm
Name:	Kevin
E-Mail:	goose511th@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NY
Comments:	That was damn funny!Especially the ending!

Friday 06/18/1999 11:23:21pm
Name:	SS
E-Mail:	severe_storm@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Canada
Comments:	This is the most hilarious website I've been on in a while!!! The script is soooo funny! I don't know HOW you guys did it, but you did! The script's soo funny, it brought tears to my eyes! It was just non-stop laughs straight to the end! Keep up the brilliant work!!!

Thursday 06/17/1999 2:08:13pm
Name:	SweetAss
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Earth where else?
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS! HE IS DEFINETELY NOT A HERO. HEY BATMAN GIVE ROBIN A LITTLE MORE CREDIT.A REAL HERO IS SUPERMAN, HE CAN MELT THINGS, BLOW SHIT AWAY AND, LIFT THINGS THAT WAY A TON! NOW HE IS A HERO!

Wednesday 06/16/1999 1:37:51pm
Name:	Razzek Mecotl
E-Mail:	fuzzyvision19@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	The Isle of Nowhere
Homepage URL:	http://mypage.goplay.com/Razzek
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Rocky Mountains, USA
Comments:	Great page! This would make an awesome movie! My friends and I were thinking about trying to do an adaptation of it as a school play, it that's okay with you. Cool and very funny! Batman rules!

Monday 06/14/1999 4:53:32pm
Name:	lissa
E-Mail:	kutie57@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	cali
Comments:	this was soooo funny i luaghed my head off...i am a big batman fan so all these jokes were so wonderful i would really like this 2 be made a film!

Saturday 06/12/1999 11:41:22am
Name:	Goldeneyed
E-Mail:	g-eyed@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	Bloody hilarious!!

Friday 06/11/1999 1:46:55pm
Name:	Shriniwas
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	India
Comments:	Hi,this is a too good parody.Enjoyed every bit of it, esp. the Darth Vader confrontation! ;-) Great work!

Wednesday 06/09/1999 6:27:27pm
Name:	Terminal_Shutdown
E-Mail:	t_shutdown@zdnetmail.com
Homepage Title:	Terminal Shutdowns Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Byte/9181/Terminal_Shutdown.html
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Earth
Comments:	This site is sick, twisted, demented, funky, weird, apocalyptic, psychotic, feindish, devilish, jacked-up, screwed over, discombobulated, and the creators need some serious therapy sessions.... I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT!!

Sunday 06/06/1999 5:47:23pm
Name:	Joe papp
E-Mail:	j_papp@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Wisconsin
Comments:	this page is so correct it makes me sad. It wasn't the money that bothered me, It was the 1 1/2 hour of my life i lost to watching this movie Joe

Saturday 06/05/1999 6:35:51pm
Name:	Tony Falcon
E-Mail:	littlefalcon@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	San Diego, CA
Comments:	This was really funny and my friends and I are planning on making it into a movie(i'm proud of our costumes!!). E-mail me.

Saturday 06/05/1999 2:56:23pm
Name:	John
E-Mail:	Jonny1500@aol.com
Homepage Title:	People Against Jon Peters
Homepage URL:	http://www.pajp.homepage.nu/
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	New york!
Comments:	Batman Sucks, Superman rules(unless jon peters screws him to him, vist my web site to help stop that) It's dam funny thought.

Friday 06/04/1999 12:17:14am
Name:	Kristin Miller
E-Mail:	eeyor_84@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://n/a
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	IL
Comments:	Batman is the ruler of all people. He will take over the world someday.

Thursday 06/03/1999 7:30:17pm
Name:	Jessica
E-Mail:	Tigger4u14@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New Jersey
Comments:	I think the script is one of the funnist things I've ever read! it must have taken you forever to write it! Good Job! i love it! I've read it numerious times and everytime it gets funnier and funnier, thanks for the sight!!!! -Jessica--Tigger4u14@aol.com

Saturday 05/29/1999 1:27:56pm
Name:	Spoof Films
E-Mail:	filmerfud@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Spoof FIlms
Homepage URL:	http://spoof.home.dhs.org
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Missouri
Comments:	You are crazy! I write spoofs of films and mine are better than yours! Plust you are still using the name Batman a copyrighted name change it to like mine "Fatman" and "Mr. Sneeze" I am sorry for this downward note, but i believe that if you write a script it should at least be good.

Thursday 05/27/1999 8:26:28am
Name:	Tom Rigby
E-Mail:	tom_rigby@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Tom's PHAT page PLUS Mortal Wombat!
Homepage URL:	http://x-stream.fortunecity.com/spice/162
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This site is excellent.Go to my site for another movie parody! MORTAL WOMBAT! Join Lui katmee, Ian cage, and Lord Spaydem as they battle the evil Samsung and the Emperor Shao Room!

Wednesday 05/26/1999 3:43:10pm
Name:	LuLu
E-Mail:	JefeMono@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Arkansas
Comments:	That was Awesome.You guys are great. I laughed until I cried.Keep up the good work.You ROCK!!

Wednesday 05/26/1999 9:44:35am
Name:	valerie Avila
E-Mail:	giggl10056@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Henrietta, tx
Comments:	?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tuesday 05/25/1999 10:38:09am
Name:	AJFF
E-Mail:	ajffhomepage@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	The last place you would look on the Internet
Homepage URL:	http://www.fortunecity.com/millenium/ellerburn/272/lastplace
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	FortuneCity
Comments:	Hi! We just found your guestbook to sign. Please stop by and visit our homepage.

Monday 05/24/1999 11:06:11pm
Name:	Razzek Mecotl
E-Mail:	fuzzyvision19@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	The Isle of Nowhere
Homepage URL:	http://mypage.goplay.com/Razzek/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	USA
Comments:	I love Batman, well, Robin actually. This is definatley one of the funniest things I've ever read! When you like something it's even better when it gets made fun of! :)

Sunday 05/23/1999 5:09:25pm
Name:	Pimpy the snowman
E-Mail:	Uranus
Homepage Title:	Kinky kat
Homepage URL:	http://y r u gay
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	My booty
Comments:	You must love to eat poop because it's getting to your brain! Wooooooooooooy what stinks! If you say anything about batman again I will make you have a period!

Saturday 05/22/1999 7:49:45pm
Name:	NitroJunk
E-Mail:	nitrojunk@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	the netherlands
Comments:	The first batman movie was kinda cool, the rest was too fucking lame for words (the last one I rented, stopped halfway while viewing and returned it to the video store) ans suddenly had a hatred for joel shumacher. But this Batman sucks Forever script kicked ass. I laughed as hard as I was disgusted when I watched Batman & Robin

Thursday 05/20/1999 4:02:46pm
Name:	Vipul
E-Mail:	vipuljams@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Bombay , India
Comments:	Man I loved your script . Infact I'm still laughing !!!!! It was a piece of art and I can't wait for the follow-up script to Bratman and Ribbon! - Vipul

Tuesday 05/18/1999 9:09:05pm
Name:	anak
E-Mail:	anak69@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Geocities
Location:	philippines
Comments:	cool stuff, i like it . very artistic, can be consider a work of art. congratulations, you've done the best. I appreaciated it fully. I could no longer ask for more, almost perfect, amazing, i want to have such page like that. Beautiful.

Sunday 05/16/1999 2:35:21pm
Name:	Fat Farmer Bob
E-Mail:	beer645@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	I like to cook
Homepage URL:	http://Martha Stewart.com
Referred By:	NewsGroups
Location:	JoJoba a planet in a galisi far far away
Comments:	I like chicken cauz its so delisious. I have found my destiny, to live with my neighbors chickens and to run with their kind.I have a wife. I love her I met her on the street corner. She wanted to cross the road to get to the other side. Hey does anybody want to have a chicken wing? Call 1-800-Ilovechickenand join me in my quest with the beautiful chickenRUN FREE MY FRIENDS!

Saturday 05/15/1999 8:05:06pm
Name:	Big Fat Donkey Mama
E-Mail:	Batman Rules!
Homepage Title:	True Blue
Homepage URL:	http://jessica.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Your worst nightmare
Comments:	Batman rules you purple teletubie. You suck!

Saturday 05/15/1999 7:58:09pm
Name:	Buttmonkey
E-Mail:	hjfsdjhfsd
Homepage Title:	no
Homepage URL:	http://no
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	up your butt and around the corner
Comments:	You suck Batman rules and you guys can just SUCK IT!!!

Tuesday 05/11/1999 5:00:40pm
Name:	jose medina
E-Mail:	mendosa@.com
Homepage Title:	plebe
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	san jose ca.
Comments:	que honda ese puro XIV X14

Thursday 05/06/1999 4:01:43pm
Name:	Stiler
E-Mail:	Stiler@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NYC, NY
Comments:	I laughed at the outrage and audacity of this site. Then it turned into hysterical tears of sorrow when I realized that there was nothing but truth to it.

Wednesday 05/05/1999 9:09:26pm
Name:	Jennifer
E-Mail:	goddess_85@mailcity.com
Homepage Title:	My home page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Villa/7490/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Bum-fuk Egypt, TX
Comments:	I like it. Different.

Tuesday 05/04/1999 8:53:06pm
Name:	CRUSTY UNS
E-Mail:	YABBADABBADOO2@DEADMAN.COM
Homepage Title:	W.G.A.S.
Homepage URL:	http://www.whitebread.com/
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Not here!
Comments:	YO my main man!!!! dont be dissin on the whiteboy so hard! he is not only gay but, is antisemetic two,so hes gots sum shit torezolve hojeyfreeze

Tuesday 05/04/1999 8:44:41pm
Name:	Mr.Ballz
E-Mail:	puddins@rocketmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Lycos
Location:	Downtown Florida
Comments:	WHen I was a younger paint chip eating little nebish, I thought Batman and his lil' side kick Goy- wonder Mr. Mishpochca, were the "best" of what television had to offer! But, now, at a ripe old age of -almost 48 years of age, I hate the Goy WOnder and that wanna be stupid nefarious scumqueen, BATMAN!!! ....Hate him!!! I only wish I could I could hock that suped -up looking Chevy of his and run the over rated p.o.s. over , again and agian and again, blah blah blah.. The penguin dude is also a schumck and he should die of bone cancer as we speak!....other than that, he needs to lose the spandex and do a super man number on himself?... **** i've heard thru the grapevine that Batwomen is actually Loass Lame , and is hooking somewhere out of laughlin NV... Good web site... thanx!..MR.Ballz

Sunday 05/02/1999 6:18:28pm
Name:	Dan
E-Mail:	SatanoD4@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Failed Alien Page
Homepage URL:	http://members.aol.com/SatanoD4
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Santa Hell, New Mexico
Comments:	You guys have created a MASTERPIECE here! This is probably the funniest thing I have read in a GREAT while... Come out with a sequel to this script that's TWICE as funny (if that's even possible) and you might just make me keel over and die from laughter. Thanks for the laughs, guys.

Sunday 05/02/1999 1:03:10am
Name:	Karl Dark
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Kansas Cty,MO
Comments:	God this page it is hilarious!Me,my father and all my friends were bursting with laughter!You guys are geniuses!It' damn well written too!Keep on,boys,and remember Tim Burton's Superman is on the way :)

Wednesday 04/28/1999 6:15:13am
Name:	Bono Black
E-Mail:	bonoblack@antisocial.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	France
Comments:	Real great script, would be worth a movie on it's own... hey, send it to Mel Brooks !!! I would go at least eight times to the movies to see it, and laugh all over again !!! Great Job !!! Cheers!

Sunday 04/25/1999 3:39:22pm
Name:	solomon
E-Mail:	sirbrian@home.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Web Ring
Location:	pa
Comments:	on target. laughed my ass off.

Saturday 04/24/1999 10:25:27am
Name:	?
E-Mail:	?
Homepage Title:	?
Homepage URL:	http://?
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	ill
Comments:	your page sucks big time

Thursday 04/22/1999 7:58:15pm
Name:	Jon
E-Mail:	toth@perigee.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Charolette NC
Comments:	I think batman kicks ass!

Sunday 04/18/1999 10:49:58pm
Name:	Stephen Gardiner
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	JV'99 - Jacques Villeneuve and BAR News and Statistics
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/4106
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Comments:	Sweet Parody. I was busting a gut the whole time i read it. You guys should parody other franchises that get out of control. Personally i enjoy watching the first three but four was a total waste of time. Keep up the good work. Maybe to prove a point about how pathetic it has become you could create an even more over the top sequel to your parody. Take Care

Saturday 04/17/1999 1:40:09pm
Name:	Neal M. Bellucci
E-Mail:	nbellucci@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	PA
Comments:	Thank you for making this parody. I read this at work and as people walked by me lauging hysterically, they were looking at me funny. You know what though, I don't care! This was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. I like the way you incorporated the movies and television shows together. Keep up the good work.

Wednesday 04/14/1999 10:16:35am
Name:	Eric Lugenbell
E-Mail:	Ericl@crane.k12.mo.us
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Lycos
Location:	Crane, MO
Comments:	I love Batman movies, but not Joel Schumaccers!

Tuesday 04/13/1999 10:06:23pm
Name:	Dark Goblin
E-Mail:	DarkGob@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Dark Goblin's OP Page
Homepage URL:	http://underworld.fortunecity.com/pong/810/op.html
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Y'see, I have this secret undergournd cave thingy...
Comments:	LOL (Laughing Out Loud) I loved that parody. I was LMAO (Laughing My [alternate word for "butt"] Off)

Monday 04/12/1999 4:29:07am
Name:	Jan Bartels
E-Mail:	sns1.ias@tinet.ie
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	cork ireland
Comments:	I AM A BIG BATMAN FAN AND I DIDNT THIND BATMAN AND ROBIN WAS A GREAT FILM AND YOU MISTER ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU ARE THE BIGGEST SPA I EVER HEARD.I THINK THIS WEBSITE SHOULD BE BANNED AND I WILL NEVER VISIT THIS WEBSITE EVER AGAIN.SO BYE BYE YOU SPA.YOURS HATINGLY JAN BARTELS

Friday 04/09/1999 6:25:04am
Name:	Harry Shepherd
E-Mail:	cred85@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Lancaster
Comments:	This web page is f***ing cool. Where did you get these ideas from. This page kicks ass.

Thursday 04/08/1999 9:41:15am
Name:	Darkloner
E-Mail:	slaughtered_2@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Earth
Comments:	Batman Really sucks

Wednesday 04/07/1999 10:53:13am
Name:	crack man
E-Mail:	kobe88888@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	batman smokes crack
Homepage URL:	http://cracks fun
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	crack town
Comments:	who thinks batman smokes crack!!!

Monday 04/05/1999 8:51:06pm
Name:	Bekki
E-Mail:	BluPlnet14@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Wisconsin
Comments:	Nice page, The story was sooooo funny. I loved the way you made fun of the Batman series.

Friday 04/02/1999 10:28:53pm
Name:	Nygmatec CEO
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Texas, US
Comments:	Great site! You might consider righting a sequel.

Wednesday 03/31/1999 12:33:04am
Name:	James Wentworth Gordon
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Gotham City,and proud of it
Comments:	For almost twenty years I have been Gotham City's Police Commissioner.For over twelve years,Batman has been aiding us in our crime prevention.At first,we-Mayor Gardner,myself,District Attorney Dent,Chief O'Hera-didn't trust Batman,but we realized he was on the same side we were.I remember the day when I appointed Batman a duly deputized minion of the law.He and his boy companion,Robin,worked hand in hand with us then.The last thing I did when Mayor Gardner was here was install the Bat-Signal on theheroof of Police headquarters. The best years of my alliance with Batman were the six years under Mayor Linseed.There were numerous costumed villains and we could always count on Batman and Robin to capture them.I was so proud when my daughter became Batgirl.She later confided in me that she was Batgirl.Batman has never trusted me with his secret.I have suspicions,but perhaps it is best they remain mere suspicions.For a while Batman worked without Robin.Perhaps Robin went to an out-of-town college in his secret identity.For two years,my daughter was in Congress. When Mayor Bean came to office,he didn't trust either me or Batman,He tried to retire us until he realized we were both needed to combat the bizarre crimes in Gotham City.Mayor Bean grudgingly accepted us,but did little to help us.When Boss Thorne tried to frame Batman,he waited until Thorne confessed. For a while I was target of corrupt Mayor Hill.I had a near-fatal heart attack during the scandal,when Mayor Hill tried to get me to resign.Batman helped expose the crime behind Mayor Hill and I returned to duty.Batman then got a new Robin-but he was only around for a year.Perhaps the Joker did kill him,as he bragged.The Joker did cripple my daughter. After criminals killed Mayor Hill,Mayor Skowcroft stepped in.He allowed Batman and I carte blanche.Batman got a new Robin,with a new costume.My daughter became Oracle,helping all costumed heroes from her computer-headquarters. The next Mayor was Armand Krol.Shortly after he took office I married again to Police Detective sergant Sarah Essen.Mayor Krol once appointed my wife Commissioner,and I resigned rather than be a detective.I almost was a mayoral candidate at the recall election the people voted for. The next Mayor,who remains Mayor today is Marion Grange,the first female Mayor of Gotham.She returned me as Commissioner and Sarah returned to being a detective.With and without Batman,I have maintained law and order in Gotham City.

Tuesday 03/30/1999 10:32:09pm
Name:	Vanessa
E-Mail:	ribbitpaw@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Arizona
Comments:	This is the funniest thing.... I laughed my "bathead" off.... thanx for putting up this site!

Tuesday 03/30/1999 4:53:36pm
Name:	Laura Barker
E-Mail:	N/A
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Nevada
Comments:	the script was entertaining, i laughed all day. and i told my friends.

Monday 03/29/1999 12:56:00am
Name:	joker JWILD
E-Mail:	joker JWILD@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	THA CEMMICALL CEACES POOLZ
Comments:	FuCk THAT BIGINDING LITTEL RICHY BITCH BOY WeRe THA HELL DOES HE GET THOWS KOOL TOYS ??? BOYZ AND GIRLZ ITS NIGHTY NIGHT TIME HAPPY TOO MY CLOWNZ ITS KILLING TIME HAHAHAHAHAAA HEHEE GIRLZ LOVE MY SEXY SMILL THA CALL ME THA COTTON CANDY MAN OR MR. J HE HEY BABY DOLL IM THA JOKER WAY U LAHF ALL COM INTOO U R HOUES AND CUT U R NECK IN HAFE HEHEHE HAHAHAAAAAAAAA LIKE THA WHIKED JOKERZ DOWN REVER KWICK TO CUT U R LIVER HAHAHAAAAA!

Saturday 03/27/1999 3:43:05pm
Name:	milk
E-Mail:	farms 102 at @ol hot mail
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	Miami
Comments:	Yo,yo,yo! Know what i'd be saying. This be the bomb, yo! Stuff be funnier than 2 naked men play "hide the ding-dong", Know what i'd be preaching,Yo! Ahhweea,fool!Smack that punk ass down, Yo!

Monday 03/22/1999 12:28:30am
Name:	Michael Stracket
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New York
Comments:	Am responding to the Catwoman's comments about how Batman's caused many villains to get in costumes. I was a crook once-head of a big gangster racket in Gotham City. We tried to get Batman out of the picture by a publicity scam-and Batman,Robin and Batgirl got us caught. I spent years in Gotham Prison,being paroled after three years. I left Gotham City then,and am now in the honest(?)advertising business in New York. While in Gotham Prison,I met a lot of people who were incarserated by the Caped Crusaders-and although those like The Riddler were obsessed with defeating Batman,there were many others who were going straight once freed. On behaf of Joe Coyne,Wheels Foster,Mirror-Man,Johnny Witts,False Face,Mr.Blank,Elwood Pearson,The Wasp,The Daredevils,The Gorilla Gang,The Zodiac Master,Polka-Dot Man,Flame-Master,Clockmaster,the Gong,the Spinner,Fox,Shark & Vulture,and Mr.Midas- We have all learned from Batman that crime doesn't pay!

Thursday 03/18/1999 11:26:23am
Name:	Bagitta Finetrak
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Calgary
Comments:	Funny story make a nother

Monday 03/15/1999 12:40:23am
Name:	Catwoman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	AOL
Location:	New York(at present)
Comments:	Have you realized how many villains in Gotham City were in costumes after Batman showed up-and none were before?I can't speak for everyone,but I was originaly a youthful female cat burglar.After Batman and Robin made headlines I began to wear a catlike costume.Every villain in Gotham City thinks it's a reeeeeal nice outfit-and although Batman won't admit it,he sure likes when he goes after me.(ROWR!ROWR!)There are so many other villains in Gotham who did wear their own costumes and have even admitted they were inspired by Batman.The Scarecrow,the Riddler,the Firefly,the Mad Hatter,Mirror Man, Cluemaster,Wheels Foster,the Daredevils,the Gorilla Gang, Cat-Man(who was partialy inspired by me,but still-),Killer Moth,the Hooded Hangman,Death-Man,Man-Bat,Deadshot,Cavalier, the Grasshopper Gang,Poison Ivy,Signalman and so many more have admitted that they got the idea of being costumed villains because Batman was a costumed hero.I know Batman's original idea was to fight crime secretly,by chosing the bat disguise he may have caused more trouble than he solved.

Sunday 03/14/1999 9:39:05pm
Name:	Dena Pedersen
E-Mail:	Dena95@webtv.net
Homepage Title:	Dena95's Homepage
Homepage URL:	http://home.talkcity.com/carpoolln/dena95
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Amarillo, Tx
Comments:	This is SO funny!!!!! Great job, very creative!!!!!!

Sunday 03/14/1999 12:24:41am
Name:	CHAD
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	CALAGARY
Comments:	!!!!!!!!!!! _ _/ / - _\_ __ _/

Saturday 03/13/1999 6:09:48pm
Name:	Robin (not the sidekick, just a guy named Robin)
E-Mail:	thomfam@ncinter.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Erie
Comments:	That was hilarious! I only wish it could be made into a real movie. Being named Robin, I was appreciative of Schumaker's attempt to make the character less dorky than he was in the series, but I think he went a little too far. One of my particular pet peeves (which you could include in the script, hint, hint) is the part where Alfred picks up Dick's helmet, on which is clearly painted the -back- of a totally red bird, and asks if it is a robin. THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF ROBINS ON THIS EARTH AND NOT ONE OF THEM IS RED!!! It's a friggin' cardinal Al!

Friday 03/12/1999 6:55:45pm
Name:	Bat Man
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	this is not fuuny i am the Bat i am not amused BAT MAN FOR EVER

Tuesday 03/09/1999 2:14:04am
Name:	Adam
E-Mail:	schtroumpf@uswest.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Tucson, AZ
Comments:	This is an awesome page! I loved your scripts! I seriously thought they were the funniest thing I have heard in awhile. My sister loves batman and even she laughed out loud. You guys did a great job with this page, and the scripts. They should definitely be made into plays and movies, I would go and see them! Thanks!

Monday 03/08/1999 4:07:38pm
Name:	Bat-Mite
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	AngelFire
Location:	5-dimensional realm
Comments:	What a stupid screenplay-and people thought I was a Batman parody!At least I tried to help Batman and Robin when I'd visit them.Sure,sometimes I'd use my magic to make things tough so they could really do their best,but it was all in fun.I'd never purposely harm the Dynamic Duo!They were cool back then,always fighting costumed criminals on top of giant appliances and going to alien planets.Since Batman became more of a Darknight Avenger,I quit visiting his dimension. It wouldn't nearly be as much fun.

Sunday 03/07/1999 4:03:48pm
Name:	KYLE CRUTCHFIELD
E-Mail:	jimcarrey1052yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	mike 6 to tha dj
Homepage URL:	http://djdjdjjddjdjjd
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	gotham city
Comments:	when i was young and frolicking one day down a burly street,i happed upon a wintry escape.so with anearnest stride i felt it apealing to enter with an aire of well lets just say special intent and found an old book and in this book was a poem.i wont read the poem because it sucked but here is the moral of my story.why do you always pick on batman he's a really cool guy once you get tp know him

Sunday 03/07/1999 4:02:55pm
Name:	KYLE
E-Mail:	jimcarrey105@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Tripod
Location:	narf
Comments:	BATMAN IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 03/07/1999 3:50:11pm
Name:	KYLE
E-Mail:	CRUTCHFIELD
Homepage Title:	NONE
Homepage URL:	http://NONE
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	SOMEWHERE SPECIAL HAHAHAHA
Comments:	YOU SUCK YOU IDIOT!!!! WHAT KIND OF DORK THINKS UP SITES LIKE THIS?!!!

Sunday 03/07/1999 12:44:32am
Name:	Jack Napier
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Did you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Tuesday 03/02/1999 12:18:44am
Name:	Alfred Pennyworth
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	How dare you cretins depict me as a drunkard?I may have had a nip or two now and then,it was only socialy and never when I was on the job.Your so-called parody is an insult to the dignity of my profession.I have always been a faithful butler to Bruce Wayne(Batman,if you will)as well as advisor and tutor to his wards. My accomplishments are many and varied.my background consists of a traditional British education,graduating third in my class.My main interest in school was stage acting.After school I performed medic duty in the service.I am a fully trained chauffer,chef and mechanic.After my father died,my brother convinced me to carry on as a butler to the Wayne family. I found little humor in your excercise in parody-yet the American sense of humor is much less refined than the British sense of humor.

Thursday 02/25/1999 3:33:28am
Name:	Zac Grau
E-Mail:	zgrau@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Don't have one
Homepage URL:	http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/chile/651
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Mankato, MN
Comments:	I read your Batman script because I'm trying to write one with the Scarecrow, not a parody though. I agree B&R sucked and I love your guys' stuff. It's so cool! Anyway, I'm trying to start up a webpage, but it's in early stages and I don't really know what I'm doing so if you can give me any tips, it would be appreatiated.

Tuesday 02/23/1999 12:23:12am
Name:	Egghead
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Xoom
Location:	Gotham Village
Comments:	This parody was eggsellent...although I doubt I'd say I'd put Batman in Shell-Shock,I'm glad you included me. I have never seen any of the current Batman films.That would be too eggscruciating an eggsperiance for me.Actualy,I consider it to my advantage that I was only used in the 60s TV series. I may not be an eggspert on Batman,but I know a lot more about him than these movie-people do. It was so eggsasperating to hear how wrong they got the origins of the heroes and villains. I hope they decide to abandon the Batman movie series and get into something more eggciting. Yet,who knows what's in the Hollywood mind?(Sigh)People called crazy other places can stay in Hollywood and just be considered eggcentric. I was glad to see this parody,anyhow.Now I need to eggzit.

Tuesday 02/23/1999 10:13:59am
Name:	(Bat Man lives)Billy
E-Mail:	Rocket2994@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Bat Cave
Comments:	BAT MAN LIVES AND SUB ZERO WILL DIE I WATCH BAT MAN WIN ON EVERY EPOSIDE THE BIG B WILL GET U

Monday 02/22/1999 6:17:23pm
Name:	The Tangerine Show
E-Mail:	thetangerineshow@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	There
Comments:	You are a very great person. I adore you and your work. Thank you for your services.

Friday 02/19/1999 12:21:59am
Name:	;-)
E-Mail:	ViantheV@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Az
Comments:	I have to say this is one of the funniest pages I have ever been to! The spoof script was almost as cheesey as the actual movie ;-)

Tuesday 02/16/1999 3:38:26pm
Name:	Dick Grayson
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Viewing another Guestbook
Location:	Bludhaven
Comments:	At first,I didn't want to sign in here-but then again,there was a time when I wanted to sever any connections I had with Batman. I'm living in Bludhaven these days and,in my crime-fighting identity of Nightwing,am keeping peace there. I haven't been Robin in a long time-yet the movie series and the cartoons aren't aware of that. Batman's had two other Robins after me-and the heedless one was killed by the Joker. The current Robin has his own comic book series,so why can't those in Hollywood pay real attention to Batman's present and do a film that really reflects Batman as he is today? The Batmobile scene was funny-and actualy,in the years when I was Robin Batman had at least 5 different style Batmobiles.Only he knows how many he's had since. By the way,as for my,"Holy-"exclamations,I only did that for several months while I was a High School Senior. I quit talking like that when Batman stopped smiling after I'd say one of those.I hear the second Robin once tried giving a,"Holy-"and almost got his block knocked off by ol' Bats.From what I've seen,the current Robin hasn't given any of those phrases.

Monday 02/15/1999 10:32:14am
Name:	Sean Caron
E-Mail:	sean_caron@suth.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Rochester, NY
Comments:	Just wanted to say "Kudos" to all of ya. The script is hilarious and I for one would go see it if it were to open "at a cinema near me"...(although you guys would get your balls sued off by just about everyone) I think it woul d be fun.... Only one comment though: In the Clips on the Cutting Room Floor. Two-Faces last line with the whole Cesar Romero scene. Shouldn't it be "We think that works in our favor" instead of "I"? Just thinking.... Thanks guys and can't wait for "Batman Still Sucks Forever" or maybe "Batman and Robin: Still Sucking" or how about "The Batman Saga: The Adventures of Bruce, Barbara, and that other guy" -Sean

Monday 02/15/1999 10:28:47am
Name:	Sean Caron
E-Mail:	sean_caron@suth.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Rochester, NY
Comments:	Just wanted to say "Kudos" to all of ya. The script is hilarious and I for one would go see it if it were to open "at a cinema near me"...(although you guys would get your balls sued off by just about everyone) I think it woul d be fun.... Only one comment though: In the Clips on the Cutting Room Floor. Two-Faces last line with the whole Cesar Romero scene. Shouldn't it be "We think that works in our favor" instead of "I"? Just thinking.... Thanks guys and can't wait for "Batman Still Sucks Forever" or maybe "Batman and Robin: Still Sucking" or how about "The Batman Saga: The Adventures of Bruce, Barbara, and that other guy" -Sean

Sunday 02/14/1999 1:40:56pm
Name:	Mr.Freeze
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	This parody left me cold...but what doesn't,these days?The whole idea of a Batman movie series where all the villains are ultimately defeated or killed is false,and I gave all those movies the cold shoulder. I've tried many times to put Batman and Robin on ice,but they always managed to overcome my plans.(Drat that Bat-Thermal Underwear!) Many have suggested that I leave Gotham City cold and move on-perhaps find a hideout at the North or South Pole. Yet the Joker told me Superman has a secret headquarters in one of those places! Why leave one hero to run into another?

Saturday 02/13/1999 8:55:38pm
Name:	Arren Vidal
E-Mail:	www.vidal@topend.com.au
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.vidal@topend.com.au
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gold Coast ,Q.L.D,Australia
Comments:	This is a great homepage nice work

Tuesday 02/09/1999 3:10:51pm
Name:	Vicki Vale
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	NewsGroups
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	This is priceless!"Leggy Supermodel"?What a sendup of Batman's romantic life...or lack thereof.I have known Batman for more years than I want to admit,and although I never was an official girl friend,I sure tried.Batman may have said it best in a 1967-TV episode when he said,"I'm already married-to crime-fighting."(Still,in the same episode he was confiding,"Man Does Not Live By Crime-Fighting Alone!")Batman's lifestyle is such that he cannot truly commit himself to one woman.I ought to know.I tried at times to attract his attention-even took a little advice from fellow-newswoman Lois Lane as to how.By the way,the first Batman movie used my name-but Kim Bassinger didn't act like me at all.She didn't even look like me!I'm a redhead and I never died my hair blonde!What's more...Batman wasn't so quick in confiding his secret identity to people,especially women!

Tuesday 02/09/1999 9:01:26am
Name:	K. Ray
E-Mail:	nicieza@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Arkham Asylum, Gotham City
Comments:	This is the funniest thing I've seen in much time!!! I've laughed till I fell down to the floor!!! I want it to become a movie NOW!!!

Friday 02/05/1999 1:02:02pm
Name:	The Scarecrow
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Arkham Assylum
Comments:	Bah!A stupid parody to what was stupid in the first place-and fabulous!The way all the villains are misrepresented by those movies is heartrending. I'm glad that the only thing I was in was the animated series-which truly respects the heroes and villains-unlike the old TV series or these movies. I hope that I'm not used in the next Batman movie...of course,I hope there isn't another Batman movie-but I hear it might have me as the villain. I learned long ago as a phsycology professor that fear can be very inhibiting and influencal.I also learned some of the best ways to induce fear. When I turned to crime,I chose fear as my main method of accomplishing my goals.(Of course I'm as skinny as a scarecrow,too,but that's a long story.) It's too bad that I haven't been able to fully frighten Batman and Robin in my crime-schemes.I tried especialy many times to scare Batman to death. If there is another Batman movie-and if the villain is the Scarecrow-and if he is as misrepresented as the other villains were-I'll blackmail all the movie executives,learn their innner phobias and exploit them-and maybe this threat will scare them enough so they won't make another movie.

Thursday 02/04/1999 11:56:55pm
Name:	Mary
E-Mail:	draven2523@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Delaware
Comments:	Joel Schumacher needs to be feed this script for breakfast.What an awesome, hilarious parody! Humor like this only comes once in a blue moon. I have never laughed at my computer screen so much in a long time. I was close to tears. Somebody needs to pay you mad money to make this into a small feature. I think I'd rather spend my seven bucks on a movie like this then what I'm forced to watch in reality. Now I know where to come to when the gloom cloud overshadows my head. Thanks again, guys. I'll be referring a few of my friends to this site in the future. Just one question...is there anymore where this came from?

Wednesday 02/03/1999 3:14:18pm
Name:	Harvey Bullock
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Gotham PD
Comments:	Ha-ha!Boy,is this terrific!This parody of alla these new Batman pictures is pretty funny.I haven't seen alla these new Batman pictures except the first one. I loved seeing the old Batman pictures several years ago on AMC. That's my kind of channel-as far as movies are concerned,the older the better. Lewis Wilson was a better Batman than Keaton or Clooney. (Then again,I thought Douglass Fairbanks was a better Zorro than Power or Williams.) I'm a sergeant on the Gotham Police department,and after a few years working under Commissioner Gordon,I learned to trust Batman and Robin. They may bend the laws-but only to get JUSTICE done. Batman told me once that he noticed a long time ago that the police too often had their hands tied by the laws they're supposed to uphold.

Tuesday 02/02/1999 3:57:19am
Name:	Tyz
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah very funny

Thursday 01/28/1999 1:00:14pm
Name:	Edward E.Nigma(The Riddler)
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Viewing another Guestbook
Location:	Gotham State Prison
Comments:	Hee-hee-hee!Your parody was priceless!The idea was wonderful and,as the Joker said,perfectly ridiculed the Bat-Movies.If you're reading this,Joker,those movies are shown to us inmates at Gotham Prison,too.I thought Jim Carrey did a fairly good job of portraying me-but the inaccuracies in my character ruined the film.I'd advise Poison Ivy and Mr.Freeze to avoid the latest movie.As a parting thought,Batman,after one of our battles,gave me a riddle:What's the difference between me and a Phillidelphia college student?I knew the answer,but hated to say it;"He goes to Penn State.I'm going to the State Pen."

Wednesday 01/27/1999 8:07:48pm
Name:	stephen parker
E-Mail:	noirvoce@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	keene, new hampshire
Comments:	Holy E-mail, Batman! I've stumbled into your cave, but I was actually looking for Daredevil....

Tuesday 01/26/1999 4:04:14pm
Name:	Barbera Gordon
E-Mail:	Classified
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	This site made my day.After I read it,I laughed loudly.Of course,after a friend(no names)loaned me a video of the last B&R movie,I also laughed at the inaccuracies and idiocies those people have.They portray us so terribly it's laughable. I am the daughter of Gotham Police Commissioner James Gordon.I was the one true Batgirl of Gotham City for years.For a while I had a secret-identity job as a librarian,then a Congresswoman,then a social worker.I retired as Batgirl a few years ago. Then the Joker attacked me and crippled me.It was a horrible experience,but I survived.Although I am wheelchair-bound I operate as Oracle in a massive computer-headquarters underneath Gotham City.I give information to many heroes,including Batman. What were those movie people thinking when they said Batgirl was Alfred's niece?Alfred's niece is an actress who lives in England.(I wonder if she'll try to become the next Batgirl?) Anyhow,the Batman Sucks Forever web-page is a truly funny sendup of all those Batman movies.By the way,the friend who told me about this site was Dick Grayson.I wonder if he'll tell Bruce Wayne-or should I? Best wishes in your next parody.

Monday 01/25/1999 10:34:52pm
Name:	Amber
E-Mail:	chocmoose@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	ain't got one
Homepage URL:	http://ain't got one
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	why should I tell you?
Comments:	Dude..batman's kinda kewl

Monday 01/25/1999 2:23:31pm
Name:	The Penguin
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	Gotham City,natch!(Quack-quack)
Comments:	So this is how you ridicule Batman,eh?To tell you the truth,I've seen better parodies on the 1967-68 Batman series(3rd season).Still,you are to be commended for your excellent attempts to parody the current Bat-Craze.For what it's worth,I think Burgess Meredith portrayed me much better than that shorter,fatter guy who should've stuck to his taxis and twin brothers.I wish that there'd be a Batman film that would do all of us justice.By the way,right now I am operating a secret blackmarket operation in Gotham City.I've become a scavenger,so to speak...a bird of prey!I feel the next Batman movie will further disgrace Batman,his foes and Gotham City.If so,I shall go into the producers' offices with a harmless-looking umbrella.(It'll be a 32-caliber Umbrella.Quack-quack-quack!)

Sunday 01/24/1999 11:34:48am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	noendingo@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Flake World
Homepage URL:	http://www.flake.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	thats for me to know and you to find out
Comments:	I am Batman so dont make fun of me...........................................................just joking your page is AWSOME

Sunday 01/24/1999 10:00:15am
Name:	Noel Schornhorst
E-Mail:	nschornh@scad.edu
Homepage Title:	Wonka's World of Insanity
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2684/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Earth
Comments:	I loved the script. Very funny. The ending was a bit quick, though. My idea of an alternate ending is that Batman, Robin, and Batgirl all beat the villains and then retire to Wayne Manor. Robin offers to make the gang pop tarts and then you cut to a scene where the mansion is engulfed in flames. Alfred stumbles by and mutters "good riddance." Then cut to the everyone running in front of the signal thing. Oh well. Very well done. Thanks for making me laugh. :)

Saturday 01/23/1999 6:55:52pm
Name:	Pandora
E-Mail:	Luvbug1669@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Texas
Comments:	That script was so funny. I laughed all the way through. I love puns; they're all so comical. I'd really love to see this as the Austin Powers version of Batman and Robin. Ha! Anyway, it's really awesome, and I wish I could find more scripts like this, parody style. : )

Saturday 01/23/1999 12:16:02am
Name:	ya right
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I think that your site sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Batman rules!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 01/21/1999 2:34:49pm
Name:	The Joker
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This was really funny shit right here I havent seen a HIT like this since Hugh Grant. BATMAN BATMAN Can someone tell me what kind of a man would let a 19 yr old kid touch a toaster IT'S ALL A MIND PRESS Get that kid one of those Microwaves. Have you ever danced with Kim Basinger in the pale moon light I have but will you?!?!

Wednesday 01/20/1999 6:26:34pm
Name:	Bruce Wayne
E-Mail:	astan1@eden.rutgers.edu
Homepage Title:	BatCave
Homepage URL:	http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~astan1
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Aberdeen
Comments:	Hey I'm # 500....do I get a prize???? Maybe I could meet you cool guys. Like Greg and Mike. I bet you guys are really funny.

Wednesday 01/20/1999 5:09:15pm
Name:	Jonas
E-Mail:	Witzbold88
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Bloomington IN
Comments:	"I'm only laughing on the outside, my smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep."

Wednesday 01/20/1999 3:42:51am
Name:	little jimmy cartwright from the flats (K p Sykes)
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Chatham, Kent, England
Comments:	groovy

Tuesday 01/19/1999 5:29:45pm
Name:	Matt D
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Clinton Massachusetts
Comments:	This is the funniest website in the entire world. Even funnier than wal-mart sucks web site. BatMan needs to be made fun of more often. I never realized the movies were so stupid untill i saw the parody of it. You make a good point. When will the Superman sucks web page come out, and if you dont plan on making one make one anyways.

Monday 01/18/1999 10:09:08pm
Name:	Fred Christensen
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Kenosha wis.
Comments:	I've been collecting batman parphanalia for about 30 years. I need help

Sunday 01/17/1999 5:03:28am
Name:	Mark Aaron
E-Mail:	wetcrackr1@aol.com
Homepage Title:	The FATMAN homepage
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ut/TheFATMANhomepage
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	SLC UTAH
Comments:	You guys rock, I would love to see a sequel to this tale of the not so dark knight!!! way cool!

Saturday 01/16/1999 12:51:33am
Name:	The Joker
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Arkham Assylum
Comments:	Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!Anything that makes the Joker laugh is well worth the time I spent reading it.Thanks for the way you ridiculed the Caped Kook and the Boy Blunder!I saw what you were doing with the villains,and I am sooooooooo happy you ridiculed that awful Nicholson caricature with that Pale Moonlight thing-which I never asked anyone!The caretakers here at Arkham tend to show us old Batman movies to remind us why we're here.I speak for the Penguin,the Catwoman,Two-Face,Mr.Freeze and Poison Ivy when I say that we were portrayed terribly.(The Riddler wasn't availiable for comment.)Here's hoping the next Batman movie bombs-but in case it doesn't I am preparing a nice,"Poison Pen,"letter to write the producers.

Thursday 01/14/1999 8:27:49pm
Name:	pghylnhpkylihli,hrtiht,khohrtoi
E-Mail:	lknb;nk.bm,@yrfhur.compthklhih,.toi;jiothr./hih;hikjhyppo.okhygt;hrti,.hy
Homepage Title:	;gbk.nib,;lrmythg;l,hrtlirtd ,yb,t,bkun ,
Homepage URL:	http://;b;kojhk vk hkyhm.omhpomohtm,p0 tpomrhpohmhtt0 koyk0kt0hk0o,hjmgmn htkl yom m hg htoh yhhklmgo trh g o gog gk,tkgt,k�
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	l,fbl
Comments:	That was the stupidist thing Ive ever read

Thursday 01/14/1999 0:45:22am
Name:	Brett Williams
E-Mail:	kooky_kid@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Brett's New Page About Nothing
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/5637
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Australia
Comments:	This is undoubtedly one of the funniest pages on the net. Being a fan of Batman, the parody script was well called for, since "Batman & Robin" really did suck... Great effort, and when's the movie comin' out?

Wednesday 01/13/1999 6:37:04pm
Name:	Avril Lagestee
E-Mail:	Lagman@lemoorenet.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	California
Comments:	Absolutely fantastic!! My husband had to pick me up off the floor!!

Wednesday 01/13/1999 6:33:48pm
Name:	Federico Arrieta
E-Mail:	Smarty86@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Santiago,Chile
Comments:	I love Batman Sucks 4 ever

Wednesday 01/13/1999 3:54:47am
Name:	Little Jimmy Cartwright from the flats
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Chuffing Grand

Tuesday 01/12/1999 11:34:55pm
Name:	Garry
E-Mail:	fazed@fazed.on.ca
Homepage Title:	My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles
Homepage URL:	http://members.tripod.com/~bathtime
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	I'm not sure....its cold, and dark, and I think I can hear a cat....
Comments:	I stand in awe. A parody site that manages to successfully parody a movie, and manages to be incredibly funny in the bargain! Well done, bravo, and all those other vaguely positive exclamations. I must say, I read your parody, and laughed until I stopped.

Tuesday 01/12/1999 9:27:21pm
Name:	batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	You guys suck...get a friggin' life. Batman is the penultimate of all that is pure and good. You have sullied his very persona. PISS OFF!!

Monday 01/11/1999 3:19:10pm
Name:	J.J.
E-Mail:	irish_112@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:
Comments:	WHAT A FUCKING FUNNY SCRIPT, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF FOR DAYS.

Sunday 01/10/1999 9:47:48pm
Name:	Skiazo
E-Mail:	skiazo@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Love yer page... The should drag Joel Schumacher out into the street and shoot him for his Batman Movies.... I really enjoyed Tim Burtons Batman... i don't see why joel hasn't went out and try to get Adam West to be the next batman... he could do a much better job than Clooney... They should really get Tim Burton back to do Batman... can't wait to see how Superman turns out... joel has made batman the pink knight... Tim Burton showed why Batman was the Dark Knight

Sunday 01/10/1999 12:54:05am
Name:	Wonder Woman
E-Mail:	None at present
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Thymescria
Comments:	As a super-heroine I have only the highest regard for Batman. He never tried to come on to me or the like during all those years we have been in the Justice League of America.Superman, on the other hand-the stories I could tell you about the times he caught me alone or tried to go on dates with me-!!! Why,he even admitted to dreaming...well,this information is for other web-pages.I repeat,Batman is a true gentleman around women.He even admires the Catwoman.

Saturday 01/09/1999 5:54:21pm
Name:	krasinski
E-Mail:	bidounet@club-internet.fr
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	france
Comments:	I love Batman. He is the hero of my life ! I would like to married him and to have twelve batchildrens with him. Batman, if you read me, knows that I am the prettiest spy in the world and Catman a fucking bitch. Kiss my love. I love you for ever. Nothing can be bigest than my love for you ! G�raldine

Wednesday 01/06/1999 6:26:17am
Name:	FREDCO
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NOWHERESVILLE
Comments:	KEEP IT REAL $$$$$$$ WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN???? KEEP IT REAL, HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE, WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!

Tuesday 01/05/1999 3:31:55pm
Name:	MR.FART
E-Mail:	I don't get it
Homepage Title:	Does someone know english
Homepage URL:	http://I still don't get it
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	The Ocean
Comments:	HELLO I AM MR.FART HELLO MY FURRY FRIENDS I DON'T THINK BATMAN'S DUMB HE'S JUST PLAN OLD FRUITY WITH A GUY IN A RUBBER SUIT AND HE NEVER LET'S NO ONE BORROW IT ALSO HE GET'S ALL THOSE GIRL'S ON T.V. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A WIFE. HAY DIRECTORS MAKE HIM HAVE A KID OR SOMETHING TO TAKE OVER TO PASS IT DOWN LET HIM MARRIE A RICH BLOND ALRIGHT OR I WON'T WRITE TO YOU NO MORE AND NOBODY ELSE WOULD BECAUSE THIS WEBSITE SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK'SSSSSSSSSSSS. KEEP IT REAL $$$$$$$

Tuesday 01/05/1999 3:17:47pm
Name:	Crazed fan
E-Mail:	Don't know
Homepage Title:	Don't have one.
Homepage URL:	http:// DON'T know
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Don't worry.
Comments:	I just like to say BATMAN is one of the best hero's on screen and in comics. I'd like to see more movies on him because every time I see another Batman movie I get excited also I wonder who's the villian and who's playing who or who's Batman this time because I guess the directors like to change the hero instead of keeping it the same person, also I I'd like writing to you guys who draw, write or make the outline drawing for BATMAN. Thanks for listening. Sincerely, YOUR CRAZED FAN.........

Monday 01/04/1999 1:01:24pm
Name:	Rizzo, the Rat-Boy Wonder....
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	I loved the parody... just what the doctor ordered for a rapidly worsening movie franchise... Of course, my favorite line was the one about the toaster: ((Dick: Why don't you ever let me use the damn toaster?! We're family, dammit, and you should trust me! What, do you think I'll burn the house down making some freakin' Pop-Tarts?)) By the way, I know someone who set their kitchen on fire with a Pop-Tart... grins

Sunday 01/03/1999 7:49:02am
Name:	FREDCO
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	The Batcave
Comments:	BULL POOP?!?! JUST WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY BULL POOP?!?!

Saturday 01/02/1999 4:38:11pm
Name:	Hugo Cesar Pi�a S�enz
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Yahoo.com
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	M�rida, Yucat�n M�xico
Comments:	Soy admirador desde los cuatro a�os, y colecciono juguetes tuyos. Me gustan mucho tus caricaturas. Hugo.

Saturday 01/02/1999 4:28:49pm
Name:	Harold Harris
E-Mail:	peanut@prysm.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Haughton LA
Comments:	saw your page you have the right name for it

Saturday 01/02/1999 3:30:54pm
Name:	GEORGE CLOONEY
E-Mail:	BROD@HOTMAIL.COM
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	BATCAVE ENTERPRISES
Comments:	BATMAN DOES NOT SUCK THAT IS A BUNCH OF BULL POOP. I THINK THAT YOU SUCK SO BAD YOU HAD TO GO AND MAKE OTHER PEOPLE THINK THAT BATMAN SUCKS I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU []0 [] []V[] []0

Saturday 01/02/1999 0:04:44am
Name:	Kahn Ken
E-Mail:	krish@hehe.com
Homepage Title:	none what so ever...
Homepage URL:	http://yeahlikeiknow.com
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	from planet Zorgon, just adjacent to Z4-UU7456-Levi's.
Comments:	har har har...guy's ur parodies on poor Baty have surely set the score on how he made us sit thru his terribly boring sequel which ended up curing my insomnia.......god bless ya. kahn

Friday 01/01/1999 9:35:08am
Name:	Charles
E-Mail:	nil
Homepage Title:	nil
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	nil
Comments:	You are right, batman really SUCKS!!! He covers his face so he can expose his underwear... no guts... And that's why batman really sucks.

Friday 01/01/1999 3:36:44am
Name:	Jade Murray!
E-Mail:	quent@lisp.com.au
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	Grenfell
Comments:	Dear , I love your movie GODZILLA! it is so cool.I wish we could have the video at home right in our loungeroom.Oh well i better go, Bye for now JADE

Tuesday 12/29/1998 0:07:18am
Name:	Bob the goon's one and only fan
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Georgia
Comments:	(laughs) That is about the funniest Batman parody I've ever read in my whole life! I laughed so hard, I think my sides split. However, what's up with killing the Penguin off? All he did was run around squaking alot, then he just up and died. As my name implies, I'm a fan of Bob the goon, Joker's henchman in Batman movie #1. Though I'd have loved seeing Bob in the parody, I think that Batman Sucks Forever does just fine with the henchmen at the begginning. P.S. I absoloutly LOVED the subplot about Alfred's drinking problem.

Monday 12/28/1998 0:37:42am
Name:	Josh
E-Mail:	Cupiedulla@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	California
Comments:	Batman and Robin was, without a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen. Godzilla seemed like ticket money well spent in comparison (which is saying a LOT!!!). Wasn't Arnold payed some 20 million for his role.... delivering the worst puns ever written?!? Your site has assured me there are others out there just as sick as I am of candy-ass sequels shattering all respect the originals deserve. If the rumors are true, and Tim Burton's gone and put his name on a Batman 5, then all is truly lost!!! I say we boycott and give them all the "cold shoulder" come opening day. Get it..... cold shoulder? Ha ha ha ha, that had to be worth at least one million, wouldn't you say? Great job, guys.

Sunday 12/27/1998 12:16:47am
Name:	glenn
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	here
Comments:	this is a hilarious rendition of the movie. i have seen the movie, and also think it was not as good as it was supposed to be. you did a good job here.

Saturday 12/19/1998 5:05:05am
Name:	Your Mom
E-Mail:	yourmom
Homepage Title:	Your Mom
Homepage URL:	http://yourmom
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Your Mom
Comments:	your mom wtf Your page was cool. Sike. No, it was cool. No it wasn't, liar. The script was funny, but not really. Some parts were funny, but most of it is just taken from other movies and stuff. Not really original, but I guess you did spend a lot of time on it so I have to respect that. Good job on wasting time. I read through the guestbook entries, too, 'cause I'm bored as fuck. I think the funnier parts of the page were the comments made by the people who hated you guys. All the cussin' out and stuff. Those are always funny. "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOUR PAGE SUCKED! YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! FUCKING FUCKS! FUCKER! SON OF A FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS!" Yeah. And like when they're finished, they probably forget what they're cussing out at you for. Anyway, peace out.

Thursday 12/17/1998 5:08:33pm
Name:	Agent M
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Alabama
Comments:	I love this web site! I'm not a fan of Batman! Hell I can't stand him! This is so cool!Peace!

Wednesday 12/16/1998 10:35:00pm
Name:	Wonderful
E-Mail:	help007@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I saw Batman & Robin opening night, too, and I full understand your disapointment. The others were great, but there is no excuse for B&R. Great script, too!

Wednesday 12/16/1998 1:05:07am
Name:	wouldn't you like to know
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This is the most idiotic display of "comedy" I've ever seen! Batman Forever is an awsome movie, and Val Kilmer is brilliant. Not to mention the best looking guy on this planet!!

Monday 12/14/1998 4:50:48pm
Name:	Sarah Slamen
E-Mail:	bvbnvnvnbvbnvbn
Homepage Title:	whatever
Homepage URL:	http://vbnvbnvbnvbn
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Hell
Comments:	god, this wasn't funny at all. i guess you watch too much full house, huh?

Wednesday 12/09/1998 3:52:42pm
Name:	Jeff Morris
E-Mail:	ciretose@wam.umd.edu
Homepage Title:	Ciretose's land of Mediocrity
Homepage URL:	http://www.wam.umd.edu/~cirtetose/
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Maryland
Comments:	And they say that our generation has yet to produce any great literture! I don't care what the kids say, you guys are smooth like buttah.

Sunday 12/06/1998 3:45:04pm
Name:	Lee Crisby
E-Mail:	leecrisby@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Lee's Spankin Homepage
Homepage URL:	http://mypage.goplay.com/the_dark_knight
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Fort McMurray, Alberta
Comments:	Hey Guys,I like the page. I don't know how many times I've said the same things I've just read on your webpage. I thought Batman Forever was alright, but didn't compare to the previous 2 films, but the last one was a joke! I've been an avid Batman fan for years, but I lost my appetite after watching Batman & Robin. Hopefully, if there is a 5th installment on the way, it'll patch up some of the scars left by the 4th film. Later,Lee

Friday 12/04/1998 4:55:08pm
Name:	Renegade_Master
E-Mail:	grandmasterfunk@angelfire.com
Homepage Title:	BATMAN RULES!!!
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/sk/shakenbake/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	BATMAN KIKS!!!
Comments:	Riddle me this, and riddle me that: who is afraid of the big, black bat? YOU, YOU FUCKING HOMO! BATMAN KICKS ASS!

Thursday 12/03/1998 11:46:05am
Name:	flagg
E-Mail:	flagg@megadeth.com
Homepage Title:	The Church Of Metallica
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/2045
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	chicago, il
Comments:	i loved your parody on batman.. really funny.. i sorta wrote a parody.. i'm not sure what it is. its habib, which is sorta modeled after apu from the simpsons. everyone who has read it loved it.. :) here is the address ifyou would like to read it: http://www.geocities.com/~cliffdog/html/writing.html

Tuesday 12/01/1998 10:03:37am
Name:	wHiPLaSh
E-Mail:	whiplash@bellsouth.net
Homepage Title:	A Family Entertainment Tribute to Sam Kinison
Homepage URL:	http://www.kinison.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Florida
Comments:	I laughed so hard, I nearly puked! That's some funny stuff!

Tuesday 12/01/1998 7:46:48am
Name:	Linda
E-Mail:	cnliu@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	TAIWAN
Comments:	hello..... i like batman.... and i would like to collect some stuff of him.....

Tuesday 11/24/1998 6:13:45pm
Name:	Mikey
E-Mail:	Love_1331@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ontario
Comments:	How could you discriminate such an awesome caracter? You just decide that you hate something, so you make a wab page of it? You suck boy! I think you and your page sux fuck and you definetely should go fuk yourself!!!!! Make a better page....BYE!!!!

Saturday 11/21/1998 10:12:52am
Name:	Slick
E-Mail:	BIgfoot3000@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	Calgary
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS!!! IT'S BEEN THIS LONG SINCE PEOPLE FINALY NOTICED THAT BATMAN SUCKS!!!

Friday 11/20/1998 7:39:05pm
Name:	Nestor
E-Mail:	zeus@utp.edu.co
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Colombia
Comments:	Hi Michael and Andrew, this is Nestor from Colombia, again, i didn�t write u from a long long time ago... so... i was surfing on and found your page again... can u beleave that i haven�t finish the translation of the script... i�ve been very busy at the university... besides it�s not such an easy job! well... please write me back! see ya nesstor.

Wednesday 11/18/1998 8:16:01pm
Name:	Justice
E-Mail:	theBatmanMovieIsGreat@theWorld.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	People's heart
Comments:	I think that your Homepage is more suck than the Batman Movie. You guys are the number one Mother Fucker in the whole world !! How can you waste your time to make a stupid homepage like that? You can do other great thing than wasting time to fuck around in the world, can't you? If you still doing a stupid thing, then see you in the hell !! Fuck you guys. You son of the bitch !!!

Wednesday 11/18/1998 7:39:46pm
Name:	official critic
E-Mail:	Imnottelling@toobad.net
Homepage Title:	r u listening?
Homepage URL:	http://I don't want YOU to go
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	none of your bussiness
Comments:	YOUR website sucks more than anything. Get a life. You actually wasted your time with this. HA!

Friday 11/13/1998 9:20:00pm
Name:	shaggs 2dope
E-Mail:	fuckoff@yousuck.net
Homepage Title:	jackin world
Homepage URL:	http://jackin world.com
Referred By:	Signing another Guestbook
Location:	asia
Comments:	your line sucks girls wanna jack me off or fuck me just ask i'll fuck and you wont be able to walk the next day i'm a pussy breaker girls fuck me hard now just locate me on vplaces look for shaggy

Friday 11/13/1998 8:50:59pm
Name:	rob
E-Mail:	kal500@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	nj
Comments:	good job on the script. im a batman nut and love what you did to the page. my friends who go to umd like it too. keep it up and once again, good job

Friday 11/13/1998 5:46:47pm
Name:	MoNiKa
E-Mail:	MoNyKa14@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	:\
Homepage URL:	http://wWw.MoNiCa.CoM
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	M�XiCo
Comments:	greaat parody!! i've already read it twice!!:)

Thursday 11/12/1998 6:37:39am
Name:	william morris
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	MAyfeild college UK
Comments:	All the batman films are great and i hope that there are meany more to come in the future. i took my girl friend to se the fourth instullment f the films on her birthday. we are both big fans of the batman films and are all pleased to be able to enter this sight.

Wednesday 11/11/1998 1:50:31pm
Name:	Siobhan Morris
E-Mail:	slm196@soton.ac.uk
Homepage Title:	Highrisers Homepage
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/az/highrisers
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Southampton, England
Comments:	Love the parody. I mean, LOVE it. Very nice site.:)

Wednesday 11/11/1998 10:53:24am
Name:	TREVOR
E-Mail:	GIANTSKICK@AOL
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	ROCKAWAY, NJ
Comments:	BATMAN RULES ALTHOUGH THE LAST TWO MOVIES WEREN'T VERY GOOD BUT HE IS STILL AWESOME.

Saturday 11/07/1998 5:55:01pm
Name:	your ass
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	the trash can
Comments:	you guys suck dick

Friday 11/06/1998 5:36:29pm
Name:	minnieguerrero
E-Mail:	minnie857@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	AOL
Location:	fort gordon, ga
Comments:	way funny guy and real cool page. my boss told me about your wed page. he is a dentist and he also think batman suck. hasta lavieta- minnie

Friday 11/06/1998 1:58:17pm
Name:	chris charlton
E-Mail:	charltonsect@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	levelnine
Homepage URL:	http://www.freeyellow.com/members5/mrsect/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	cincinnati, ohio
Comments:	very nice script... it kept my attention to the end... some of it was pushing a little harderon cheese than the rest... but i thought it was hysterical... and thanks for doing something about what everyone was thinking... maybe one day they'll make a good batman movie... and if they don't... i will.... thanks again... chris.

Tuesday 11/03/1998 3:34:41pm
Name:	Ana Vasquez
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	TX
Comments:	Really funny, I laughed my ass off. You should try to turn this into a short movie. It's really, really, really, good!

Monday 11/02/1998 11:39:48pm
Name:	Shari lange
E-Mail:	slange@sundance.usd.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Minnesota
Comments:	I absolutly love Batman But I must agree with you on Batman and Robin I think it suck shit to be truthful and that you should seriously talk to Mel Brooks and have him actully do this it is the funniest thing that I have ever read about batman. Keep it up you did great!!!!!

Saturday 10/31/1998 1:55:51pm
Name:	Jack Xzander
E-Mail:	xzander80@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Australian Goods.net
Homepage URL:	http://AustralianGoods.angelfire.net/kgb/kgbgoods.rmb?owner=bsa
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Melbourne, Australia
Comments:	This was soooo funny. I love to write but I could've never thought of a story like this, good job,mate. I laughed and laughed!! G'day, mate!

Thursday 10/29/1998 5:27:07pm
Name:	Matt Damon
E-Mail:	I Can't tell you
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://I Won't tell you
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	U.S.A.
Comments:	wicked junk you got here I should of been batboy!!!

Tuesday 10/27/1998 3:27:42am
Name:	DNB: AKA:King Arthur: AKA:Pigpen
E-Mail:	dbelgard@glue.umd.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Over the rainbow
Comments:	Awsome script guys. Laughed my *** off. oh yeh, Mike Moyer is a tool.

Saturday 10/24/1998 6:52:50pm
Name:	Joe
E-Mail:	Rushfan102@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Cleveland, OH
Comments:	Great page and great script too! I practically laughed my head off! The script reminded me of the David Zucker-Jim Abrahams-Jerry Zucker movies (i.e. Airplane!, the Naked Gun movies, etc.) Now if it can only be made into a movie....

Friday 10/23/1998 10:54:20pm
Name:	Ed Wang
E-Mail:	versace@wt.net
Homepage Title:	Ed's WebSite
Homepage URL:	http://members.xoom.com/edwang
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	U.S.
Comments:	Nice!

Thursday 10/22/1998 9:24:10am
Name:	Julie
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	England
Comments:	Total Crap one of the worsed scrips yet, sorry

Saturday 10/17/1998 0:15:39am
Name:	jodi kennedy
E-Mail:	wantusnow@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	JO MAMA SAID KICK YO ASS! We just would like to say YOU SUCK! BATMAN FOREVER! Batman kicks ass. You only wish you could wear a suit like that and look good. Fatty. What do you do, eat french fries everyday?? Are they finger licking good? You tell me greasy. Have a nice day. PS YOU BETTER HOPE BATMAN DOESN'T NEED TO COME SAVE YOU SOME DAY CUZ YOUR UP SHIT CREEK WITH OUT A PADDLE.

Thursday 10/15/1998 11:12:38pm
Name:	LYNDAL
E-Mail:	@BHS.COM
Homepage Title:	HELLO
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	N.S.W
Comments:	KINDA SUX BUTJ I HAVEN'T REALLY EXPLORED IT YET

Thursday 10/15/1998 12:45:46am
Name:	joe
E-Mail:	wickhac@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Just surfing up bill clinton for a few jokes when i came accross this site. I agree batman does suck. But the best thing about him is that he is not real.

Thursday 10/15/1998 8:03:35am
Name:	Po Reuger
E-Mail:	R9629041@qub.ac.uk
Homepage Title:	N/A
Homepage URL:	http://www.
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Downpatrick, N - Ireland
Comments:	What a hip idea. I loved the first movie but thought the rest kinda lost the plot. But hey we all like to do that now and again. Peace. PR

Tuesday 10/13/1998 9:46:45am
Name:	bort
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	I don't have one
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	springfield
Comments:	Fuck you

Sunday 10/11/1998 0:59:15am
Name:	infiniti
E-Mail:	infinitisk@aol.com
Homepage Title:	SUPERSPIDER
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/sk/superspider/index.html
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	NJ
Comments:	Great webpage. I agree w/you guys totally about the 4th movie. The script is great, you should turn it into a movie.

Friday 10/09/1998 8:03:51pm
Name:	Don McLeod
E-Mail:	dmcleod@iserv.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Holland MI
Comments:	Poison Ivy was in the '60's show but was male

Thursday 10/08/1998 6:04:36pm
Name:	Frank Hernandez
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	nonenone
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Califonia
Comments:	I think this page is funny i will like to see you make fun of the Man in the Iron Mask.

Thursday 10/08/1998 4:17:18pm
Name:	scott turner
E-Mail:	scottturner@hotmail
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	olivet
Comments:	this site is one of the funniest i've seen in a while. if ya ever want to spoof another film gimme a call. ive already spoofed "the godfather" and i'm working on spoofing whatever else i can find to make fun of. i work at a blockbuster so it shouldnt be too hard. later, guys.

Thursday 10/08/1998 1:19:24pm
Name:	malone terrence
E-Mail:	malonet@bliss-31da.army.mil
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	new orleans
Comments:	As an extreme Bat Fan (I have the Bat signal tatooed in the middle of my chest) I found this piece to be extremely entertaining and prodigeosly humerous. Thanx for the hard work it took make this it is most definatly appreciated!

Wednesday 10/07/1998 10:23:32am
Name:	Jeff
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Texas
Comments:	Very original and funny!! I could not stop laughing!!!! MAD magazine material!!

Wednesday 10/07/1998 9:48:09am
Name:	Maxime Lepoutre
E-Mail:	elepoutre@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	France
Comments:	I tjink that your site is great ,it's so funny!!!!!!!!

Sunday 10/04/1998 10:52:34am
Name:	Felipe Galvez
E-Mail:	Tsantana
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Chile
Comments:	This is the coolest page of Batman we ever have seen.

Saturday 10/03/1998 9:18:49pm
Name:	Larry Graves
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Grave Times (Humorous Stories and Poetry)
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/8854/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ontario, Canada
Comments:	My whole family loved your site and hated the movie!!! :) SRC="http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/8854/family.gif">

Thursday 10/01/1998 11:08:53am
Name:	Kevin Cavallaro
E-Mail:	Giller399@AOL.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:
Comments:	Funny story.I really liked it.

Wednesday 09/30/1998 4:01:03pm
Name:	Eric Garcia
E-Mail:	2001 n fith
Homepage Title:	BatMan Forever
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Fort Stockten TX
Comments:	I think BatMan and.Roben is fun to watch.And cool

Tuesday 09/29/1998 7:13:04pm
Name:	Julia
E-Mail:	newffler@erols.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Maryland
Comments:	This is one of the best parodies I've seen in a long time. You guys did a great job and I loved all the jokes!!! Great work!!!!!

Tuesday 09/29/1998 11:08:10am
Name:	Jaibyrd
E-Mail:	LK16389@wcu.edu
Homepage Title:	The Weirdo Zone
Homepage URL:	http://members.tripod.com/~Jaibyrd/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Another Planet
Comments:	Love the script!! Bravo! Bravo! Hope there are more in the works (?). I have you guys on my Catwoman page as a link! come and visit sometime and keep up the Batman bashing work!!!

Monday 09/28/1998 9:02:57am
Name:	Eham Zad
E-Mail:	pushka@paknet.ptc.pk
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Pakistan
Comments:	Its a fact that all Batman Movies are worse than sucking shit from an elephants-hole for 3hrs. The special effect artists are wasting time and money on these stupid stories cuz if they needed a script they should be commin to guys like u (busting their butts off) to get something good.

Monday 09/28/1998 1:00:11am
Name:	dave
E-Mail:	wabbott270@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	alabama
Comments:	this is hilarious...you should seriously send this to warner brothers have they seen it? it's great...it would be great if you could get all the folks from the actual movies...jack nicholson,tommy lee jones,jim carrey,, uma thurman, michelle pfeifer, danny devito, arnold swarzenager, alicia silverstone , michael gough, and pat hingle to portray their own parody...what would be really great would be to get all three batmans-michael keaton, val kilmer, and geaorge clooney, to randomly alternate scenes so you never know at any moment which one is actually going to be batman next...of course chris odonell and dean cain for the superman cameo...anyway its great all the jokes are great and kind of subtle...of course the best dorector if they did make a movie of this is neither tim burton nor joel shumaker but me l brooks! it'd be great! one thing...you should have made a joke about how harvey dent was portrayed by billy dee williams in the original movie...a black man...and suddenly became a white man...and a bigger name star...when he became twoface in the third film...for the movie wed have to have a scene where billy dean williams comes in in cheap twoface makeup complaining about the racial injustice of his being replaced by tommy lee jones....the two could get in a fight and have a REAL identity crisis! anyway your writing is brilliant and by the way i think the first batman was great but after that they just got increasingly suckier with each one until the emabarrasing culmination in the fourth film of possibly the worst comic book superhero movie of all time. and you know theres serious talk about a 5th one?!oh well i really enjoyed itit was great laugh thanks so much for the script

Sunday 09/27/1998 8:58:17am
Name:	Ariunaa
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Mongolia
Comments:	Hilarious!! Best parody i've ever read. Bravo, applause, ENCORE!!!!

Saturday 09/26/1998 3:21:14am
Name:	Peter Mossesgeld
E-Mail:	jeanpaul_valley@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:
Comments:	Well...coming from a Bat-devotee, i could say that your parody was...well, on the BAT. It is even more entertaining than the Joel Schumacher Bat-flicks. However, there may be room for some improvements such as.... 1) Comic-book sound FX (POW! WHAM! SOCK!) 2) Other bat-villains (Ras'Al-Ghul, Killer Croc, The Mad Hatter, even Siren - from the old TV series, played by Joan Collins) That surely made my day.....

Friday 09/25/1998 9:40:45pm
Name:	Rena
E-Mail:	Gillumjrt@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	MI
Comments:	This was so funny I think they should put this in the movies this was the bomb

Friday 09/25/1998 12:41:28am
Name:	takata yukio alex
E-Mail:	wbs45617@mail.wbs.ne.jp
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	japan
Comments:	rely cool! good stuff to read,but watchout! schumacher can use this for the next batflick!!!!!!

Tuesday 09/22/1998 4:09:31pm
Name:	AdAm
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	ILLinoiS
Comments:	This script didn't suck!!! It kicked superman's @$$.

Saturday 09/19/1998 2:52:33pm
Name:	Andrey Kalinine (Batmanight84)
E-Mail:	Batmanight84@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Andrey's HomePage
Homepage URL:	http://http://www.angelfire.com/ok/Batmanight/
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Chicago
Comments:	Nice Page I like it even though I am a Batman fan i like the page it is funny e-mail me we can chat about things see ya later =]

Thursday 09/17/1998 4:13:47pm
Name:	Matthew Seagle
E-Mail:	ogre_bef@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Canada
Comments:	Love the page!! Espically the Batman sucks forever script. I've never laughed SO hard.

Thursday 09/17/1998 1:00:28pm
Name:	Darrion Johnson
E-Mail:	grifterD@webtv.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Worcester, Ma.
Comments:	That had to the funniest thing I've ever read...Nothingbut respect for your authorita!!!!

Wednesday 09/16/1998 4:56:33pm
Name:	Lee Darin
E-Mail:	juniordarin@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Windber Pennsylvania
Comments:	I looked at the script and it is hil -freakin-larious!!!I haven't Laughed that hard in a long time! If you like , it would be so cool to make this spoof into an actual motion picture. It would be almost like "wrongfully accused"!so drop me a line at juniordarin@hotmail.com I wanna hear from you!

Wednesday 09/16/1998 1:03:06pm
Name:	Eric J Modrzakowski
E-Mail:	emodrzakowski@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Great Gretzky
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stadium/1583/
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	NJ
Comments:	Batman is my favorite superHeoro of all time and I usually don't like it when people make up joke stories about him ... but after reading yours ( after I got throught laughing my head off ) I thought it was absolutaly funny. Good job!!

Wednesday 09/16/1998 4:22:32am
Name:	Zhongyang
E-Mail:	tzy@pacnet.sg
Homepage Title:	sumting
Homepage URL:	http://www.ri.sch.edu.sg/981b/teo_zhongyang
Referred By:	Clicked on a 'Guestbooks by GuestWorld' Button
Location:	sumwhere
Comments:	No Comments!

Wednesday 09/16/1998 1:03:32am
Name:	Darren Borum
E-Mail:	batmon5@gateway.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Chicago
Comments:	Hey loved the script. Warner Brothers should make into a movie. OOps too late they already made a parody of the Batman movies and they titled it Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

Monday 09/14/1998 8:59:19pm
Name:	<img src=//www.geocities.com/TheTropics/8886/guazon96.gif>
E-Mail:	guazon@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	<font color=gray size=6>La Guarida del Guaz�n
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Cabana/9888
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Chile
Comments:	Great Site....keep on the good work!!

Saturday 09/12/1998 2:33:18pm
Name:	Josh Bermont
E-Mail:	poiznpen@shore.intercom.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Hell
Comments:	I'm a huge fan of the Batman mythos and, like many innocent moviegoers, nearly puked after bearing witness to the cosmic, horrible, ridiculous, demented, colorful latrine-scraping that was Joel Schumacher's treatment of the Greatest Hero of All Time. I was horrified! Repulsed! I couldn't bear to watch this...this drivel, this mockery! So you can imagine how hard I laughed at your brilliant satire of the Bat-films. It was hilarious! Take a bow, you have done an amazing job here! Outstanding!

Wednesday 09/09/1998 3:17:13pm
Name:	Jenny
E-Mail:	jmb_@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Louweeseeana
Comments:	Wunnerful parody, guys! Lots of laughs, especially the parts where Batman described the history of his villians. snickergrin I would definitaly read any other parody you can cook up.

Wednesday 09/09/1998 3:15:08pm
Name:	The Bat72 ( Misty )
E-Mail:	The_Bat72@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Wayne Manor/The Bat Cave
Comments:	I think that you are a bit looney, But I can except that. I am a TRUE BAT FAN and I don't have enough time to do things like that. But if you do that's cool. Anyone whom is over 20 years old and a true fan , can e-mail me. Again this is a good thing you got going here. Keep it up, I'll put you in my fav's. {>^

Saturday 09/05/1998 1:33:07pm
Name:	Big Miguel Sanchez
E-Mail:	bigmiguelsanchez@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	The Rabid Monkey Game Site
Homepage URL:	http://www.rabidmonkey. cjb.net
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Deep within the center of the earth
Comments:	Kick ass parody. I'm linking to it next time i update my web site. Once again. Kick Ass!

Friday 09/04/1998 9:23:11pm
Name:	this shi fuckin' sucks you dumb fuckin
E-Mail:	idiot's. you think this shit is funny
Homepage Title:	shit.
Homepage URL:	http://your moms dick is funnier than this
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	you stupic cock suckers

Friday 09/04/1998 10:12:01am
Name:	boss
E-Mail:	f.y.
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	kc
Comments:	i think you and your nerd friends are full of shit. the movie was very good and your a dickhead. a real batman fan indeed. you suck you little prick.

Thursday 09/03/1998 2:44:58am
Name:	jamie brown
E-Mail:	rascal77@kcinter.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	kansas city, ks
Comments:	Great parody, gentleman. One of the best I've read. I applaud you. I know alot of work went into this. (which is actually kind of sick, but hey....you gotta have a hobby.) Again, nice work! Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. Fine holiday fun! J

Tuesday 09/01/1998 1:38:10pm
Name:	The Jerker
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Somwhere in LA
Comments:	Oh, God. Thats your screenplays one of the funniest things Ive ever read

Tuesday 09/01/1998 12:26:18am
Name:	Jonathon
E-Mail:	jbrehm1@ibm.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Virginia
Comments:	Great site ya'll. I laughed for hours at the parody. Keep it up maybe you should try making an actual screen play... Or maybe not.

Thursday 08/27/1998 3:22:13pm
Name:	dena
E-Mail:	kuniyoshi54@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	san diego
Comments:	the best thing about batman? two words: harley quinn

Sunday 08/23/1998 11:24:26pm
Name:	Dina
E-Mail:	private
Homepage Title:	Dina's Dolls
Homepage URL:	http://temporarily closed
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	England
Comments:	Very Funny, I love it!!!!! I love it!

Sunday 08/23/1998 11:21:19pm
Name:	Dina
E-Mail:	private
Homepage Title:	Dina's Dolls
Homepage URL:	http://temporarily closed
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	England
Comments:	Very Funny

Sunday 08/23/1998 9:02:33am
Name:	Jason
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Hey there! Sell your idea to a TV show or something! It would be cool!

Sunday 08/23/1998 2:04:29am
Name:	batman
E-Mail:	bgard@nemonet.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	missouri
Comments:	BATMAN DOES NOT SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE A BIG LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE SUPER HERO THAT IS BETTER THAN BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday 08/21/1998 2:26:42am
Name:	Conrad
E-Mail:	spike111@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NJ
Comments:	I loved reading BSF. I think you should put photos from the movies along with the script. I'd like to help.

Thursday 08/20/1998 3:55:46pm
Name:	Douglas Cassidy
E-Mail:	http://www.douglascassidy@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	hot mail
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Miami, Fl
Comments:	George Cloney needed to be alot more built if he was going to play the part of Batman. I think that Batgirl is the most stupedest, most cheseiest thing I've ever heard of. i cant believe it made a single cent.

Thursday 08/20/1998 3:55:34pm
Name:	Douglas Cassidy
E-Mail:	http://www.douglascassidy@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	hot mail
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Miami, Fl
Comments:	George Cloney needed to be alot more built if he was going to play the part of Batman. I think that Batgirl is the most stupedest, most cheseiest thing I've ever heard of. i cant believe it made a single cent.

Wednesday 08/19/1998 1:18:02am
Name:	Brittany
E-Mail:	brit@tptnet.com
Homepage Title:	Brittany's Place on the Web!!!!!!!!!
Homepage URL:	http://texasdigital.com/brit/index3.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	My name is Brittany, I love your website. Check out mine at http://texasdigital.com/brit/index3.html I am currently a Freshman in my second semester in a University in Texas.I spent most of my childhood until High School in Corpus Christi. In High School I was very active in extra curricular activities. I was captain of the cheerleaders, play volleyball and basketball as well as ran track. I have pledged a Sorority, and should become a full member after probation. I am also a lil sister to a fraternity. ( that's how I met Jonathan!) My major at this time is General Studies, though I am interested in computers, psychology, and other liberal arts. Every tells me I will change my major at least 3 times, so we will see. Favorite foods: I love all seafood, especially fish. Italian is good too! Hobbies: I love all sports, out door activities, computers, dancing, and hanging out with friends. Turn ons ( Gosh I sound like a Playboy playmate haha!) Intelligent men, who wear nice cologne. I also love a good sense of humor. Of course good looks always work too! Turn offs I can go on for ever here! Cocky men who can't back it up. Poor grooming habits. Extremes - whether it be with drugs, alcohol or anything. Brittany

Monday 08/17/1998 10:11:21pm
Name:	vincent wayne
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	twoareus
Homepage URL:	http://venus.loveyou.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	philippines
Comments:	I love batman, especially Bruce Wayne I think his the greatest. but I think batman the movies sucks!

Friday 08/14/1998 4:04:03pm
Name:	Brian Hagen
E-Mail:	bdhagen@inxpress.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Great! I love satire, and I also think that B&R was basically BS, BO, and BF. Hope they do better soon ...

Friday 08/14/1998 10:34:02am
Name:	DEMON
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	MADE ABOUT BATS
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	LONDON ENGLAND
Comments:	BATMAN MOVIES NEED TO BE MUCH MORE LIKE THE COMIC BOOKS. THE FIRST ONE WAS OK THEN IT JUST WENT DOWN HILL. SINCE WHEN DID BATMAN EVER HAVE A BAT CRADIT CARD(BATMAN & ROBIN) THATS JUST CRAPHE NEEDS TO BE DARK AND MENACING NOT LIKEABLE.

Thursday 08/13/1998 7:23:35pm
Name:	H Dent16
E-Mail:	H Dent16 @ aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	Muscle Shoals, Alabama
Comments:	this movie sucked beyond all comparison it had a very poor excuse for Harvey Dent in it!This is a great website guys keep up the good work!!!!

Wednesday 08/12/1998 12:51:54am
Name:	R
E-Mail:	Greyson3@aol.com
Homepage Title:	None
Homepage URL:	http://None
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	PA
Comments:	Funny, funny page. I never saw the movie, but I did catch that killer clown reference... oh, and a question. Do you guys know who Dave Barry is? Is that where you got the pop-tart thing?

Monday 08/10/1998 6:23:57pm
Name:	the joker
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	usa
Comments:	great

Sunday 08/09/1998 5:23:54pm
Name:	Kevin Allan
E-Mail:	GunsAllan@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Virginia
Comments:	As a lover of Batman and the first two movies, I must say with all honesty,that upon reading pages upon pages of Batman-bashing, I couldn't stop laughing. Good work.

Saturday 08/08/1998 1:46:52pm
Name:	Scott
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Batman & Robin was the second worst movie I've ever seen. (right after Highlander 2 (Highlander Who?!?) This site is the perfect tribute to such a travesty.

Saturday 08/08/1998 1:34:35pm
Name:	jamie stanley
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	trenton
Comments:	you know what? you suck and batman rules!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 08/05/1998 1:34:00am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	BATMAN KICKS ASS!!! SO U PEOPLE CAN SHUT UP!! BATMAN IS DA BOMB!!!

Tuesday 08/04/1998 7:56:40pm
Name:	Green Lantern
E-Mail:	herogreenlantern@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	JLA @ H&V
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Labyrinth/9117/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Texas
Comments:	In the words of Cartman, "Kick ASS!". I laughed until I was sick. Seriously. I'm suing you guys for all the "pain and anguish" that was caused by my sides splitting. :)

Monday 08/03/1998 8:24:15pm
Name:	Penguin-girl the avenger!
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Hell
Comments:	Just because the Schumacher movies and the TV show sucked is no reason to make fun of my little Timmy Burton. He made Batman truly Gothic. His movies are magical to me, and he was once the only thing that kept me from suicide. Please please please don't take this too far. Best wishes.

Sunday 08/02/1998 9:36:10pm
Name:	chris
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:
Comments:	the story is the funniest thing i have read in a long time and i like the toaster and pop-tart thing

Sunday 08/02/1998 7:10:55pm
Name:	Joel S.
E-Mail:	JoelS@PleaseDontKillMe.AOL.Com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Yeah, Yeah I know I really fucked up the Batman franchise, but here's why. Y'see, Bob Kane is my uncle, and he never let me be a villian in his comics! Sure, my cousin Oswald got to be the Penquin, and my brother Harvey got to be Two-Face, but not me! So I showed him! I took over the movies and did what no villain has been able to do in 50 years...I destroyed batman! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! I am the greatest Batman villain of all time! Just wait till you see Batman 5, starring William Shatner as Batman and Jaleel White and Robin! Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! And I won't stop there! My neighbors, Jerry and Joe are next on my hit list! That's right, It was I who cast Nic Cage as Superman! And I'll do it again! Bastards!

Sunday 08/02/1998 2:02:58pm
Name:	Ras Al Ghul
E-Mail:	The Lazurus Pit
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From a Friend
Location:	Tibet
Comments:	You cretins!Make a parody,use so many second-third rate Batman villains,and not even mention me? I have been Batman's true arch-foe since 1971.None of the movies used me,few cartoons used me-and now you won't use me. However-after I read the parody I laughed heartily at the way you used them all.Now I'm glad you didn't use me.I'm too villainous for this type of parody.

Friday 07/31/1998 7:18:07am
Name:	Oishi
E-Mail:	oishi@geocities.com
Homepage Title:	Requiem Aeternam
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/area51/6939
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Australia
Comments:	Wow. That was really funny. A truly masterful parody. Better than cubic zirconium!

Thursday 07/30/1998 0:45:08am
Name:	Dyllan
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Brazil
Comments:	Just text??????? Where's the interactive stuff? where are the files for download? where are the pictures? where are the sounds? this site sucks!

Wednesday 07/29/1998 10:01:55pm
Name:	michelle
E-Mail:	combatrock@chickmail.com
Homepage Title:	obsession
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/~demonicka
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	fdlsk
Comments:	heh. i have never laughed so hard in my life. i think that the batman movies should have ceased after tim burton stopped directing them. oh well. just my two cents.

Wednesday 07/29/1998 3:24:37pm
Name:	shuuuuuut uuuuup doont uuuu knoooow iiim geeeeeettttiing aa
E-Mail:	fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Homepage Title:	deis is non frence mercy
Homepage URL:	http://,gjx nzi
Referred By:	AngelFire
Location:	mars
Comments:	u are a gay toss pot u stupid earthling prick

Wednesday 07/29/1998 0:53:24am
Name:	Danny Lewis
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Awesome script! It was totally funny! I laughed a lot, though I didn't get some of the jokes. But, oh well! Keep up the good work and how 'bout makin' another one. Even funnier! Pretend the Dynamic 'Cheesy' Duel and the stupid villains didn't die. Maybe?

Tuesday 07/28/1998 8:22:58pm
Name:	Beth D.
E-Mail:	bethd_747@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Clicked on our Banner Advertisement
Location:	PA
Comments:	Yeah! This page rules. I give it two thumbs up. Way up! Brilliantly written... a comic relief... Parody of the Year... something the whole world should read... except those people that just go someplace to critisize it. But I'm not one of those people. No siree. I like it. A LOT! It's FUNNY! Funny I tell ya. Hilarious in fact! Very good job, writers. Keep up the good work. It's really cool. And don't you forget it!

Tuesday 07/28/1998 12:40:13am
Name:	Nancy K. TORIBIO
E-Mail:	toribio@webtv.net
Homepage Title:	Travel to Hawaii
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/hi/maunakea/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Hilo (Big Island), Hawaii
Comments:	interesting site; check out my Hawaii links (for a free cyber Hawaii vacation) -- recipes, music & FREE cyber post cards you can send your friends. Regards, Nancy

Monday 07/27/1998 6:59:43pm
Name:	David Dailey
E-Mail:	junkman@.hubofthenet.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	texas
Comments:	funny stuff although i am a die-hard batman fan there is nothing wrong with a little batman humor

Sunday 07/26/1998 1:09:25am
Name:	Chris
E-Mail:	chrisisgreat@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Canada
Comments:	There is supposed to be another batman movie with the scarecrow. Oh no!

Thursday 07/23/1998 11:39:52pm
Name:	Tyrone
E-Mail:	tyrone.e.ko@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	Australia
Comments:	Batman Sucks Forever is hilarious. Well done. Any plans for a parody of other movies?

Thursday 07/23/1998 9:04:47pm
Name:	Justin Hobart
E-Mail:	castol1@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Cas' Webpage
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/area51/dungeon/5923
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Maine
Comments:	this is a cool page. It's a riot!

Thursday 07/23/1998 8:16:13pm
Name:	Rex
E-Mail:	csvigilante@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Chainsaw Vigilante's Tick Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/cvtick/
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	San Francisco
Comments:	This page is soooo funny! I've been a fan of this page for a long time, and I can't stop reading it! Keep it up! :)

Wednesday 07/22/1998 3:27:54pm
Name:	Doug Quaid
E-Mail:	dougq@usa.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ames Iowa
Comments:	yo, dis is a really sucky page, why in the hell did you geeks spend all your time making this crap when you could be gettin chicks! peace out loosers :(

Saturday 07/18/1998 1:27:03pm
Name:	Livewire
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Wow! Awesome page. I love the parody:)

Friday 07/17/1998 5:38:00pm
Name:	Funky
E-Mail:	not telling
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Yahoo!
Location:	P.A
Comments:	Batman rules you guys suck!Fuck You! Fuck You!Fuck Fuck Fuck!

Friday 07/17/1998 5:30:45pm
Name:	Katie
E-Mail:	katieh@ptd.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Japan
Comments:	This is a great site!

Wednesday 07/15/1998 7:32:06pm
Name:	batman fan
E-Mail:	kissmyass.hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	kiss my harry ass
Homepage URL:	http://none of your damn business
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	where the hell are you from?
Comments:	I think your website should be banned forever!

Wednesday 07/15/1998 4:03:11am
Name:	Meghan
E-Mail:	spector@interaccess.com
Homepage Title:	cobweb
Homepage URL:	http://homepages.interaccess.com/~spector/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	left of the mississippi
Comments:	You guys kick my ass. What more can i say. I want to direct it. :) right after i finish film school.

Monday 07/13/1998 10:05:03am
Name:	Froggy
E-Mail:	tomt@globalnet.co.uk
Homepage Title:	#SharkTank - IRC - CHAT
Homepage URL:	http://surf.to/sharktank
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	LONDON
Comments:	heheheheheheheh Cool site - nicley designed and damn funny. Keep up the good work and remember if u need a mutant frog - just pick up the green slimey phone. Froggy :o) http://surf.to/sharktank the best under water chat

Sunday 07/12/1998 9:54:41am
Name:	batman rules
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	batman does not suck you do

Thursday 07/09/1998 4:06:53am
Name:	bubba
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	north dakota
Comments:	bat man sucks

Wednesday 07/08/1998 4:30:38pm
Name:	Parker
E-Mail:	zakhamb@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	the Mel Brooks Webring Homepage
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/1382/mel.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	MO
Comments:	Haha. I read the script (of course) and the funniest part has to be the scene where all the villians are making puns...or maybe the part where the penguin dies. Oh well. I'm into parodies, my site's dedicated to Mel Brooks, that director that did all those old parodies like Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein, and Robin Hood Men in Tights. Anyway, check out my site, because, well, I signed your guestbook.

Tuesday 07/07/1998 10:12:08pm
Name:	Bleetz
E-Mail:	wenggoy@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Philippines
Comments:	you guys did well, i totally agreed with you. B & R really sucked, lets wait for the superman movie instead

Tuesday 07/07/1998 4:23:47pm
Name:	Harley Quinn
E-Mail:	harleyquinnjoker@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Smiles of Crime
Homepage URL:	http://2smile.home.ml.org
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	gotham city
Comments:	Great page HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. theyshould make your script, the otherversion made me psychotic, i kept stabbing myself to stay awake..

Sunday 07/05/1998 3:05:37pm
Name:	starrside
E-Mail:	starrside@Aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	California
Comments:	I adore Batman,. this page is sooo funny. thanks for the laughs. Pop-tarts!

Sunday 07/05/1998 0:05:42am
Name:	Robert Allbee
E-Mail:	ALLBEER2811@UNI.EDU
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Cedar Falls, Iowa
Comments:	Extremely interesting. I found that it is good to know that the character of Batman can not only be serious but that the overall story can be twisted. As for Batman and Robin, BOO!! HISS!! Bring back Burton and Keaton and all will be well.

Wednesday 07/01/1998 1:04:42pm
Name:	melanie
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	St.George
Comments:	This is the funniest script I have ever read. I didn't like the last batman movie either. My brother and I are the biggest batman fans but when we left the threater I was disapointed. Tim Burtin (I can't spell)better direct the next one or I won't go see it.But somebody has to make a movie out of this.

Wednesday 07/01/1998 10:37:26am
Name:	KoRn
E-Mail:	i forgot
Homepage Title:	ummm......
Homepage URL:	http://don't have one.com
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	outer space. and u
Comments:	ummmm... this was kind of funny but ummm why didn't batman get his ass kicked. all in all it was ok

Tuesday 06/30/1998 1:34:05pm
Name:	st()()l
E-Mail:	meatpuppet90@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From LinkExchange
Location:	boggytown, la
Comments:	BATMAN SUX!!!!!!!!!the best super hero in the world is none other than spiderman ...and if he decided to mix it up with the bat ..batman would go down ...please join my batman sux spideys dick campian today!!!!

Sunday 06/28/1998 2:18:25am
Name:	Casey DeCosta
E-Mail:	COOLATTA64@AOL.COM
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	WEST HAVEN CT
Comments:	ITS PHAT!!!!!!!

Saturday 06/27/1998 6:40:13pm
Name:	Jamal Yaseem Igle
E-Mail:	Yassem@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	New York
Comments:	It was the funniest Batman parody,I've ever read.There was a great sense of timing and the Jokes were dead on.If you guys ever think about doing any comics writing let me know.

Tuesday 06/23/1998 11:46:36pm
Name:	az
E-Mail:	az98@mailcity.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From www.GuestWorld.com
Location:	malaysia
Comments:	you are good

Tuesday 06/23/1998 6:10:12pm
Name:	adam
E-Mail:	unknow
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	cohoes
Comments:	I was looking for a web site for my brother and found Batman Sucks forEver!!!!!!!! It looked COOL.

Tuesday 06/23/1998 4:47:48pm
Name:	Richard Ranke
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Cleveland,Ohio
Comments:	You guys did a great job.What a terrific parody.I loved the Joker's asking,"that question,"as well as all the references to all the other villains.I love Batman,read many of his comoc books,have studied his career from 1939 onward,and saw the first three Batman movies...being disappointed more and more with each one.For that reason,I did not see the movie Batman and Robin. I still will not see the movie.Thank you for showing me that I made the right decision. Will they ever put out a Batman movie that's truly faithful to what the comic books are doing?For all the parody,the 60s television program was much more faithful to the comic books.(Holy Successful Transition!)

Tuesday 06/23/1998 2:49:52pm
Name:	jamie
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Otho
Comments:	I love this page it it great@!!!1 I've never laughed so hard in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!Way to go and keep it up!!!!!!

Monday 06/22/1998 10:10:48pm
Name:	PETER GRAYSON
E-Mail:	PETRA818WAYNE@HOTMAIL.COM
Homepage Title:	brucewayne
Homepage URL:	http://www.gotham.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	mexico
Comments:	not found BATMAN NUMBER ONE YOU NOW NOTHING ALL RIGTH

Monday 06/22/1998 1:19:51am
Name:	Victor Deakins
E-Mail:	victordeakins@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Australia
Comments:	an entertaining look at the ridiculousness of Batman

Thursday 06/18/1998 7:55:01pm
Name:	Sean Punska
E-Mail:	spunska@accustaff.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Jacksonville, FL
Comments:	I just read par of this, i hated the B&R movie but enjoyed the first, this was worth my $4.50.

Thursday 06/18/1998 5:34:17pm
Name:	Green Goblin
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I would be happy if Batman just keeled over and fucking died!

Thursday 06/18/1998 4:14:04pm
Name:	Delme Herbert
E-Mail:	delme_h@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Kelowna, BC, Canada
Comments:	I've been a Batman fan since I was ten years old. However, I'm a fan of the Batman from the comic books. In the comics, at least the stories are interesting and Batman is darker and more violent. Tim Burton's "Batman" came the closest to representing the true Batman, but he really fucked some things around in terms of the Batman history from the comic books. "Batman Returns" was disappointing and "Batman Forever" signalled the beginning of the end. "Batman and Robin" was a fuckin' joke. It simply is one of the worst movies in history. Warner Bros. will be morons if they bring back fruity Joel Schumacher to direct Batman 5 (which I heard will be called "Batman: Dark Knight"). Your parody of the Batman franschise is absolutely hilarious and I like the fact that it makes a mockery of all four of the Batman films, but more specifically takes shots at Schumacher's awful movies. It seems that you guys are Batman fans, although, like me, you have been frustrated by the embarrassing attempts at "entertainment" from Joel Schumacher. Frankly, I'd like to see the next Batman movie to based on a story line from the comic books, e.g. the "Knightfall" series. A director like David Fincher should be at the helmn and the movie should be aimed at a mature audience. If it doesn't get an R-rating, I'll be disappointed. Who gives a shit about marketing shitty merchandise for little kids and baby-boomers. Obviously Warner Bros. will never make a Restricted Batman film, but they could at least make one that doesn't insult the intellignece of the audience.

Thursday 06/18/1998 2:52:23pm
Name:	Nicole
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	pennsylvania
Comments:	i saw batman once. he was wearing purple underwear.

Wednesday 06/17/1998 2:07:06pm
Name:	Lora........................again
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	you know
Comments:	I really hope that guy, MIKE BATTAMS,can somehow get in touch with me b/c I think that I fell in love with him while reading his message I'm at work right now surfin'... I'm not hooked up at home, but Mike, as soon as i figure out how to work dat email shit I want you to write K? Anyway you really know your Bat, I was impressed b/c you made even me, THE HUGEST BAT-FAN in the world feel like an amae ture. Now, to the girl who has a serious problem with her CAPS LOCK key, I hope you spill something on your board and it "freeze" in your face. Mike, Check ya later and i'll put my email address on here next time, until then I'll come in every once in awhile to see if there is anyway that I can reach you

Wednesday 06/17/1998 1:24:04pm
Name:	Lora Waddill
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Katy, Texas (You've never heard of it.......outside of Houston)
Comments:	You guys are SO hilarious! I'm the hugest Bat-fan in the world, I thought I'd be offended but I laughed my ass off!! Anyway, I'm sure you'll get some more surfers in here cause I'll tell, like, everyone. Check ya later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 06/17/1998 7:14:23am
Name:	bruce
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	batcave
Comments:	YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR SITE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR #$@$!%#$$

Tuesday 06/16/1998 7:06:30pm
Name:	greg smith
E-Mail:	homesick_alien@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	this is a pretty cool page, funny as hell. you should try to make one for the superman movies.

Sunday 06/14/1998 10:11:20pm
Name:	CRISCO
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	EARTH .WHERE,D YA THINK
Comments:	IF THIS WEBSITE IS CALLED BATMAN SUCKS FOREVER, HOW CAN THIS NOT BE AN ANTI -BATMAN WEBSITE THAT IS SO STUPID!!!!!!!! THE ONLY REASON I CAME HERE IS BECASE I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS AGAINST BATMAN!!!YOU FRAUDS!!! YOU CHEATS!!!!! HOW DARE YOU MISLEAD ME?DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OTHER PEOPLE YOU HAVE DISAPOINTED? !!!! YOU ARE SCUM!!! I WILL TELL ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS AND WE WILL GO ON A PROTEST AGAINST THIS SITE AND KICK YOUR LOUSY BUTTS!!!!YOU SUCK!! YOU IMBISILES!!!! YOU JERKS!! YOU IDIOTS!!!! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF DUMBBUTTS WHO CREATED THIS SITE!!!!YOU SUCK FOREVER!!!YOU SUCK YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 06/14/1998 11:05:08am
Name:	Julie
E-Mail:	juke@gurlmail.com
Homepage Title:	My Page on Stuff!
Homepage URL:	http://gurlpages.com/nolabel/juke/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New Jersey
Comments:	Pretty good site! I agree, Batman Sucks!

Friday 06/12/1998 11:01:09pm
Name:	[ trent ]
E-Mail:	drizzle@netexpressway.com
Homepage Title:	[ celebration day ]
Homepage URL:	http://members.xoom.com/Celebration
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Nowhere of any consequence
Comments:	This site is hillarious. I love it. We need more sites like this one.

Thursday 06/11/1998 4:31:18pm
Name:	loony, banshee, el-loco
E-Mail:	loony@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Austria
Comments:	dr. brinkmann says: it�s better to prevent natural indicies of ugly-child-like-me behaviours than requesting assumption in styles of uncooperative humans ... like ... US!

Thursday 06/11/1998 9:16:52am
Name:	Gareth Gallichan
E-Mail:	ggallichan@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	The web
Comments:	That is one well cool web site. Please do some more. you could probably sell that story.

Wednesday 06/10/1998 7:33:01pm
Name:	SAMANTHA ASHE
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	CULLOWHEE,NORTH CAROLINA
Comments:	BATMAN IS A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HERO!MY LITTLE COUSIN LOVES BATMAN!MY MOM SOMETIMES MAKES ME PLAY BATMAN AND ROBIN WITH HIM!

Tuesday 06/09/1998 4:00:45pm
Name:	Bon Scott
E-Mail:	rattatat_badass@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	It's not mine, but it's still pretty cool. Check it out!!!
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dungeon/1665/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Autralia
Comments:	KICK ASS SITE GUYS!!!This is probally the coolest thing I've read in a long time!!I think you really brought out the truth, "BATMAN SUCKS FOREVER". Even though the first one was good, and 2 was OK, the others SUCKED!!You should try taking that to a movie producer and try to make it into a movie. Honestly...."If it keeps on rainin', Levee's gonna break" -- Robert Plant

Tuesday 06/09/1998 2:45:18pm
Name:	Sue Archer
E-Mail:	miladyblue@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Seattle
Comments:	Thanks guys! You hit the nail on the head with how bad these movies have been and how much worse they are getting every single time! Have any of you seen the MadTV parody, the Batman Musical? One of the cast members did a wicked Joel S. another did Tommy Tune as Batman and a third did Ben Vereen as Robin. MeeeeoooWW!! And I love parodies! I just did a paper on humor, focusing on parody and I wish I had known about your site a few days ago!

Monday 06/08/1998 1:43:00am
Name:	batman khan
E-Mail:	ngsoft@rocketmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New Zealand
Comments:	if you don't like Batman you apparently have not viewed the best Batman movie ever which was filmed right here in Auckland, New Zealand. It starrs the incredibly handsome and sexy Sarfraz Khan with a lot of great sound and visual effects. Issac Brothel starrs as Robin the best sidekick. Batman has arrived!Oh ,directed by Gareth Van Dick. P.S this is not a low budget porno movie.

Sunday 06/07/1998 4:16:39pm
Name:	Bouncing Boy
E-Mail:	bouncing_boy@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	The Unofficial Chuck Taine Website
Homepage URL:	http://members.tripod.com/~Bouncing_Boy/CTaine/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha

Thursday 06/04/1998 6:45:24pm
Name:	Cat Woman
E-Mail:	Catwoman214@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Illinois
Comments:	Hey. You are cool. I am very impressed with your Batman script. I see that many people do not share my distaste of Batman and his sidekicks. The villains are cooler and much more appealing to the public. Rock on. Oh, and just a bit of advice: don't fall into any vats. That might suck. Batman is a loser! Cat!

Thursday 06/04/1998 10:09:58am
Name:	Tom
E-Mail:	Tdaugirda@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Haverhill MA
Comments:	I thought your script was very entertaining!!! You must take the time to come up with more, it would be worth it!!! And I must say that you did bring back memories with the old villains such as egghead, and king tut. Great Work!

Thursday 06/04/1998 0:34:01am
Name:	JINX32
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I am the biggest Batman freak in my home town of, Parkersburg,W.V. and I must say, even though this whole page is basically dedicated to toataly dogging on Batman ,I think it rocks.

Wednesday 06/03/1998 10:25:31pm
Name:	Ivy Angelflower
E-Mail:	poison__ivy99@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Illinois
Comments:	Amazing! I'm a huge villian fan and think that all the batman movies are really badly done.... You've got a great site and an even better script. You are awesome! Email me please! I'd love to talk to you!

Wednesday 06/03/1998 7:31:31pm
Name:	Nestor O.
E-Mail:	zeus@utp.edu.co
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Pereira, Colombia
Comments:	Guys I�ve got to tell you that i love your parody, i really enjoyed and i�m going to translate it in spanish, of course credits are all yours, but i want latinamerican people to read your script...I�d like you to tell me if you have an idea for another thing like this, i�d really want to help you. Please write me back! i want to talk with someone who has such an ideas!!! you have my mail address

Wednesday 06/03/1998 2:45:09pm
Name:	Erik Lee
E-Mail:	PECKULES@HOTMAIL.COM
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://nonexistent.joking
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	NEVADA
Comments:	Hey, great parody, man. Maybe, someday, Joel Schumacher will read this, realize what a horrible mistake he has made, and make a Batman movie that is actually about the adventures of Batman himself, instead of his props. Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

Saturday 05/30/1998 11:23:16pm
Name:	Doug
E-Mail:	BATMAN174@aol.com
Homepage Title:	BATMAN174s home page
Homepage URL:	http://members.aol.com/batman174/index/html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I am a big BAT fan....and dont know what to think about your site yet......so far so good ^v^

Wednesday 05/27/1998 2:41:13pm
Name:	jonathan dough
E-Mail:	not telling
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	here
Comments:	batman rulz!! you cant take that away!! ill have to admit the last two movies werent that great but micheal keaton brought him to life [not litteraly] and you cant distroy what he left! use your info for a good b-man website, not this trash!!!!!! your non-fan jonathan dough

Tuesday 05/26/1998 10:11:13pm
Name:	Dwayne
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	texas
Comments:	What were you thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 05/26/1998 12:08:57am
Name:	Big Sexy Clark Kent
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Who's the man? Superman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Metropolis(East Side)
Comments:	This is for Record 293. Kristen, Everybody knows that Superman is the King of Superheroes. Every other hero worships the man. Why? because know one could never be as good as Superman:The GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every superhero in the DC Universe are inspired and under the shadow of The Man Of Steel. Superman is the ruler! Hercules, Xena, or other Gods can't stop him. Batman Sucks why? because he's nothing but a Zorro, and the Punisher copy wannabe! Bruce Wayne became Batman because his parents got killed and wanted revenge. Clark Kent became Superman because he wanted to do the right thing. Would you rather be a peaceful love and order hero?, or a violent chaos hero?. It's no wonder other heroes admires and respects Superman, Batman doesn't know the meaning of the word "hero".

Tuesday 05/26/1998 0:36:43am
Name:	Jason Cirimele
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	MT. View, California
Comments:	You should film a movie of Batman sucks forever. I think this site is pretty COOL!!

Monday 05/25/1998 9:13:00am
Name:	bruce
E-Mail:	Batcave
Homepage Title:	mmmm
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	You silly little boy IM Batman And aaa You suck,Now what ya gonna bout that Loser

Saturday 05/23/1998 8:05:27pm
Name:	Elijah Brnes
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Indiana
Comments:	i nhave no email

Saturday 05/23/1998 10:16:37am
Name:	Claire
E-Mail:	JCatanz102
Homepage Title:	If I had one it would be called the Onion Pit
Homepage URL:	http://www.I don't have one
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Mars
Comments:	ALL HAIL BRAK!!!!! Oh, and your parody was nice.

Friday 05/22/1998 2:11:08pm
Name:	Christy Brown
E-Mail:	angelchrys@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Kansas
Comments:	Funny!

Thursday 05/21/1998 5:01:43pm
Name:	Brent ronchetti
E-Mail:	Rocketmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This is a cool page, it is just what I was looking for because I too did not like the movie and now I can read something that is actually good and funny at the same time.

Saturday 05/16/1998 9:56:08am
Name:	Blunk Anderson
E-Mail:	PwA_Iron@jono.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Lebanon Ct
Comments:	This is Pretty Cool

Saturday 05/16/1998 6:43:52am
Name:	Josh
E-Mail:	joshbatmfreak1@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Bloomington, Indiana
Comments:	sorry, if you look i've already signed but, this rocks!!!!! I consider myself the biggest "bat-freak" on the face of the earth and , yes, the fourth Batman movie did SUCK!!, and (not to be too opinionated) but JOEL SHUMACHER SUX, he's the one to blame for that horrible cinematic disaster!!!!!! and, in closing, THIS SITE ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You.

Saturday 05/16/1998 6:20:53am
Name:	Josh
E-Mail:	joshbatmfreak1@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Bloomington, Indiana
Comments:	This Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 05/14/1998 1:47:58pm
Name:	Bill Brown
E-Mail:	xeenoph307@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	I am glad to see that I am not the only one who felt that this movie was a crock. What were they thinking anyway?I really liked the play. I give it 3 thumbs up.

Thursday 05/14/1998 8:40:18am
Name:	Kristen
E-Mail:	jsc202.psu.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	PA
Comments:	HI! I'm a huge Batman Fan, and when I first saw the title of your site, I was kinda mad. But I read the script, and I loved it! B&R was a really bad movie, and I'm glad you guys had enough imagination to make a parody of it. And to Clark Kent, Record 276....Superman Sucks! Batman Rules All!

Wednesday 05/13/1998 11:50:13am
Name:	John
E-Mail:	t00perfect@aol.com
Homepage Title:	GREAT PAGE- CLICK HERE AND DON'T MISS IT!!
Homepage URL:	http://members.aol.com/coranp/anvil.html
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	USA
Comments:	Great page. I heard Kurt Russell will be Batman in the 5th movie. Nooooooooooooooo! Check out my page.

Tuesday 05/12/1998 3:43:32pm
Name:	Jim
E-Mail:	JimN2@neo.lrun.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Guys, I don't know how many people you get visiting your site, but let me tell you, it most definitely RULES. I always like to see people who appreciate good humor, and that is surely what there is here. Your Batman script was hysterical, and the contents and structure of your site was great. Keep up your good work.Jim

Tuesday 05/12/1998 12:36:25am
Name:	ian jones
E-Mail:	i.jones@mailexcite.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	america
Comments:	i personally think that batman rules! he is probally one of the most real characters that dc or any of those others comics brand names have came up with. so if you have something to say well argue so email me.

Tuesday 05/12/1998 9:51:55am
Name:	kirk slater
E-Mail:	slater82@hotmail.com./
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	wickford essex
Comments:	batman is the best and if you think it is not i hope you die a painful death

Friday 05/08/1998 9:36:49am
Name:	John
E-Mail:	john-hughes@mailexcite.com
Homepage Title:	It's under construction!!!!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	United Kingdom
Comments:	I just have to say that Joel Shumacher is the crapist director around today! Not only did he ruin Batman Forever he ruined Batman & Robin. He made the latter two movies seem really childish whereas Tim Burton made a much more darker and far better take on the franchise. I hear that for the next Batman film that joel won't be taking the helm, instead Tim Burton may be lured back to put some fresh new life into films. Akiva Goldsman who wrote BF & B&R is a shit writer -- he's also writng this summers Lost in Space movie which he'll probably ruin that as well. But then again this film has a good director attached to the project, so it may turn out good. I've just read through my message and it's so bloody long! Seeya!

Thursday 05/07/1998 8:54:16pm
Name:	Jack Tennyson
E-Mail:	not tellin you
Homepage Title:	this sucks
Homepage URL:	http:// not tellin you
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	not tellin you
Comments:	yeah it sucks so why do you put this up.Preety cool picture to print though

Wednesday 05/06/1998 8:19:49pm
Name:	Amanda Huggenkiss
E-Mail:	psychopath@biteme.com
Homepage Title:	Bite Me
Homepage URL:	http://www.biteme.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Wahoo, Missitucky
Comments:	This sucked!! Hey my grandma's got a better homepage on Uranus!!

Wednesday 05/06/1998 2:27:39pm
Name:	MARTY MINTOL
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	MARS
Comments:	MY, WHY DON'T YOU FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO

Wednesday 05/06/1998 10:41:41am
Name:	Secret Services
E-Mail:	you don't mind if i leave this one
Homepage Title:	See i fooled you
Homepage URL:	http://www.seeifooledyou.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Washington D.C
Comments:	This is the most stupid page i've ever seen!I hate Batman but this page just make me wanna puuuuke!The scprit isn't two-bit or even 0.000000001 bit fun.If you must write a comedic-batman scrpit for god sake dont write it yourself and don't make it so DAMN long!I didn't pull my mouth up once, instead i was crying because of boredom so when i came to half of it i quited.Compared to this lame-o-crap, the Benny Hill showis hysterical funny! Why dont you just go to bed and cry since you can't even be funny. It's so pathetic, i don't even wanna laugh at you.Have a good day, Secret Services.

Monday 05/04/1998 10:11:25pm
Name:	Jessica Helms
E-Mail:	pedson@sedonanet.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	cottonwood arizona
Comments:	Im a very big batman fan so when i first came across your little website i admit i got a little pissed off. But as i read on i found it to be one of the funniest parodys i ever read!!! I immediantly printed it out and took it to school the next day. Believe when i say i wasnt the only one who found it funny!! But i thought i just thought i drop you a line and a congratulations on doing such a good job!! Jessie

Sunday 05/03/1998 11:33:03pm
Name:	Marionette
E-Mail:	erika@speakeasy.org
Homepage Title:	Marionette's Monument to Madness and Mayhem
Homepage URL:	http://www.speakeasy.org/~erika/marionette.htm
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Gotham City (But I'm writing from Seattle)
Comments:	Ohmygawd, that was SO funny! Ha-ha! THIS is what the sequel should be! Awsome job :) Marionette

Saturday 05/02/1998 11:28:15am
Name:	S. Swiech
E-Mail:	s_swiech@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Sunny Florida
Comments:	This parody is definately the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time...keep up the laughs! It was great!!

Saturday 05/02/1998 5:11:19am
Name:	jimmy wong
E-Mail:	jimmy_wong_@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	washington
Comments:	I love Batman the character, but I thing B&R was perhaps 1 of the worst movies I have ever seen. I even tried to like it but I couldn't. However I disagree with you abort B3. I thought it was the best of the four. Perhaps it was be- cause Kilmer played Batman the way he supposed to be played: dark and calculating, not neurotic like Keaton's Batman. Kilmer's Batman was alot close to the comic book. I do agree that the storyline was a little 60s-ish, but I still enjoyed it the best.

Friday 05/01/1998 12:39:00am
Name:	Shane Martinez
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Joe Mamma
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	El Paso Texas
Comments:	Batmans Is Cool you losers. The only thing I don't like is that nMichael Keaton Isn't in all of them you losers

Friday 05/01/1998 11:11:19am
Name:	batman's the best
E-Mail:	iluvthebat@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	hey! Just wanted to let you know that you are an ass. Batman is GREAT!!!!!

Friday 05/01/1998 10:27:21am
Name:	Clark Kent.
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	The Man of Style
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Metropolis( the best city in the world)
Comments:	First of all, Superman, the Man of Steel, will always be better than that weak, boring, cry-baby Batman. All the superheroes in all comics, now and forever, worships SUPERMAN: THE GOD OF STEEL!!!!!

Tuesday 04/28/1998 10:30:56pm
Name:	Chris Alt
E-Mail:	Not2Kosher@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Chemically Imbalanced
Homepage URL:	http://members.aol.com/ICEKING97/kingdom.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Arkansas
Comments:	Great job! Hated the last two Bat-movies, loved your page! Keep it up, add some more updates!

Tuesday 04/28/1998 5:06:54pm
Name:	rico fadell
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Miami Florida
Comments:	this is the coolsat stuff that i have ever seen in my entire life.

Monday 04/27/1998 5:34:37pm
Name:	Jennifer
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Awesome, awesome story!!! This is the coolest web page I have ever been to! Too bad this isn't a movie! I would deffinately spend eight bucks on this!

Friday 04/24/1998 8:49:22pm
Name:	cloud
E-Mail:	cloud9955
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	it was cool

Friday 04/24/1998 4:24:24pm
Name:	BNB
E-Mail:	bryan102@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Hotmail
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	the middle of nowhere
Comments:	Ha if you want you can email me I'll be your best buddy!!!my email address is bryan102@hotmail.com!!This way we can be friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 04/22/1998 8:50:44pm
Name:	cy_cotic
E-Mail:	cy_cotic@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	Cy's House of Insanity
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ks/Houseofinsanity/index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Swaziland
Comments:	Awesome script. I hate Batman and i think it is the perfect interpretation of what Batman really stands for.

Tuesday 04/21/1998 7:05:15pm
Name:	Michael
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	San Francisco
Comments:	Pretty cool, guys. Pretty damn cool.....

Monday 04/20/1998 2:46:15pm
Name:	Rubin
E-Mail:	jrcorn@eden.rutgers.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	New Brunswick, NJ
Comments:	Andy, You are not only a freak, but a freak with way too much time on your hands. I have to say though that this was some funny stuff. "just remove r,a and d, and add p,i,... :)

Saturday 04/18/1998 5:42:33pm
Name:	Santiago Rivas
E-Mail:	srivas@mit.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Boston
Comments:	Your web pages are a sign of intelligence in the movie community. I intentionally boycotted "Batman and Robin" because of thoughts that it would suck. I was right. Mocking the franchise makes it all better.

Friday 04/17/1998 1:08:01pm
Name:	srihakote
E-Mail:	sri@pacific.net.sg
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	singapore
Comments:	Guys, Get Val back because Clooney is too small to be THE BAT.Robin on the other hand, we can live with.Batgirl, hope she gets on a Power Rider soon! Had fun here.Thanks Guys!

Thursday 04/16/1998 6:04:17pm
Name:	May
E-Mail:	MayKiriath@aol.com
Homepage Title:	see above dumbass
Homepage URL:	http://Ack, trying to get one..
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Well, when a man and a woman love eachother...
Comments:	Your script is so hysterical! I was laughing the whole time, tears coming to my eyes. You know, I have a suggestion, how about you get together with the producers and peeps of South Park and have it made? MTV would love it, I'm positive!Just a suggestion, mainly cause I would LOVE to see it.May

Thursday 04/16/1998 12:49:29am
Name:	Elfnut
E-Mail:	Pfishcreek@ netstep .com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New york city
Comments:	I realy liked the script and with the permision of the writers I would like to make it into a movie. An independent film, of course, at school. E-Mail me back with any questions or response to this proposition.

Thursday 04/16/1998 3:03:20am
Name:	harley quinn
E-Mail:	quinnzel@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Ca, orange county
Comments:	i didn't even bother to see the other two films once i heard that tim burton wasn't in the picture... whenever i see a person with a batman shcuwhatever shirt on i say to myself "that is not a REAL batman fan"... you guys did a pretty dang good job. i was insulted by the clueless chick playing bat girl...even i could kick her a**... i want some of those rubber nipples for myself... am i the only one that thinks that tim burton and neil gaiman should write a REAL batman flick...and of course danny elfman to score. timmy was a bit off on the story...but to the point where you could accept it was a reasonable different version, not to mention still kept the darkness and morbidity of it. the other guy seemed like just an opportunist. anwho...that is my opinion... i have more, but i had better stop...

Wednesday 04/15/1998 2:47:51pm
Name:	Ryan
E-Mail:	$sandulrc@brandonu.ca
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Brandon
Comments:	Pretty funny!

Tuesday 04/14/1998 4:21:59pm
Name:	lisa borowski
E-Mail:	froggoddess@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	pittsburgh,pa
Comments:	hysterical!

Monday 04/13/1998 2:21:20pm
Name:	Andreas A
E-Mail:	a.hem@usa.net
Homepage Title:	Andreas Hemsida
Homepage URL:	http://w1.510.telia.com/~u51002789
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Sweden
Comments:	��hhhhhhhhhh, rap!

Sunday 04/12/1998 4:01:23pm
Name:	Tim Cox
E-Mail:	coxt@mcnet.marietta.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Marietta, Ohio
Comments:	The script is incredibly funny. Thank you for making the statement that these films have to stop being made...

Sunday 04/12/1998 4:20:51am
Name:	Mike Battams - again
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	If this is printed in order of appearance, than you already know where, you see, I'm the same guy from before.
Comments:	I was under the impression that the comments section was entirely based on how people enjoyed "Batman Sucks Forever" which is why my comment was simple. But after reading through some other people's comments, I have to add a few remarks.First of all I don't think it is right for Batfans to diss the writers of this screenplay. I have also been a Batfan for life but COME ON! What's the MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE! Don't take it too seriously. Try to lighten up before your arteries harden. There's nothing wrong with a touch of humour. I mean, It's not like they dissed the entire Batman saga. It's just harmless fun. Now for my opinion on the movies thus far. The first two movies were perfect the way they are. Ranked up there with the best movies of all time. But I have some complaints about the last two. I think I should start by saying that Joel Schumacher is an excellent director (bear with me), It's just that he lacks the knack to perform a good Batfilm. I mean I loved The Lost Boys, A Time To Kill, Flatliners, The Client, and countless others of his movies, but I don't think he really knows what Batman is about. Sure, many comic books are all lit up with colour and bright neon flashes, but not Batman. Gotham City is a dark, gothic place. Batman as a character is supposed to be a mysterious, troubled little boy trapped in a man's body. I'm sorry, but George Cloony's perception of the caped crusader is waaay off base. I don't think people want to see him happy all the time. If he was "enjoying all of his money, and all the beautiful women he uses in his swingin bachelor lifestyle", and if he was seriously "getting over the death of his parents because it happened so long ago" then why would he still even be Batman. His entire emotinal buildup is based on his obsession with his parents' death as well as the guilt he feels for helplessly witnessing the event, unable to do a thing about it.In Batman Forever, Val Kilmer spoke too much while wearing the suit, and his voice was not quite as raspy as Keaton's. How much he speaks while wearing the cowl plays a major part in his mysteriousness considering that Commisioner Gordon should not be able to clue in on Batman's voice being strangly familiar to that of Bruce Wayne. I think if they weren't going to use Billy Dee Williams to play Two-Face than they should have at least used a coloured actor to at least try to pass off that this was in fact the same D.A. from the first film. I don't like the Riddler's invention, I don't like how easily they discovered Bruce's identity, it Doesn't take much to realize how impossible it would have been to build Riddler's lair so quickly, especially when it was equipped with as many traps as it was! I do however like Robin. If anything, this was the part of the script that worked. And Chris O' Donnell did a spectacular job at portraying the role.Which brings me to Batman & Robin, one of the worst movies I have ever payed to see. Robin was the only aspect of the whole film I partially took an interest in. As it was, his character had even been totally screwed up. What made him enjoyable to watch was that Crhis O'Donnell did stay true to the same character he played in the movie before. I do not blame any of the actors for botching this movie up because they all played the roles that they were supposed to play. It was a lousy script and it was faulty direction that killed this movie. Bane is supposed to one of the most ruthless, powerful villains in the entire saga and they turned him into a mindless weiner (and why the hell was he green?). When the rumours before hand pointed toward Patrick Stewart playing the role of Mr. Freeze, that was something I was looking forward to seeing. Instead they cast Arnold Schwarzenneger in an atempt to rake in more profits. If the actor cannot properly portray the character, it does not matter how popular they are, they simply will not bring in the bucks. The special effects were ill-minded (sky surfing on an iron door?), cheesy, and downright pathetic. Robin should not have been wearing the Nightwing suit so early in the saga, the rubber nipples have got to go, and Batgirl should not have been introduced in this movie. The title focuses in on the new relationship between the dynamic duo. Introducing a third partner into the plot is just senseless. They totally revamped her entire background, which isn't totally surprising (ex. Riddler, Bane), they gave her like only two or three speaking lines throughout the movie all of which were very shallow. Which is a damn shame because Alicia Silverstone is capable of performing a lot better than this garbage. The new design of the Batmobile makes me wonder why they even bothered with the idea ( convertible? single-manned? what ever happened to the traditional jet thruster?). Over all, I think they should just concentrate on writing a script with more integrity and more based on the actual character (the Batman legacy hasn't lasted this long just to be revamped) and a lot less concerned about the financial possibilities. And as far as making it child-friendly just to appease some whiny parents, Warner Bros. should keep in mind that Batfans come from all age groups, the comics (which started this whole thing in the first place) main audience in fact being teens to young adults. I realize I have dragged this on and for that I am sorry, so I'll wrap it up real soon. From what I hear about the next sequel, they had better spend more time thinking it over because if they rush it to the theatres they will make no money at all from all the fans that they lost on the last movie. Besides, the comics have lasted this long haven't they?If they cast George Clooney as Batman again that would be mistake number one. Take a hint. Bring back Michael Keaton. Secondly, the role of Scarecrow. If they cast John Travolta he will destroy the character, if they cast Jeff Goldblum he will look the part but not so much portray it, and if they cast Kevin Spacey he will portray it but not look it. Keep Robin, he is at this point he movie's only strong point. And finally, give the movie back to Tim Burton.Thank you for reading, and good night.

Sunday 04/12/1998 2:48:11am
Name:	Mike Battams
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Oshawa Ontario Canada North America Northern Hemisphere Earth
Comments:	I was actually looking for some news on any upcoming Batman movies, considering how much the last two (particularly B&R) SUCKED!!!! I'm kind of in the middle of writing out a fully detailed novelization of a script idea I have in mind for another Batflick that brings all the other movies together with as much integrity as only Tim Burton himself can accomplish. I know the size of a longshot this is but Schumacher cannot be allowed to keep this up. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed (through means of laughing my ass off) your script, and if all goes well, me and my buddies will try to act it out and videotape it. Good job guys!!!

Saturday 04/11/1998 9:44:53pm
Name:	Jedi Kacee
E-Mail:	jedi_kacee@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Coruscant
Comments:	Oh. My. Gosh! That has got to be the most hilarious thing I have ever read. I have seen all the Batman movie's and I liked all of them (yes, even B&R). This should have taken the place of Batman and Robin though, it was way better. Of, course that wouldn't have been that hard........ Anyways, It kept me laughing for 20 minutes!

Saturday 04/11/1998 6:12:18pm
Name:	Amaroq
E-Mail:	amaroqshewolf@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	I'd just like to say I THINK BATMAN IS THE SEXIEST PIECE OF ASS IN TIGHTS SINCE PETER PAN!! (well, scratch the peter pan part) and you guys did a royal job of shredding him...Kudos!

Saturday 04/11/1998 4:57:33pm
Name:	bruce wayne
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	gotham city
Comments:	no comments

Friday 04/10/1998 5:51:53pm
Name:	Sarah
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Bramalea
Comments:	Hi, What an awesome site. I don't remember the last time that I laughed this hard. All you writers should be very, very proud.

Thursday 04/09/1998 11:17:15am
Name:	Gwen Davenport
E-Mail:	s2gmdav
Homepage Title:	atlas
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	New York
Comments:	This was the funniest parody I've read in a long time. I could not stop laughing the whole way through. The writers should make parodies of all the movies out today.

Tuesday 04/07/1998 1:50:44pm
Name:	Jon Boomgaarden
E-Mail:	boomgjon@ortonville.k12.mn.us
Homepage Title:	yahoo
Homepage URL:	http://www.yahoo.com
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Big Stone City SD
Comments:	I think your Batman Sucks Forever is really cool. I printed the script and I Showed everybody. They all laughed their ass off. Honestly I think youmshould come up with more.Write back if you have anything new coming up. Thanks forthe entertainment!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 04/05/1998 11:45:51pm
Name:	shannon
E-Mail:	bflurie@tricountyi.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Cocoalamus, Pa
Comments:	I love Batman, especially the first two movies and the animated series. Like you, I was disappointed with the last movie. I greatly enjoyed your parody because it mocked Batman but at the same time it was flatter Batman. It was great laughs!

Sunday 04/05/1998 11:40:43am
Name:	Alex Winters
E-Mail:	gunman@the-pentagon.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Britain
Comments:	Heheheeh.... Nice work guys!

Saturday 04/04/1998 2:41:43pm
Name:	Not telling
E-Mail:	wouldanchaliketoknow
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	The Afterlife
Comments:	Hilarious. Really, really funny. Must be dedicated to people with way too much time on their hands.

Saturday 04/04/1998 12:04:45am
Name:	genevieve lacombe
E-Mail:	indochine_gen@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	ste-therese quebec
Comments:	this is bat... bat cool! continue to make us laugh!!!

Thursday 04/02/1998 9:18:23am
Name:	Jens Dietrich
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This site is really a cool parody. I am writing one myself, an when I�m done, I will give you my E-Mail Address

Wednesday 04/01/1998 6:37:16am
Name:	silke schneider
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	germany
Comments:	i haven`t read anything, yet. But my first thougt was "great idea!"

Saturday 03/28/1998 6:42:49pm
Name:	Jon
E-Mail:	shmuggs@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Connecticut
Comments:	I haven't read the whole thing, but what I have, killed me!Keep up the good work!

Saturday 03/28/1998 4:46:35pm
Name:	V
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Somewhere in the Caribbean
Comments:	You guys rule!! This page is awesome!! Keep the funny stuff coming!!! Sincerely, V.

Friday 03/27/1998 1:57:15pm
Name:	Damion
E-Mail:	damion38@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Arkham Asylum
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/5439
Referred By:	From Geocities
Location:
Comments:	Loved the script and I hope to see more great work from you all.

Thursday 03/26/1998 11:59:35pm
Name:	Dr. Schnouts..
E-Mail:	schnouts@total.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Montreal, Canada
Comments:	This is the best Batman script since the original Batman movie from WB. Have you ever tought of producing it? If done properly it could be an excellent parody..

Wednesday 03/25/1998 11:47:00pm
Name:	Timothy
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Earth
Comments:	This is just too funny! I'll tell all my friends about it!

Sunday 03/22/1998 12:58:21am
Name:	Marc Moussault
E-Mail:	m.moussault@wxs.nl
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Holland
Comments:	The word disaster is to little to discribe this totally immature computer-made no-good movie!

Saturday 03/21/1998 2:35:34am
Name:	John Smith Poccahontas
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Go Blue
Comments:	Um, i'd like to say that Cori needs to not write so much crap cause no one cares and this story was, well to tell the truth i didn't read after the past few sentences because it got pretty boring and the writting was sixth grade stuff. sorry but it's true. i didn't laugh at all because this was probably as bad as Batman and Robin. who ever wrote this stuff wasted a lot of their time like i am, still writting in this guestbook. but i'm still writting cause i have to out do cori and her precious long book. i don't know maybe i'll quit right now because i don't know how long to go for, but i think it's farther than this. i'm not even going to talk about your site because i don't think it's worth talking about, if fact i could probably say it is very very bad, yes i think i am going to say that, it is very very bad, am i stil rambling cause i would like to stop soon if possible pleas, i know you will probably erase this but i don't really care so erase away if you like, if it suits your fancy, whatever. i believe the children are our future, let them live and lead the way, show them all the beauty they posses inside give them a sense of pride make it easier for me to shut my face hole, okay i thingk this is quitting time right about...no i think i'll babble on about how i love that jurassic park parody now that was funny, hey what the dilly yo? I get knocked down but i get up again, aint no one gonna keep me down, danny boy danny boy danny boy danny boy, i get knocked down... alright i think this is it but i'm not sure so i go then. good job keep wroking goodly and you'll probably still not make it anywhere. i hope i beat that Cori chick.

Friday 03/20/1998 6:56:09pm
Name:	Cheli
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Up der
Comments:	I loved your page. It was creative and imaginative. Keep up the good work bustin' rot flicks.

Friday 03/20/1998 6:38:41pm
Name:	Black Magic
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	This page is stupid. Batman is cool. Get a real webpage and stop wasting time with your stupid jokes. The jokes are stupid!! GET REAL!!

Friday 03/20/1998 3:34:58pm
Name:	S. ter Schegget
E-Mail:	simons@xs4all.nl
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Netherlands
Comments:	Name a good movie lately....A lot of movies SUCKS!!!

Friday 03/20/1998 2:55:42pm
Name:	Nicholas Hendley
E-Mail:	whitemask@gloryroad.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	NewsGroups
Location:	NC
Comments:	It has been a long time since I laughed so hard! The only thing though, is whatever happened to the Penquin?

Friday 03/20/1998 12:49:26am
Name:	Mark
E-Mail:	mpkrom@worldonline.nl
Homepage Title:	Flabbergast
Homepage URL:	http://home.worldonline.nl/~mpkrom/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:
Comments:	Very funny.........very, very, very funny :)

Tuesday 03/17/1998 7:09:21pm
Name:	Cori
E-Mail:	cbrack@u.arizona.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Tucson, Arizona
Comments:	Just happened upon your web site and agree with all that has been said. Every rant has its basis in fact and I'd only like to add one more and this goes along with the not-so-dark and much-more-full-of-shit third and forth movie rants: What is Batman doing at a Bachelor Auction? Isn't that Bruce Wayne's job? Aren't there criminals out there doing evil deeds, but here's the mythical Batman (whom nobody knew for sure even existed in the first movie) galavanting around town trussed up in the Batsuit! Jim Gordon is the only guy who knows that there really IS a Batman...everyone else should just be skeptical. I mean, if you're a regular criminal and you KNOW that Batman is out and about ready to kick your ass, would you still want to be a criminal? But if you're a maniacal maniac, then go for it! My request goes along with just about everyone else's...bring back the darkness, bring back the mystery and bring back the SECRET identity of Batman (the Riddler should never have known!) Lose the Bat-nipples, lose Barbara Wilson-Pennyworth unless you bring the Joker back to life to hurt her and put her in a wheel chair for the rest of her life so that she can become Barbara Gordon/Oracle. Hey...maybe Harley Quinn will salvage the franchise by revealing that Barbara is not Alfred's niece and then try to kill her to get back for the Joker's death?! Some stretches have to occur to bring the storyline back on course and into continuity! One more comment, though, to the authors of this page: You guys rock! I read the script and was crying laughing! I'm rolling over here! It makes me want to whip out my video camera and put your script on the small screen for my other Bat-friends to smile at! Are there any Bat-laws that hinder such a movie? Do I need some clearance for that or is all the red tape being used up to hang Joel S.? I sure hope so! Take care, guys, and thank you for such a hell-raising page!

Monday 03/16/1998 2:43:02pm
Name:	Mike
E-Mail:	otis.p.jivefunk@usa.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Akron OH
Comments:	This should be made into a parody like SPACEBALLS!

Monday 03/16/1998 8:12:50am
Name:	Jax
E-Mail:	JSimms@wade.org
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In
Location:	Raleigh, NC
Comments:	I think all of you people who hate Batman are pieces of shit. You got to be on crack or totally stupid. BATMAN is the best superhero there is and to all the rest stop being stuck on stupid and get with the best!!!! BATMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 03/15/1998 11:01:47pm
Name:	Al Tootikian
E-Mail:	altoot@super-highway.net
Homepage Title:	Catwoman Home Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.super-highway.net/users/altoot/index.html
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Chicago, IL
Comments:	I enjoyed your script more than the last two bat-films!

Sunday 03/15/1998 10:15:57pm
Name:	Quetta
E-Mail:	Quetta97@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Central Texas
Comments:	I loved the part where Batman and Robin were deciphering the riddle. That was priceless. I laughed and laughed. Keep up the good work. Quetta

Thursday 03/12/1998 5:40:48pm
Name:	russ
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	Very funny, especially the cardboard inanities of the villians. Batman and Robin, along with the only slightly less wretched Lost World, represent the current and temporary pinacle of crass merchandising at the expense of any thing resembling a plot. In fact, both movies, dealing as they do with topics of a sci-fi or fantasy nature, could and should have been great. Granted, they are both sequels, so movie goers had an idea of what to expect. No one, however, realized that they were scripted by robots. Make that Satanic Robots.

Thursday 03/12/1998 4:58:01pm
Name:	Squid boy 234
E-Mail:	nothing@somewhere.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Arlin, Texas
Comments:	I think that you guys are strange and weird. I happen to like Batman and think that someone who has the time to make a homepage about anti batman has WAY to much time on their hands!!!

Thursday 03/12/1998 4:50:06pm
Name:	tuxedojoe
E-Mail:	lKnlkjsfh@,.mdvaksmhn.com
Homepage Title:	Batman Rules
Homepage URL:	http://www.DIE.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Colorado
Comments:	I hate you all.......Batman rules..goodbye

Thursday 03/12/1998 2:23:27pm
Name:	Tony J. Case, Super Genius
E-Mail:	tonyc@isomedia.com
Homepage Title:	The Chaos Crew and Dead Jawas
Homepage URL:	http://www.isomedia.com/homes/tonyc/swstart.htm
Referred By:	Advertisment/Brochure
Location:	Oh... around.
Comments:	Dear god- the Batman movies are such garbage. Tim Burton cant direct his way out of a paper bag, and Joel- well, he's just an abomination against all that is good. You want quality Bat- the Animated series is the only way to go. Get Paul Dini to write the next Batman flick, and you'd get QUALITY product! And what the hell is up with Batman 5- Heres a great idea: Put Ivy in one movie, and Harley in another, even tho they are a hell of a team! Whatever. Let the series die...

Wednesday 03/11/1998 7:56:12pm
Name:	Mike Ramsey
E-Mail:	gnrllee@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Plano,Texas
Comments:	You are right. The last two batman movies totally sucked. I thought that with his reputation and all, that Joel Schumaker could come up with something better than this. Michael Keaton rocks a as batman! I want the original Keaton, Burton team back.

Wednesday 03/11/1998 4:42:29pm
Name:	Shannon Bishop
E-Mail:	Bishop-X@webtv.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Alabama
Comments:	Damn, that's funny! Good job!

Wednesday 03/11/1998 1:11:48pm
Name:	eric
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	utah
Comments:	Have you done

Saturday 03/07/1998 9:39:45pm
Name:	Nightwing
E-Mail:	private
Homepage Title:	unknown for now
Homepage URL:	http://private for now
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	I thaught it was one of the funniest things that I have ever read.Even though I'm a huge fan of all the "Batman" movies,I still found it amusing.I also believe that Warner Bros.is making the right choice of bringing the series back to it's darker tone. I'll be back soon with a Batman webpage containing facts about the movies and official up dates on the 5th film (Batman Triumphant/Batman:Dark Knight).

Saturday 03/07/1998 6:48:05pm
Name:	Craig
E-Mail:	ccsdms@worldnet.att.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	MS
Comments:	The story was funny.. it remininds me of 1966.. but to put down the 4th movie isn't really right... Yes, numbers 3 & 4 were lighter and less serious than the first 2... but look at the history of Batman.. .. the movie franchise is following that.. now it's time to return to the darker, serious Batman... (I'll admit , it needs to... although I do believe ROBIN IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF BATMAN, AND NEEDS TO BE THERE)... (not burt ward, of course)... and BATGIRL can even be a pivotal part if portrayed properly (unlike Silverstone; she was physically OK, but from an acting and script standpoint, it was pretty bad).. to make a long story short...I think the franchise has taken a proper path, and hopefully, will continue.. a bit more serious , with a little humor involved.. REMEMBER.. it is Batman... you can't take it THAT seriously.. (and I've been a fan since 1965)........................................

Saturday 03/07/1998 11:07:00am
Name:	Batman Lover!
E-Mail:	?
Homepage Title:	not available!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	I can't believe that you spoof up the B-Man movies! The Batman rulz forever! ANd some of the other guestbook entries were totally dissing Batman. How could anyone hate batman? He's like an all-time hero!!!! Anyway...everyone who disses batman must have BRAIN CANCER!!!!!!! HA HA! I LAUGH AT EVERYONE WHO HATES BATMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE BRAIN CANCER!!! HAHAHAHA HA HA HA! BRAIN...BRAIN CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Batman lives forever!

Saturday 03/07/1998 1:55:02am
Name:	David
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Waukesha,WI
Comments:	This is the single most hilarious bit of Batman humor I have ever read. Not only that but the rest of your site is also very, very kewl. have you ever thougt about writing more stories.

Thursday 03/05/1998 4:25:24pm
Name:	Tony Chin
E-Mail:	gr_arrow@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Yakima, WA
Comments:	Really enjoyed this mock up of the batsy franchise. I feel the first two film stuck more with the overall tone and themes of the world of Gotham City. Shumacher needs to tone down the use of colors, because Gotham ain't supposed to be a "Happy Happy Joy Joy" place. Let's get back to gothic tones. Or would that just upset more parents?

Wednesday 03/04/1998 8:26:02am
Name:	The Dark Knight
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	There is good, There is Evil and then there is BATMAN!!!!!

Tuesday 03/03/1998 7:02:14pm
Name:	Peter Parker
E-Mail:	mattrock82@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Austin,MN-home of SPAM
Comments:	you guys who wrote this page rock! you put all of my same thoughts on to your page. the first 2 rocked because of michael keaton played an awesome DARK KNIGHT, which the last 2 movies sucked madly because they were all colorful and happy-it was like watchin' sesame street. shoemucker does not know how to make a film-he should direct little kids movies like pappyland. also the corny FX, like the wind surfing crap on a freakin' door, the new batmobile was flowing with cheasiness, the new nippled up gay suits for them was the worst, i laughed when i saw that , and the batgirl played by alicia with her wierd lookin' lip thing sucked as well as clooney and whoever robin was- he is not important enough to remember. both of the shoemucker batmans bit the big one. a spoonful of poison will make the shoemucker go down-that should be a song or a poem.hopefully the new batman will not have clooney or shoemucker in it-but have spielberg and keaton.

Sunday 03/01/1998 2:43:09pm
Name:	Ty Howell
E-Mail:	ouijia@swbell.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	St.Louis
Comments:	Dear Ma'am or Sir I am a young entreprenuer who lovws movies but hates all the batman movies. And I was looking for someway to break into the movie production business, you know something like paramount pictures, and I was wondering if you ever thought of Batman Sucks Forever hitting the big screen. If we can work something out please write me at Tyrika Howell 4814 Northland St.Louis, Mo 63113 Thank you

Saturday 02/28/1998 9:22:23pm
Name:	superboy
E-Mail:	brian_superboy@msn.com
Homepage Title:	Superboy Central
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Surf/9765/superboy_central.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	Uh huh huh huh. Uh huh huh huh. That was coo-ool. Uh huh huh huh

Saturday 02/28/1998 1:57:43pm
Name:	DRK KNGHT
E-Mail:	brewer@harborcom.net
Homepage Title:	not available yet
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	mentor ohio
Comments:	Fight the power!!Eyes open!Don't be fooled by cheap imatations

Friday 02/27/1998 9:39:09pm
Name:	Brian Dooley
E-Mail:	bwd0705@seward.ccsn.edu
Homepage Title:	Dooley Dooley Dooley
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/1681/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Missouri
Comments:	Ths thing was great! I really thought that it was funny! You did an excellent job of satirizing many of the points of all the different Batman films...and the show. Just a little note. It was cool!-dooley

Friday 02/27/1998 8:13:27pm
Name:	Jennifer Brubacher
E-Mail:	danava@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Nanaimo, BC, Canada
Comments:	This is one of the best satires I've ever read. Awesome! I'd love to know if you do another movie.

Friday 02/27/1998 7:25:37am
Name:	Alain Levesque
E-Mail:	eal4404@umoncton.ca
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Dieppe Canada
Comments:	Probably the best Batman movie ever!

Wednesday 02/25/1998 9:57:59pm
Name:	HOFF
E-Mail:	hofflams@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Winona Lake, IN.
Comments:	BATMAN IS THE BOMB!! SO WAS THE LATEST MOVIE.(ACK!) BUT I STILL HAVE HOPE IN THE NEXT MOVIE. I HEAR THEY ARE GOING BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD AND DOING IT DIFFERENT. I REALLY ENJOYED THE FIRST MOVIE. VERY CREATIVE SCRIPT THOUGH.

Wednesday 02/25/1998 7:13:08pm
Name:	Excalibur
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Massachusetts
Comments:	LOVED the script! Holy Dead Meat, Batboy!

Wednesday 02/25/1998 10:25:43am
Name:	Yuri Sumnicht
E-Mail:	Yurminator@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	California
Comments:	Your script rules. ....

Tuesday 02/24/1998 10:17:25pm
Name:	D. E. Peterson
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Rhode Island
Comments:	Y'know, I would spend $10 to see a movie based on this script! And to top it off, I'd enjoy it a lot more than the $3 rental for the B&R movie.

Tuesday 02/24/1998 8:22:55pm
Name:	Ninjatron
E-Mail:	Ninjatron@usa.net
Homepage Title:	Ninjatron's SykoGrafix!
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/1844
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Toronto
Comments:	Wow! Great site! This is too funny! You should poke fun at some other disapointing movies. Really hilarious stuff here! Keep it up!

Tuesday 02/24/1998 0:35:13am
Name:	Liaquat Ali
E-Mail:	lali@iastate.edu
Homepage Title:	my Home page
Homepage URL:	http://www.public.iastate.edu/~lali
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	The Bat Cave
Comments:	Woah... kewl... better than the movie....

Monday 02/23/1998 8:40:35am
Name:	masooma
E-Mail:	masoomac@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	great stuff! want more like it regularly.

Sunday 02/22/1998 9:03:08am
Name:	J10
E-Mail:	jurand10@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://www.ddd
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:
Comments:	d

Sunday 02/22/1998 5:56:27am
Name:	Ulla Petrussen
E-Mail:	hco@post10.dk
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	denmark
Comments:	Jeg elsker HC!

Friday 02/20/1998 10:03:19am
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	Batman is awesome and this site bites the big one!

Wednesday 02/18/1998 11:01:58pm
Name:	Josh Bennett
E-Mail:	rian_18@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Prince George BC Canada
Comments:	One of the funniest Batman spoofs ever!

Tuesday 02/17/1998 6:43:12pm
Name:	Zoey
E-Mail:	cut@digitalpla.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Albany, N.Y.
Comments:	Jesus, am I happy to find out other people thought this movie sucked, too.

Sunday 02/15/1998 2:08:03pm
Name:	Chris
E-Mail:	u02css@abdn.ac.uk
Homepage Title:	Chris Summers Homepage
Homepage URL:	http://abdn.ac.uk/~u02css
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Scotland
Comments:	Ha! Very Funny.

Friday 02/13/1998 9:30:18pm
Name:	mike
E-Mail:	mmummey@mosquitonet.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	fairbanks, ak
Comments:	blah blah blah!!!!!

Friday 02/13/1998 9:19:44pm
Name:	Alis Hege
E-Mail:	SilvanaK@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Maryland
Comments:	I loved your script. It's one of the most well thought out parodies I've read in a long, long time. ;) Great job!!-Alis

Friday 02/13/1998 2:10:58pm
Name:	Jon Denning
E-Mail:	jon_coolaid@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	CoOlAiD's Page of Stuff
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/vista/1303
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Kansas
Comments:	Awesome Script!!!! Hey...My cousin and I are in foreinsics (however you spell it)... and we were wondering if we could use parts of your script for a duo in it. If you could email me...that'd be great...thanx (This is the best parody to batman!)

Thursday 02/12/1998 7:49:48pm
Name:	CycoKiller
E-Mail:	druge@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	don't have one!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	A shit hole called Leggett Tx.
Comments:	I don't have a website yet , but I'm in the process of makingone. By the way PartyGirl I would like to here from you so please send me an E- Mail Fello Surfer, CycoKiller!

Tuesday 02/10/1998 8:56:30am
Name:	t & k
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Hamilton, ON, Canada
Comments:	We love Batman. It's the car. Chicks love the car. Nanananananananananananana BATMAN! nanananananananananana BATMAN! nanananananananananananana BATMAN! nanananananananananana BATMAN! BATMAN batman Batman!

Monday 02/09/1998 11:05:31am
Name:	dan
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	new york
Comments:	batman really sucks but your movie is really really funny

Friday 02/06/1998 10:53:13am
Name:	Jeremy Holford
E-Mail:	jholford@uniserve.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	B.C Canada
Comments:	Batman is the coolest Gay Guy in the World if you agree email me back at jholford@uniserve.com. You should Make a Gay Batman site With him and his partener GAY .

Monday 02/02/1998 9:02:18am
Name:	Mr Gerry Adams
E-Mail:	Sinn Fein
Homepage Title:	I.R.A.
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	West Belfast
Comments:	I belive that the British Government should release all political prisoners.

Sunday 02/01/1998 4:31:08pm
Name:	Dan
E-Mail:	ororke@enigma.rider.edu
Homepage Title:	My Crazy World
Homepage URL:	http://www1.rider.edu/~ORORKE/Dan.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Jersey
Comments:	HI Mike, just wanted to let you know I checked out the page since you told me about it over the break. Your right this is really funny. I'm going to thave to try my hand at this parody thing sometime.

Saturday 01/31/1998 2:43:07pm
Name:	Harun Chan
E-Mail:	harun77@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Malaysia
Comments:	Quite interesting

Friday 01/30/1998 8:38:57pm
Name:	Mike Hunt
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Mike Hunt's page
Homepage URL:	http://for a good time call
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Iraq
Comments:	I'd like to tell you all my name is cool cause i can get some and you all have to pay .

Friday 01/30/1998 8:37:07pm
Name:	Ivanna Tinkle
E-Mail:	toilet bowl
Homepage Title:	aaaaa baby!!!!!!!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	porty pottie on corner
Comments:	psssssssssssssssss. blop !!!! blop!!!gotta go duty calls!!

Friday 01/30/1998 8:33:35pm
Name:	Bambie
E-Mail:	Yeah Right!
Homepage Title:	What the hell?
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	The Corner
Comments:	With my job i hardly have time to watch movies ,but your page kicks ass.

Wednesday 01/28/1998 6:27:11pm
Name:	fuck mate
E-Mail:	my ass smells like shit
Homepage Title:	mother fucker
Homepage URL:	http://fucken shit
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	my ass
Comments:	fuck you !!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 01/25/1998 6:56:28pm
Name:	PARTY GIRL
E-Mail:	alexansd@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Maine
Comments:	I liked your home page but I didn't like what was said about Bat man. Hey it's all good. you have a right to your opinoun. Well have to go. Simpsons are on!

Sunday 01/25/1998 6:43:06pm
Name:	BatBasher
E-Mail:	deathmage_d
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Yellowknife NWT
Comments:	I agree! B&R SUCKED!!!

Saturday 01/24/1998 5:29:22pm
Name:	AJ Smith
E-Mail:	Procto__69@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	California
Comments:	This script is the mosat hilarios thing that I have every read!!!!!!!!!

Saturday 01/24/1998 2:24:58pm
Name:	Andy Duke
E-Mail:	andyduke@concentric.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	I liked your web page. It was so hilarious! It was far better than the last Batman movie. You guys should write for TV sitcoms or something.

Friday 01/23/1998 10:15:39pm
Name:	Sangmun Choi
E-Mail:	sychoi@anu.andong.ac.kr
Homepage Title:	I don't have it yet
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	South Korea
Comments:	It's kind a cool page. Hey! Can I get some more impormation about batman? And It's kind of late to say this but, hey Happy new year!

Friday 01/23/1998 8:55:33pm
Name:	Unkown
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	This script is the biggest load of pig crap I have every read. sorry If I offended you but it sucks the big one!

Friday 01/23/1998 7:05:15pm
Name:	jeremy tubbs
E-Mail:	sk8er62@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Idaho
Comments:	hi

Thursday 01/22/1998 3:22:37pm
Name:	WESTSIDE CHOCTAW
E-Mail:	www.usa@usa.net
Homepage Title:	you bite
Homepage URL:	http://don't have one
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Oklahoma
Comments:	This page SUCKS!!!!! we could make a better page. you all are fools. and bye the way you all suck

Tuesday 01/20/1998 9:44:24pm
Name:	Rory Pitts
E-Mail:	pitts@oz.net
Homepage Title:	fReAk 4 ChRiSt
Homepage URL:	http://www.oz.net/~pitts/
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Bremerton, Washington
Comments:	I absolutely love your script! I now have to clean up the urine on the floor from laughing so hard. Is there by chance a "Batman Triumphantly Sucks" in the works? Anyways, great job. I have a couple of my buddies checking it out too! Rory

Friday 01/16/1998 8:48:36pm
Name:	Andy Parker
E-Mail:	beckdrewdave@msn.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Oklahoma
Comments:	I usually don't laugh out loud at items I read on the Internet. But your script made me laugh out loud. HARD. Loved the whole thing, especially the toaster bit, Alfred and the villains' get-together.

Friday 01/16/1998 7:28:05am
Name:	Tami Harris
E-Mail:	squito@mailexcite.com
Homepage Title:	He said, Chi said
Homepage URL:	http://members.tripod.com/~tamichi/said.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	NH, USA
Comments:	Great page....loved it, was hilarious

Friday 01/16/1998 6:43:07am
Name:	Guess
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	nice website dude

Thursday 01/15/1998 12:01:05am
Name:	Regi Wright
E-Mail:	regithevegi@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Arcata California
Comments:	This script is hilarious! I used to be a huge batfan but with all the new stupid movies coming out in their full blown corniness I decided to hurl all over the floor. Then I felt the urge to get a real life.

Wednesday 01/14/1998 8:56:09pm
Name:	cycokiller
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	dont have one!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	leggett
Comments:	your web site sucks , you will die for puting down BATman!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 01/14/1998 7:27:35am
Name:	Riz
E-Mail:	rahman-m@kcs.org.uk
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From LinkExchange
Location:	london
Comments:	The Joel shumacher films were crap. I expected your page to be funny, i was dissapointed.I don't know, maybe its funny to Americans. Me and my mates could do so much better.

Wednesday 01/14/1998 6:41:34am
Name:	Batbastard
E-Mail:	Batbastard@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Gotham
Comments:	Excellent stuff. When's the sequel?

Wednesday 01/14/1998 4:14:39am
Name:	Perry Damiri
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Mars
Comments:	Fuck you! Batman is great!

Wednesday 01/14/1998 3:45:16am
Name:	Warren
E-Mail:	blue_dragon@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	CT
Comments:	Big Time Batman fan, but I LOVED THE SCRIPT! Especially Alfred!

Sunday 01/11/1998 8:54:14pm
Name:	LIndsey
E-Mail:	lkalenborn@geocities.com
Homepage Title:	I Was A Teenage Movies Critic
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9196
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Minnesota
Comments:	I laughed so hard! This thing is great!

Saturday 01/10/1998 2:37:35pm
Name:	amEy
E-Mail:	van_chick@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Oklahoma City
Comments:	Ohmigosh!!! This is just about the funniest thing that I have ever read!!!

Friday 01/09/1998 2:37:46am
Name:	zola17
E-Mail:	zola17@hotmail
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	gotham city
Comments:	this suck!!!even my little pussy could do better!your homepage!!

Friday 01/09/1998 0:02:26am
Name:	Eric Halpenny
E-Mail:	esh4@email.byu.edu
Homepage Title:	The Mothership
Homepage URL:	http://www.et.byu.edu/~jacoby
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Logan, Utah
Comments:	This page may be the funniest thing that I have ever read. It was piping. You guys are hilarious. You should turn that sucker into a full length movie. Thanks for writing that, the world needed it.

Thursday 01/08/1998 8:07:48am
Name:	DAVID LEE SHANNON SEARCY
E-Mail:	3001 SOUTH MAIN ST.
Homepage Title:	BATMAN FOREVER
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From www.GuestWorld.com
Location:	CEDAR FALLS IOWA
Comments:	DEAR BATMAN, I REALLY LIKE YOUR MOVIE BECAUSE I'M A FAN OF YOUR. ALL YOUR PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE IS FUNNY. I REALLY LIKE JIM CARREY IN THIS MOVIE

Monday 01/05/1998 1:07:52pm
Name:	Mike Rehor
E-Mail:	MSR77@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Wayne Tech Industries
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/1756
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Chicago, Illinois
Comments:	This is the funniest page I have ever seen and I cracked up reading your script, hilarious! It was around the lines of a "Naked Gun" or "Airplane" movie, you have a real knack for writing comedy and this would make a great movie!

Sunday 01/04/1998 8:57:27am
Name:	Santanico
E-Mail:	trekkie@nlc.net.au
Homepage Title:	The Great Bird's Homepage
Homepage URL:	http://www.nlc.net.au/~trekkie/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Concord Dawn!
Comments:	I never thought anyone could actually find a bright side to those horrific Schumacher films. Thank you for proving me wrong! Now I'll never be able to watch those stupid endings with Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Batmite, Man-Bat, and everyone else in Gotham running toward the camera without thinking of the ending of BSF. Thank you for proving to me that there is a light at the end of the tunnel, and it's not obscured by the Batfamily running away from it. Batman Sucks Forvere, Forever!

Sunday 01/04/1998 8:43:53am
Name:	Red5
E-Mail:	echo3@eisa.net.au
Homepage Title:	the comlink
Homepage URL:	http://www.eisa.net.au/~echo3
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	The Farthest Point from the Bright Centre of the Universe...
Comments:	Very, very, very funny. I too was disappointed with JS's version of Batman, especially with B & R which seemed to have so much going for it. At least in theory. Your script though was very thoughtful and intelligent, nitpicking at the worst of the Dynamic Duos fault yet still having something that resembled a story. I suppose if the next Batman films just as bad at least I can look forward to a sequel...

Tuesday 12/30/1997 0:08:57am
Name:	James
E-Mail:	jameshead@rocketmail.com
Homepage Title:	James page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/5121/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	California
Comments:	Great page. My whole family enjoyed it. Mind if we copy a couple scenes to do in a talent show? James

Sunday 12/28/1997 11:44:42pm
Name:	poison ivy
E-Mail:	greenland
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	greenland lah!
Comments:	we love u batty man!!!!!

Sunday 12/28/1997 9:24:40am
Name:	Newkirk
E-Mail:	newkirk4@juno.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	here
Comments:	THAT SCRIPT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!!!!

Sunday 12/28/1997 9:28:49am
Name:	Newkirk
E-Mail:	newkirk4@juno.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	here
Comments:	THAT SCRIPT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER READ!!!!

Friday 12/26/1997 9:21:23pm
Name:	Melissa
E-Mail:	Hard2get15@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	L.A, California
Comments:	I thought this script was so funny. You should really get it made into a film or T.V show

Friday 12/26/1997 2:51:37pm
Name:	Matthew
E-Mail:	viper23@vvm.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Texas
Comments:	Great Web page

Thursday 12/25/1997 9:42:14pm
Name:	Joe sandoval
E-Mail:	JOESAND@Concentric.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Las Vegas NV
Comments:	Howdy

Thursday 12/25/1997 9:39:12pm
Name:	Joe sandoval
E-Mail:	JOESAND@Concentric.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Las Vegas NV
Comments:	Howdy

Wednesday 12/24/1997 3:32:53pm
Name:	sUb-ZeRo
E-Mail:	kar11@mailexcite.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	that's classified
Comments:	i hated Batman and Robin 2!!!!!! that movie really sucked...it was all fucked up like the rest!!!!!!!

Tuesday 12/23/1997 2:22:21pm
Name:	natalie howell
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Birmingham, England
Comments:	We thought that Batman and Robin was crap as well!

Sunday 12/21/1997 6:50:40pm
Name:	Wildcard Ace
E-Mail:	maniac@thevortex.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Somewhere.
Comments:	ROTFLMAOWTIME@ your story That is hilarious!! Nice work you guys!!!

Sunday 12/21/1997 10:32:31am
Name:	Hans Christian Bruus
E-Mail:	Niceman
Homepage Title:	Welcome....Check the place out...
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Realm/9496/index.htm
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Im from Denmark!!
Comments:	Why is it an Anti-Batman site??? I really like Batman, and thats the reason that i searched for it! Greetings from Niceman!

Saturday 12/20/1997 5:49:38am
Name:	BATMAN
E-Mail:	yohoo.com
Homepage Title:	YOU GUYS SUCK
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	HELL .....YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
Comments:	You guys are a bunch of ass holes....if you never liked batman...you should have not watch the movie!!!! BATMAN 4 REAL

Friday 12/19/1997 8:46:15pm
Name:	jen
E-Mail:	jen@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	dadada
Homepage URL:	http://dadada.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	ca
Comments:	Cool page but mines cooler, nice script, O by the way sugar'n spice you suck ass

Thursday 12/18/1997 8:24:42pm
Name:	Shanda Lier
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	CA
Comments:	HEY IT WAS WAY COOL!! TOTALLY ROCKIN'!!

Thursday 12/18/1997 7:49:07pm
Name:	Fartnocker
E-Mail:	dgdgsdgdsgd
Homepage Title:	dsfsdffs
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	sdfsdfasfasfsdf
Comments:	This site sucked I hated It it bited!!

Thursday 12/18/1997 2:47:11am
Name:	bannerman
E-Mail:	eld11771@stu.oru.edu
Homepage Title:	I just said I have none, DUH!
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	from the blackest depths...
Comments:	funny as snot!!!

Wednesday 12/17/1997 9:45:29pm
Name:	Monica
E-Mail:	mhewitt@kes.miracosta.cc.ca.us
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	California
Comments:	Very funny. It's better than that last piece of tripe that came out. I loved this spoof!

Monday 12/15/1997 3:57:51pm
Name:	Zak Parker
E-Mail:	zakham@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	the Mel Brooks Webring
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/9716
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Missouri
Comments:	Hey, your script was funny and I think it could possibly become a movie. But, if you ask me, which you didn't, you need to make the spoof more general instead of relying on punch lines. Y'know what I'm talking about? Probably not. Sight gags and one-liners don't usually hit it off. Satirical, situational comedy does though.

Monday 12/15/1997 3:54:33pm
Name:	Zak
E-Mail:	zakham@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	the Hole in the Wall
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/1382
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Missouri
Comments:	Hey, creative.

Monday 12/15/1997 10:22:43am
Name:	Rommel Arriola
E-Mail:	arriola@webquest.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Manila, Philippines
Comments:	Some scenes don't come up. Scene 5 was cut then nothing followed. What's wrong here. Some clicables don't show their images. I have to guess what these X's were for. The idea is fresh and as a Batfan this one's for the archives. I've enjoyed what I've read so far. I want the complete thing of course. Thanks for expressing for some of us regarding the most dissapointing turnout of the 4th take on Batman. Schumacher should be dismissed from this assignment, FOREVER. Thanks for the laughs, ROMMEL

Sunday 12/14/1997 3:55:01am
Name:	sugar 'n spice
E-Mail:	won't tell you!
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	gotham city
Comments:	your site isn't the least bit amusing! it sucks just like you do! take it off from the www dammit...coz it's useless and f@#$ing annoying!!

Saturday 12/13/1997 1:04:39pm
Name:	LOUIS BUYS
E-Mail:	NONE
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	South-Africa
Comments:	SUCK ON

Friday 12/12/1997 9:48:38pm
Name:	Sarah
E-Mail:	lotte11@aol.com
Homepage Title:	Inside Arkham
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/1911/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	CT
Comments:	Cool site, not a total Bman bashing, so I can admit to it :) Check out my page...it's....different.

Friday 12/12/1997 4:58:19pm
Name:	Krash
E-Mail:	KrashByrne@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	The BeatleManiac Home Page
Homepage URL:	http://members.tripod.com/~KrashByrne/enter.html
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	FL
Comments:	This is a cool site, dude. I'll bookmark it. Krash

Friday 12/12/1997 8:57:41am
Name:	Batman supporter
E-Mail:	your mom@ dc.com
Homepage Title:	All Batman Haters Suck Dick!
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Your pussy, If you got one.
Comments:	How dare you insult Batman! You have alot of God Damn nerve putting this page on the web! I hope you get alot of hate mail you bastard! You desrve it! I am going to notify DC Comics about this, and you should be scared shitless!

Thursday 12/11/1997 9:47:00pm
Name:	Lord Kthululu
E-Mail:	bop-it@slap-it.smack-it.spank-it
Homepage Title:	Ain't got one...
Homepage URL:	http://WWW.It.don't.exist.and.we.don't.need.more.Org
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	The U.S.
Comments:	Pretty cool! I liked the extra scenes where the villains are just hangin' out and have big ego discussions and they're almost intelligent! The best Bat-camp I've ever read, and I HATE Bat-camp! (IOW, This was swell!)

Thursday 12/11/1997 6:33:00pm
Name:	Miss Scarlett
E-Mail:	MissScarlett@berk.com
Homepage Title:	Scarlett & Missy's Psychosis
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ny/ScarlettMissy
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	New York
Comments:	Very amusing

Wednesday 12/10/1997 4:35:00pm
Name:	STEPHANIE MOYER
E-Mail:	moyer@accnorwalk.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	MILAN, OHIO
Comments:	very creatve!!

Monday 12/08/1997 6:12:00pm
Name:	Nick Clarke
E-Mail:	clarke@ismi.net
Homepage Title:	The Cool Zone
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/55755575/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Howell, MI {hick town U.S.A.}
Comments:	I think you should get alot more parodies going.

Monday 12/08/1997 12:09:00am
Name:	HVSpider
E-Mail:	_
Homepage Title:	High Voltage Chat
Homepage URL:	http://www.hvchat.com
Referred By:	NetSearch
Location:	Santa Clara
Comments:	Check out - High Voltage

Monday 12/08/1997 2:10:00am
Name:	muxz
E-Mail:	muxz1@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	earth
Comments:	without a doubt, the funniest goddamn script i've read for a parody If I were a director I'd film it.

Sunday 12/07/1997 4:38:00pm
Name:	Joe Gaucher
E-Mail:	jgaucher@snet.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Ct.
Comments:	Holy sendups! What a great parody. Hope to see more in the future. Best wishes~Joe

Saturday 12/06/1997 6:38:00pm
Name:	Foxy Roxy
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	This is one of the best and funniest web sites I have ever been on!!!!!!!!!

Friday 12/05/1997 7:33:00pm
Name:	Zach
E-Mail:	cfinch@. bellatlantic
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	downingtown,pa
Comments:	I never laughed so much in my life.

Friday 12/05/1997 6:58:00pm
Name:	Zach
E-Mail:	cfinch@bellatlantic.net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	downingtown, pa
Comments:	I have never laughed so much in my life.

Friday 12/05/1997 5:50:00pm
Name:	Joe Stefanelli
E-Mail:	sinatra123@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	New Jersey
Comments:	I've never laughed so hard in my life. I hated Batman and Robin too. It was so stupid.

Thursday 12/04/1997 8:30:00pm
Name:	Johny B goODe
E-Mail:	c3popal1@aol.com
Homepage Title:	crap
Homepage URL:	http://crap
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	one of the hick states.
Comments:	why does robin have bigger tits than batgirl????? They put ALICIA SILVERSTONE(hotest babe with reat breasts) and she doesnt have the biggest tits?? Robin looked gay in his costume and this is just adding to it. Why didnt ALICIA get a better costume?????? WHY???? ALICIA deserved better than that. atleast they made a costume with a spot for her tits but it is rediculous that they were so small. I demand satistfaction and my money back for watching a movie that only made it at all because ALICIA SILVERSTONE was in it....... And how is she Uncle Penneyworths niece. he was the only living member of his family. ALICIA SILVERSTONE deserved a better fate than to have to be in a "C+" quality---- as i am being generous---- movie/film. SHOOOT THE DIRECTOR AND STEAL HIS CHAIR>>>>>>> remember i am not a writer just a concerned fan of BATMAN and ALICIA SILVERSTONE.

Thursday 12/04/1997 5:16:00pm
Name:	Steph
E-Mail:	Stephmk13@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	New Fairfield Connecticut
Comments:	This is one of the funniest sites I have ever visited! I am going to tell all of my friends about this!

Thursday 12/04/1997 2:24:00pm
Name:	jesus eduardo
E-Mail:	barmen1@homail.com
Homepage Title:	ummmmm.....yes!!!!!!
Homepage URL:	http://none.nothing
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	MEXICO(cd victoria tamaulipas)
Comments:	GREAT!!!!!!.........I CAN TELL YA A HUNDRED WORDS BUT I KNOW DAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE FIRST ONE.....ONLY ONE OBSERVATION: IN THE MAIN PAGE YOU SAID DAT THIS IS NOT A MARVEL STUFF.......WELL O COURSE NOT COS' BATMAN IS FROM DC COMIC'S.WELL BYE. WEEEE WELL

Thursday 12/04/1997 9:47:00am
Name:	Ray
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	We're Doomed I tells ya!
Homepage URL:	http://nj5.injersey.com/~sumby/Index.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	Just wanted to let u know that this is the first parody I've read on the net that was actually funny. Really good work. Keep reading those old MAD magazines of yours.

Wednesday 12/03/1997 3:39:00pm
Name:	Clarence Morgan
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Barrie Ontario Canada
Comments:	If you make a sequel, can you kill Batman at the end? He sucks hard. Big hero? HA! What a loser. Rock on guys!

Wednesday 12/03/1997 3:31:00pm
Name:	Wanda Johnson
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From AngelFire
Location:	Orlando, Florida
Comments:	Batman is like the best guy ever! George Clooney, (Batman in batman and Robin) was voted sexiest man on earth! Must've been the tights!!!!! Anyway, Batman is the best superhero. I loved your website, it rocked. Are you makin' another? I hope so. Well, SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 12/03/1997 3:25:00pm
Name:	Jade Addams
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Honolulu Hawaii
Comments:	Great page.

Wednesday 12/03/1997 11:49:00am
Name:	c.j. simoneau
E-Mail:	Charles.Simoneau@Guidant.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	It was very entertaining reading, as a Batman fanatic I loved it. Keep up the good writing

Wednesday 12/03/1997 5:47:00am
Name:	Jack Lowey
E-Mail:	jtlowey@pc.jaring.my
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	USA
Comments:	I like the part when the guy goes, Dick, but he was really calling him a dick. This sit ROCKS!!!!!!1

Monday 12/01/1997 8:43:00pm
Name:	Steve Cole
E-Mail:	Coleville@minenoot.pow.pow
Homepage Title:	Brain Dead and Loving It
Homepage URL:	http://www.braindead.com
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	My Mother's Womb
Comments:	You suck. And I don't care. And write whatever.... Sorry, I'm being hostily taken over by an evil corporation determined to make my sentences to make sense. Please stop 'im..

Monday 12/01/1997 5:21:00pm
Name:	TIE Girl
E-Mail:	cthon@iaccess.com.au
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Australia
Comments:	Fucking hilarious. The last time I laughed this hard was when Schumacher publicly admitted "George is VERY handsome, especially in black rubber."

Monday 12/01/1997 8:19:00am
Name:	Rune Milling
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Denmark
Comments:	The coolest bat-page on the net. Where is Tim Burton when you need him? Joel schumacher took my favorit superhero and turned him into to E.R.man!! The ONLY good thing in the new movie was Alicia Silverstone in a rubberdress.

Sunday 11/30/1997 7:05:00pm
Name:	Marc
E-Mail:	marc_antoine123@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Canada
Comments:	BATMAN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 11/30/1997 6:40:00pm
Name:	Wetcrackr1
E-Mail:	wetcrackr1@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	SLC Utah
Comments:	that is great, I loved your script and was wondering if any of you would mind it becoming a short play or low budget film or if that's even possible, I awaite the sequal!!

Sunday 11/30/1997 8:53:00am
Name:	jarvis tech
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	arkham asylum
Comments:	time for a cup of tea

Friday 11/28/1997 7:38:00pm
Name:	George New
E-Mail:	mlhg@win.co.nz
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	New Zealand
Comments:	this page is real weird and fun and i like it

Thursday 11/27/1997 11:50:00pm
Name:	Iron Mouse
E-Mail:	freedomutopia@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Sailor Cassiopia's Realm
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/7136/moon.html
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Canada
Comments:	This is one of the most amazing satires I've ever read. It's keeping my brother and I in stitches. Keep it up!!!!!!! s

Thursday 11/27/1997 9:52:00pm
Name:	Edward Nigma
E-Mail:	Nigma008@aol.com
Homepage Title:	sailor mars atomic
Homepage URL:	http://members.aol.com/sosmars/mars.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	earth
Comments:	Hi I am Edward Nigma in reality and my purpose is to sue the company that used my name in their movie and i would like you to help me in my quest . Signed Edward Nigma

Tuesday 11/25/1997 6:46:00pm
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Texas
Comments:	hey punk I happen to be called BATMAN, and I liked all the movies. so why don't you and your friends go and get a job or something.

Friday 11/21/1997 4:28:00pm
Name:	buttmunch
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	hey!!! THIS SUCKS BEAVIS

Friday 11/21/1997 7:23:00am
Name:	Tina Marie
E-Mail:	greentina9@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	pa
Comments:	hi, this is a pretty nifty page, have you seen all the batman movies? You can't say that George Clooney doesn't look good in a bat suit, ha ha.

Thursday 11/20/1997 11:43:00pm
Name:	BriMoney
E-Mail:	cultcult@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From LinkExchange
Location:
Comments:	man this is funny heheheh

Thursday 11/20/1997 4:24:00pm
Name:	Adam El Hafi
E-Mail:	aelhafi@trinity.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:
Comments:	Great job! That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I think it would do Warner Bros. a lot of good to read that script. They might realize how dumb Batman & Robin really is. In fact, if they keep going like this, the sixth flick might be exactly like what you've written.

Thursday 11/20/1997 3:56:00pm
Name:	spaceman spliff
E-Mail:	do not have one
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Nanimo B.C.
Comments:	personaly I think that batman 2 was far worse than Batman and Robin

Wednesday 11/19/1997 1:29:00pm
Name:	Dawn Gilge
E-Mail:	kamakazie_ozzie@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Don't got one really
Homepage URL:	http://www.dawnm@northernnet.com
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Minnesota
Comments:	Bat-man is getting a little old

Tuesday 11/18/1997 8:31:00pm
Name:	Brian Wilkinson
E-Mail:	moronicone@msn.com
Homepage Title:	Zandar
Homepage URL:	http://www.zandar.com
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Ireland
Comments:	This is trully a work of art. I have never read a more beautiful script in all of my life. This masterpiece was full of drama, suspense, terror, comedy, sympathy, and anger. It dealt with issues such as drinking, losing parents, and other "hot topics" of the day. I commend you for your bravery in tackling these issues. The runnings for the Academy Awards have officially started with this one.

Tuesday 11/18/1997 4:14:00pm
Name:	C more Butts
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	jack meoff
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From AngelFire
Location:	i no speak engles
Comments:	BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhh Billy this is a side of you I have never felt. This really sucked the biggest one (YOURS!!!!!)SCREWBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday 11/17/1997 3:36:00pm
Name:	Death Pod
E-Mail:	deathpod@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Death Pod's Batman Movie Index
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/1839/batindex.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Plymouth, NH
Comments:	Hi Guys. First off, I must say that I loved all of the Batman movies, they are my favorites of all time. But your script was hilarious!! I loved the part where everyone recognized Dick, and all the characters running out into the spotlight in the end. Although I am usually averse to any criticism of Batman, I really did like this, and hope to see more sometime again.

Sunday 11/16/1997 11:06:00pm
Name:	MavE_RicK
E-Mail:	mjj82@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	nothing

Sunday 11/16/1997 2:50:00pm
Name:	nora fries
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	CA
Comments:	this sucked!!!

Saturday 11/15/1997 0:16:00am
Name:	J. S. Hicks
E-Mail:	katana@nlenx.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Earth most of the time
Comments:	LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! Especially loved the, "you have mail" line in the batcave on the computer!!! Great parody! I'll be showing this to a guy I know at school who thinks Batman is god. (yeah, right...) :) I'm dying to see what you're going to pull off with the new Superman with (UGH!) Nicolas Cage (Nick as the man of steel? I don't think so...)

Friday 11/14/1997 11:46:00pm
Name:	Tammy Brokaw
E-Mail:	bgdt85c@prodigy.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Pittsburgh, Pa
Comments:	great story! Lotsa tallent, maybe YOU GUYS should be writing the batman movies, not these Hollywood dorks!! Lotsa Love and support!

Friday 11/14/1997 6:54:00pm
Name:	This site SUCKS FOREVER!
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	FU2
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	From AngelFire
Location:	YOUR ASS
Comments:	LIke Ah said, this site SUCKS forever!

Friday 11/14/1997 6:00:00pm
Name:	ERIC LARSEN
E-Mail:	rdlarsen@mnsinc.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Annandale,Va
Comments:	I saw all the batman movies,and i thought they were all great myself.However,if you ask me,i thought George Clooney was a shitty choice to play the Batman.Good lord he was awful that man is such a poser,pleasse hon,Val Kilmer did it better,so did Michael Keaton.This website is a scream!!!!!!!! You ever thought of making this into a comic book? I am a carttonist,and i would be able to draw some really great shit for ya

Tuesday 11/11/1997 11:06:00pm
Name:	AH
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	NJ
Comments:	What annoys me so much about the movies is that first they don't connect - they don't even match the comic books - and Batman started in the comics. I also hate the unrealism of it - in Batman and Robin ALfred's medication glowed in the dark. The two charectors that do not fit at all are Alfred and Gordon. Alfred is so old. He looks like if he vacumes a one room he'll have a stroke he is also missing his mustache. In the comics he is so much younger. Gordon looks like a fat baffoon who could never be a cop let alone chief of police. He is so cool in the books. And Wayne -he is the man of ice. No emotions at all. He should be Mr. Freeze.

Tuesday 11/11/1997 2:16:00pm
Name:	Heidi Banks
E-Mail:	hbanks@mindspring.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Richmond, Virginia
Comments:	Hi! I just wanted to tell you what a GREAT script! I loved it! Second, I was wondering if you would consider letting me and my partner, Heather, use parts of it for our Forensics performance for our high school team. You will, of course, receive full credit for writing it (could even be publicity!). I really hope that you say yes! Im sure my partner will love it too! Please send me your answer in an email (hbanks@mindspring.com) Thanks again! ~Heidi Banks

Sunday 11/09/1997 4:51:00pm
Name:	Rhae
E-Mail:	jasemine@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Kentucky
Comments:	I happen to like Batman and the sequels. Your parody was hilarious, but I watched Batman and Robin and I thought it was one of the best movies of the summer.

Sunday 11/09/1997 3:16:00pm
Name:	CHRIS ROCHON
E-Mail:	GHRSYSDFYS
Homepage Title:	JGHGHHHGGGFFFFF
Homepage URL:	http://HFGFDGHGDU
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	C.A.
Comments:	LIKE THE COSTUMES

Saturday 11/08/1997 7:04:00pm
Name:	Jeff
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Monroe, NC
Comments:	this script is so funny, i laughed out loud!

Saturday 11/08/1997 11:22:00am
Name:	Dan-Druff
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	One thing I saw on Batman & Roben is after they thaw the city the ice on the car door jiggels.

Saturday 11/08/1997 6:31:00am
Name:	JUSSI
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	EARTH
Comments:	BATMAN IS GREAT, BUT SOMETIMES HE DOESN"T SUCK. HE STINKS !!!!

Saturday 11/08/1997 6:20:00am
Name:	arto toivanen
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	BATMAN REALLY SUCKS

Friday 11/07/1997 10:04:00am
Name:	Dan
E-Mail:	danwud@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Online Books of Dan and Stan
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/ny/worldupsidedown
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	new york
Comments:	holy parady batman. interesting to say the least. keep up the good work.

Thursday 11/06/1997 3:19:00pm
Name:	Batman
E-Mail:	www.batcave .com
Homepage Title:	BATCOMPUTER
Homepage URL:	http://Wayne Manor .com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	GOTHAM CITY, NEW YORK
Comments:	What you need for a better Batman movie is a better storyline.I really like the Batman movies,but the story line dosen't go along with Batman and the characters in the comics. The only and best Batman film was part one. Refer back to it once in a while

Wednesday 11/05/1997 9:43:00am
Name:	Erin Damron
E-Mail:	?
Homepage Title:	Batman Sucks Forever
Homepage URL:	http://www.wam.umd.edu/~mdmoyer/batman-sucks.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Texas
Comments:	This is the badest sight on the web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 11/02/1997 7:17:00pm
Name:	rebecca
E-Mail:	sunnygummi@AOL.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	don't ask!
Comments:	this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in a long time!!!! i laughed till i cried! (why does that sound so cliche?) Only those of us unfourtunate enough to have ever been witness to the 1966 batman series would come to understand the best of these jokes. You all deserve a pat on the bat back! ACK! TOO...MANY..PUNS..... well i do wish you would make a sequel. (come on they ALWAYS make a sequel!!!)

Friday 10/31/1997 2:13:00pm
Name:	Batman Returns
E-Mail:	BatmanReturns@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	BATMAN RETURNS
Homepage URL:	http://www.batmanreturns.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	THE BAT CAVE!
Comments:	U ARE NOT SENDIN ME TO DA COOLER!!! HI FREEZE im BATMAN! HE HA HO! What a laugh! ANYWAYS, I LOVE DA BATMAN SERIES AND BATMAN DOES NOT SUCK FOREVER!!! FROM a Comic fans POINT OF VIew, BATMAN was Cool, BATMAN RETURNS WAS THE BEST, BATMAN FOREVER AND BATMAN AND ROBIN SUCKED DICK! BUT FROM A MOVIe Viewer only, I WOULD SAY DAT ALLL Da movies ROCKED!!!!and to WB: BRING BACK BURTON, BRING BACK MICHAEL KEATON!!! LET KEATON ACT in A couple of Movies, and then Let ALEC BALDWIN CONTINUE, THEN MAYBE VAL KILMER!! NOT CLOONEY!! HE SUCKS! ANYWAYS THE MOVIES SHOULD BE Extremely dark like Batman Returns, not Campy and Gay like the last 2 movies. next bat flick is called BATMAN Triumphant and it has clooney as bats and joker, harley quinn, scare crow, and COOLIO???? ANYWAYS ITS GONNA BE Darker, BUT ITS STILL GONNA SUCK BEcause JOEL IS DIRECTIN, and Clooney is ACTIN, SO JUST HOPE THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS FLICK, SUPERMAN FLICK, AND THE NEW TURTLES FLICK IS BETTER, THAN THIS HEAP OF TRASH. SO UNTIL HOME ALONE 3 COMES OUT(DECEMBER 97) BATMAN RETURNS KICKS ASS, BURTON ROCKSFUCKING BATMAN TO EVER PLAY THE PART!!!!!!!!!

Friday 10/31/1997 1:57:00pm
Name:	Jason aka Batman ( name used in chats)
E-Mail:	batman_@rocketmail.com
Homepage Title:	The Batcave
Homepage URL:	http://www.angelfire.com/oh/batman2
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Ohio
Comments:	Heyyy, I'd like to thank the creators of this site because the batman movies truly do suck. as for me though........

Thursday 10/30/1997 8:46:00pm
Name:	Glenthor
E-Mail:	Don't Gots None
Homepage Title:	God damnit I've got none
Homepage URL:	http://Don't gots non o dat either
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Slimepacker
Comments:	Kaleb Siegle is kind of stupid. So is Lee Crane Adam Calafransceco is stupid too. You can E-mail Kaleb Siegle if you want to so tell hiom that I said he sucks XOXOXOXOXO Love, Glenthor

Thursday 10/30/1997 2:29:00pm
Name:	lizeerd man
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	middle of nowhere
Comments:	weird

Thursday 10/30/1997 11:46:00am
Name:	Elizabeth Matza
E-Mail:	ematza@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	California
Comments:	Very funny I enjoyed it a lot

Thursday 10/30/1997 10:38:00am
Name:	Roz
E-Mail:	lpylrsm@psych.nott.ac.uk
Homepage Title:	I said "I DON"T HAVE ONE"
Homepage URL:	http://don't have one
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	London, Engerland
Comments:	I haven't seen the film, and I don't intend to if I can help it - it looks like utter shite.

Wednesday 10/29/1997 5:23:00pm
Name:	HOWIE CAPRI
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	FUNNY AS HELL, I GIVE IT ONE FINGER UP.

Wednesday 10/29/1997 8:52:00am
Name:	Ranae Shail
E-Mail:	rashail@npusc.k12.in.us
Homepage Title:	N/A
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	LaPorte, IN
Comments:	My man forced me to see that retarded movie. I can't believe that I did it!!!!

Tuesday 10/28/1997 10:27:00pm
Name:	ben brinckerhoff
E-Mail:	benb@fgi.net
Homepage Title:	danman & waffleboy
Homepage URL:	http://www.inw.net/~danman
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	illinoise
Comments:	Cool page. Batman is an awesome character and a lot of the comics are cool, but lets face it: all the movies suck. Bad. One note: Marvel doesnt have any rights to batman; it is DC Comics.

Tuesday 10/28/1997 2:39:00pm
Name:	Ivor Bigun
E-Mail:	Yes thanks
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://?
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Ah wouldn't you like to know
Comments:	Bloody brillant bat-script

Monday 10/27/1997 9:59:00pm
Name:	Delbert Yazzie
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Tuba City, AZ .....The Rez
Comments:	I think that Batman is really good. I like your peoples computer thing on him, so does the rest of my tribe. Thank You, The Navajo Nation

Monday 10/27/1997 7:19:00pm
Name:	Sean
E-Mail:	I don't have one. YET
Homepage Title:	Don't have one.
Homepage URL:	http://I'm sorry I don't have one.
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Illinois.I moved to Columbus,Ohio
Comments:	I totally agree with you. Batman and Robin was the worst movie I ever saw.

Sunday 10/26/1997 7:04:00pm
Name:	St�phane Pilon
E-Mail:	pilontkd@videotron.ca
Homepage Title:	St�phane Pilon Taekwondo
Homepage URL:	http://pages.infinit.net/pilontkd
Referred By:	NewsGroups
Location:	Quebec, Canada
Comments:	I haven't read the whole script yet, but it feels good to know that I'm not the only Batfan disappointed from the movies. Feels even better to laugh about it. Great job

Sunday 10/26/1997 2:21:00pm
Name:	John Montgomery
E-Mail:	captainmonty666@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	NewsGroups
Location:	College of Mt. St. Vincent
Comments:	That parody was too much!!! :-) You guys should write more! I write parodies of the Power Rangers, so I know what fun it is!

Sunday 10/26/1997 7:46:00am
Name:	Matthew
E-Mail:	ActleteDad@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Raleigh, NC
Comments:	The number one Flash fan in cyberspace, FanOfFlash@aol.com, emailed a link to your site to a number of personages on the web today. Expect a lot of visits, and I would imagine a lot of comments as well. The last time I was motivated to rewrite a movie script was when my friends and I wasted $5 each to see Conan The Destroyer (who would guess that Arnold, Wilt, and Grace couldn't act?) when we were in Junior High School. Keep up the good work, and we'll visit you every Tuesday if DC gets you thrown in jail.

Sunday 10/26/1997 1:45:00am
Name:	Ronie J Whalen
E-Mail:	rjwhalen@cti-md.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	USA, Maryland, Silver Spring
Comments:	When I first got to your webpage, I thought that this was going to be another stupid I hate blah-blah idiot page that tries to satirize something infamous or famous but ends up being poor. Instead, I surprisingly found that I loved your Batman Sucks Forever script. It is one of the best Batman parodies I have ever read-a straight on wonderful satire of both the Tim Burton and Joel Schumaucher Batman movies and a hommage to the old campy Batman series and I also enjoyed it for being something of a critical look at the four WB Batman movies, in that, like any good satire it points out what is wrong with what it is satirizing-in this case, the script shows that the Batman movies (either the Tim Burton or Joel Shumaucher movies) have all been awful and totally unfaithful to the original comic book Batman stories (though I did like the first three films-Batman with Keaton & Nicholson was cool and Returns was very good with DeVito and Returns was fun but Batman & Robin was a prime candidate for the worst movie ever made) and that's all I have to say. Great webpage and great satire of the Batman movies-it's like something you would read in MAD Magazine. I liked it very much!

Sunday 10/26/1997 0:23:00am
Name:	Chris Robert
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:
Comments:	Your page really sucks. The Batman movies rules. Batman & Robin kicked ass. I cannot believe I wasted my time reading this crap. Hope I never run into one of your pages again. Have a nice life!

Saturday 10/25/1997 7:08:00pm
Name:	J.T. White
E-Mail:	white@serv2.fwi.com
Homepage Title:	the W zone
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/4403/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Indiana
Comments:	Great page! This must have taken a lot of thought. Would you guys mind if I created a link on my page to here?

Saturday 10/25/1997 4:42:00pm
Name:	super man
E-Mail:	your not good enough to know
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Bat mans home town
Comments:	this page has to go DOWN!!! THANK YOU SIGNED TWO BAT MAN LOVERS

Friday 10/24/1997 4:54:00pm
Name:	Matt Carey
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Mars
Comments:	I think this is mean.

Friday 10/24/1997 12:37:00am
Name:	mitchel
E-Mail:	n/a
Homepage Title:	n/a
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Williams Lake, B.C.
Comments:	I am 5 years old, and i can't read, so this sort of sucked. (my babysitter typed this for me)

Friday 10/24/1997 11:56:00am
Name:	Jake Roberts
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Batman Kicks A* *
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Chad
Comments:	kgsdhkb ;ljsgh jktshrjk'j thl;kj ;dsjghlkj klsd jhl;k fgjlk'sjghk g'kjsflk'hj lj'lksg ijfaglk;jdf h'klsdfkjglk; nl'kdn gl'kj lk'sajgkl'fdjgl;k j;lkdfsjg l;kjd;lkfjg ;l'passs ldkfjgkl' jjg jgh ;asds kladjgl;sass g ja ass jfadkgjk j;laetjli ajgf'kjf g;ldfjgkdfgj' pfgj'hjgh'ksjk lg 'sg' s' slkf' dsflgkd'fsj 'odfkg'dfkg'kl;fkgll;sd'd'skfl;kg;sdf'gk s;kf'kg lskfg lsdfl;gkl; 'fgk l;ksdf;lg ;k;sdfl;knfdmlhflmgnk m b vb

Thursday 10/23/1997 3:52:00pm
Name:	James
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Dallas, TX
Comments:	You should have Robin, after getting shot in the head, sing the same song that clown sung from the movie Billy Madison. "Hey kids, you probably thought I was dead, turned out I got a massive hemmorage in my head..."

Wednesday 10/22/1997 11:37:00pm
Name:	Ang
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Wellington
Comments:	I thought It was great, Well done!!

Wednesday 10/22/1997 11:07:00pm
Name:	Dale
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Pa
Comments:	Cool story, I laughed the whole way thru. I wish it was a real movie, though.

Wednesday 10/22/1997 7:55:00pm
Name:	Walrus Sterculius
E-Mail:	walrus@weirdness.com
Homepage Title:	MoA
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/4986/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	The inner reaches of the mind
Comments:	Weird... I like it!

Tuesday 10/21/1997 3:55:00pm
Name:	batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	ak
Comments:	your homepage is the best i've seen so far.

Sunday 10/19/1997 1:23:00am
Name:	Blake
E-Mail:	herron@gtii.com
Homepage Title:	its my e-mail stupid!
Homepage URL:	http://herron@gtii.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	snow up your ass michigan
Comments:	KICK ASS e-mail me ok your page kicked total ass!

Sunday 10/19/1997 0:46:00am
Name:	Nick Jones (Nick Online)
E-Mail:	nickonline@geocities.com
Homepage Title:	Nick Online (Nick Jones' Home Page)
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/8682/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Colorado Springs,CO
Comments:	I love this Web Site. Very funny!

Saturday 10/18/1997 11:58:00pm
Name:	Adam T.
E-Mail:	AThrone@Netconx.Net
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Mason City, IA
Comments:	BATMAN ROCKS!

Friday 10/17/1997 4:22:00am
Name:	Batbabe
E-Mail:	Batbabe775@aol.com
Homepage Title:	BATGIRLISM
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/9485/batgirlism.html
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Gotham City
Comments:	Hi your page rules =)~

Thursday 10/16/1997 4:10:00pm
Name:	Chris
E-Mail:	Riskie40@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	So.Cali
Comments:	Pretty cool.

Thursday 10/16/1997 7:25:00pm
Name:	N'dra
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Jakarta
Comments:	Norak.......lu semua!!!!!!

Wednesday 10/15/1997 4:45:00pm
Name:	yair
E-Mail:	chife@netvision.net.il
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	israel
Comments:	I'm 33 yeasald end I

Wednesday 10/15/1997 1:32:00pm
Name:	Eric Gauthier
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Longueuil
Comments:	It's a really cool web site: -funny jokes ! -etc..

Wednesday 10/15/1997 6:01:00pm
Name:	BeCon
E-Mail:	BeCon@gks.katowice.pl
Homepage Title:	Official GKS Katowice site
Homepage URL:	http://www.gks.katowice.pl
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Poland - Katowice
Comments:	These scenes are very cool indeed. I'm also writing my own comics which is called "Cerberus". I suppose it will be very very good. That's all BeCon

Tuesday 10/14/1997 0:04:00am
Name:	James C
E-Mail:	zennla@geocities.com
Homepage Title:	James and the Giant Homepage!!
Homepage URL:	http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/edwood/50/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	a galaxy far, far away
Comments:	This script is just begging to be made, the funniest Batman-related thing I've seen since Batman & Robin. However, I must point out what dull and devoid existences you fellows must lead to contrive such a lengthy and amusing parody. Be well!

Monday 10/13/1997 5:51:00pm
Name:	angie lostanau
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Chico
Comments:	I collect Batman figures and accessories. However, I also think that the last movie was a piece of sh*t! It should have been avoided. The jokes, Clooney, the plot, the stupid puns, the whole thing was a disgrace! I thought your page was hilarious. I like Batman a lot and I hate it that this awful movie came out. Keep having fun!

Monday 10/13/1997 5:39:00pm
Name:	Fieldy Snuts
E-Mail:	Geometer@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Jersey
Comments:	Your fucking page rules. That movie sucked shit and thensome. You guys deserve ten times the credit that was given to the moronic producers of that MST3K throwback of a flick. It's a pity that so few people have actually have seen this page.

Monday 10/13/1997 11:39:00am
Name:	Zach1234
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Memphis, TN
Comments:	I agree WB butchered what could have been the best bat movie ever

Sunday 10/12/1997 6:16:00pm
Name:	Daniel Davis
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	CT
Comments:	I like the script very much,especially the jokes.

Sunday 10/12/1997 6:19:00pm
Name:	Daniel Davis
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	CT
Comments:	I like the script very much,especially the jokes.

Monday 10/13/1997 6:16:00am
Name:	Kamron samuels
E-Mail:	none (or ????)
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://?
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	CT
Comments:	I love how you combined the animated black two face and the movie white two face.As well as the B&R batgirl and the animated BG .well See ya!

Sunday 10/12/1997 6:05:00pm
Name:	Marty McFly
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:	Back to the Future... The Web Site
Homepage URL:	http://www.bttf.com
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Hill Valley, California
Comments:	My time travelling DeLorean can kick the Batmobile's ass any day. Besides, mine can fly.

Sunday 10/12/1997 3:29:00pm
Name:	Cadmus
E-Mail:	jcyjc@shy.com.mx
Homepage Title:	Sahuayowars
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/area51/cavern/6639/
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	M�xico
Comments:	The story is cool, you are a genius,, lol,

Sunday 10/12/1997 12:08:00am
Name:	John Hayward
E-Mail:	roadymeepmeep@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Plynlymon Hall
Homepage URL:	http://www.aber.ac.uk/~jwh7/plyn.htm
Referred By:	Net Search
Location:	Abersytwyth
Comments:	Joel Schumacher is a fucking idiot. (simple enough message, but I think it gets the point across.)

Saturday 10/11/1997 8:16:00pm
Name:	JAY STALEY
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	D.C.
Comments:	I THINK YOUR STORY WAS VERY FUNNY AND WOULD MAKE A BETTER MOVIE THAN THE LAST ONE .IT.S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE WITH A TWISTED FUNNY BONE LIKE MY SELF PUT SOMETHING GOOD OUT THERE.

Saturday 10/11/1997 3:48:00pm
Name:	Peter Parker(Spiderman)
E-Mail:	None
Homepage Title:	None
Homepage URL:	http://None
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Manhattan
Comments:	Im Spiderman and I could woop Batman, Robin(all 20 of theme)Batgirl, Alfred and everyone elses butt.

Sunday 10/12/1997 1:18:00am
Name:	Christian Hdz
E-Mail:	christianhdz@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	MEXICO
Comments:	Well...I think that Batman is a sucker black bird, and Robin is a homosexual. A T T E SUPERMAN

Saturday 10/11/1997 1:01:00pm
Name:	Chris
E-Mail:	c_lirette@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:	Star's Cool Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Meadows/1165/star_cool_page.html
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Louisiana
Comments:	Awesome Story!!!!!!

Saturday 10/11/1997 5:45:00pm
Name:	Mario Stravinski
E-Mail:	bean007@cliffhanger.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Italy
Comments:	Great page guys, obvioulsly a LOT of work involved, well done 10 out of 10!

Saturday 10/11/1997 1:08:00am
Name:	Jen
E-Mail:	JBashore@alpha.albion.edu
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	MI
Comments:	God, the story was great. Thank you for giving us batfans something movie related to laugh at (without disgust)

Friday 10/10/1997 7:17:00pm
Name:	jo-em
E-Mail:	joem@rocketmil.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	philippines
Comments:	its quite interesting i like to watch the batman & robin series

Friday 10/10/1997 5:44:00pm
Name:	Rose A. Hill
E-Mail:	none
Homepage Title:	none
Homepage URL:	http://none
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Rocklin, Ca.
Comments:	Your parody is dead-on. The scary thing is, the next movie they make will probably be even more of a parody than yours.

Sunday 09/28/1997 10:59:00pm
Name:	coddie justesen
E-Mail:	njustesen@aol.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:	http://
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Oregon, Corvallis
Comments:	I theck batman not sucks batman is my fatorite cartoon and movie from.coddie justesen

Saturday 09/20/1997 3:29:00am
Name:	John Voxakis
E-Mail:	johnnyv@wam.umd.edu
Homepage Title:	umm..."My Homepage"...i guess...
Homepage URL:	http://www.wam.umd.edu/~johnnyv/
Referred By:	Advertisment/Brochure
Location:	Djibouti
Comments:	that mike moyer...what a card!

Thursday 09/18/1997 9:57:00am
Name:	Greg Wyshynski
E-Mail:	gwysh@wam.umd.edu
Homepage Title:	Jester's Quart
Homepage URL:	http://www.wam.umd.edu/~gwysh
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	The seventh level of hell (Matawan, NJ)
Comments:	You know, Moyer, this is the first time I've looked at the completed (I guess) page and I must say that you did a fantastic job. Please disregard any coments myself or anyone of our friends made about your compulsive behavior - we were just as bad.

Tuesday 09/09/1997 6:25:00pm
Name:	Matt Rosenstein
E-Mail:	mrose78@bu.edu
Homepage Title:	Matt's Super Groovy Home Page
Homepage URL:	http://acs6.bu.edu:8001/~mrose78
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	New Jersey/Boston, MA
Comments:	Mike..hey it's Matt remember me? Laura told me all about the whole Batman thing...it's hysterical!!! Keep up the good work..see you soon. Matt

Thursday 08/21/1997 2:36:00pm
Name:	Elizabeth Nakea Sumwalt
E-Mail:	ensumwun@wam.umd.edu
Homepage Title:	ditto
Homepage URL:	http://don't know yet
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Maryland, of course: Hi, Mike!
Comments:	Hey, Mike...the script is great...and it didn't take that long to finish...most have been all those free hours at work... I'm still working hard up intil next friday...I hope to be moving into my plae not this Saturday but next...so I'll see you then.. luv ya, nikki :)

Monday 08/11/1997 4:51:00pm
Name:	Heywood Jablowmi
E-Mail:	chcarol@sas.upenn.edu
Homepage Title:	The Wood is Good Page
Homepage URL:	http://www.sas.upenn.edu/~chcarol
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	The Land of Confusion
Comments:	The script was AMAZING!! I laughed like a hyena. You guys should have a weekly half-hour comedy show on public access television!

Monday 08/11/1997 4:12:00pm
Name:	Anita Nuthur-Beevur
E-Mail:	gwysh@wam.umd.edu
Homepage Title:	Chillin' with the Beev
Homepage URL:	http://www.wam.umd.edu/~gwysh
Referred By:	Advertisment/Brochure
Location:	Putanea, FL
Comments:	Although I felt the character of Calendar Man was underdeveloped, I think I want to have this script's baby. Kudos to Chas Carol for a fine job. Keep up the good work Andy Ellis. Word to Mike Beabout and Gretchen and will somebody please call Laura Panella.

Monday 08/11/1997 10:19:00am
Name:	Ben D.
E-Mail:	astan1@eden.rutgers.edu
Homepage Title:	Mr. Dover's Site
Homepage URL:	http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~astan1
Referred By:	From AngelFire
Location:	San Francisco
Comments:	Is this going to be the next Batman movie? I think it is great. They just keep on getting better and better.

Monday 08/11/1997 10:11:00am
Name:	Ima Dork
E-Mail:	astan1@eden.rutgers.edu
Homepage Title:	Ima Dork's Really Cool Site
Homepage URL:	http://eden.rutgers.edu/~astan1
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Sri Lanka
Comments:	This is my favorite page on the web I look at it every day. Everyone should tell their friends about it. I laugh for hours.

Monday 08/11/1997 10:04:00am
Name:	Andrew Stanger
E-Mail:	astan1@eden.rutgers.edu
Homepage Title:	Andy's World
Homepage URL:	http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~astan1/
Referred By:	Word of Mouth
Location:	Aberdeen, NJ
Comments:	If I had to choose between poking my eye out with a spoon and reading this script again, I'd read the script again!

Tuesday 08/05/1997 3:30:00pm
Name:	Mike Moyer
E-Mail:	mdmoyer@wam.umd.edu
Homepage Title:	The MOYER Zone
Homepage URL:	http://www.wam.umd.edu/~mdmoyer
Referred By:	Just Surfed On In!
Location:	Aberdeen, New Jersey!
Comments:	Wow, what a great page. I laughed and laughed at your script. You guys are probably the funniest guys in the world. Oh man, what a great page. I love it. It's beautiful. Stay cool, guys. I'm out.